what is there to say?

too much, not enough...

once i've figured it all out, i might fill you in. we'll see, when the time comes. i'm in a different place now than i thought i'd be...ever. not that that's a bad thing.

here's to two more weeks in richmond...





















i can't wait to live here....

well.

here is a post.

my computer died and now i have a new one (as of today) because isa's parents are pretty much the sweetest people in the world.


so this is what i have now.

i got promoted at work last month. i make more money but it's never enough and now i'm never home, EVER.

my car is kind of broken but i bought a new one.

it looks like this only far less shiny. and more old. except i don't have time to take it to the dmv and get it registered and insured so it sits in front of my house. basically i have two cars that i can't drive. so helpful. i have no idea when i will find time to
1. get this car legal to drive
2. fix my old car and sell that shit so i can have some money back please and thanks.

um. it's kitten season. we lost one kitten the other night. we only had him for an hour. right now we have one foster named jo jo.

he's very handsome. expect we will have anywhere from 2-4 more fosters by tuesday or wednesday. please spay and neuter!

that's it for now i think. maybe i will put more up later.

my girlfriend got me a fucking awesome birthday present. i love kitchen shit. SO SHINY.

also for my birthday, i got my first ever parking ticket!

have i mentioned ever that i hate the city of richmond police? oh wait, i say it like once a month. they still haven't caught the fucker who robbed me at gunpoint, but apparently i deserve a parking ticket on my birthday!

see, okay, this is how it works. the street i live on is two ways, but parking is only on one side of the street. EVERYONE who parks here just parks in whatever direction their car is facing because there isn't parking on both sides. this is the way it has been for the past 1.5 years we have lived here. HOWEVER, tonight apparently i deserved a parking ticket! now i will have to either drive ~6 blocks out of my way in order to come down the street facing the other way, or make a dangerous 3 point turn in the middle of the street in order to park facing the other direction!

OMG MY PARKING IS A DANGER TO SOCIETIEZZZZZZ.

(once again, my life is hard )

there is this wedding planning community on livejournal, it makes me so sick sometimes. i rarely read it, but it seems like most of the people in there are the hugest fucking whiners on earth.
"oh wahh, mommy and daddy don't want to pay for my wedding"
"my life is hard, my maid of honor is not throwing me the giantest bridal shower evar!"
"i am CONCERNEDEDED that my groomsmen's CUMMERBUNDS are not going to match my THEME"

i can't get married. period. sure, i can throw myself i little commitment ceremony to prove to the world that omg, we're committed, who knew? WOW BIG FUCKING DEAL. for serious, if(when?) it becomes legal here, i don't even care anymore what the wedding is like. we can be barefoot in the backyard with some flowers and we'll barbecue. as long as friends and family(by which i mean isa' parents and my sister) are there, i don't give a rat's ass.

to sum up: "WAHHHH, MY LIFE IS WAY HARDER THAN YOURS"

i'm just mad because kurt vonnegut died and i loved him.

now i go to eat an entire pan of brownies by myself. COMMENCE THE PITY, FOR I DESERVE IT ALL.

(note: i hope it is obvious that much of that was sarcasm. cummerbunds are SERIOUS BIZNESS)

pictures from hawaii in january:

us:

cool and or pretty things:

pictures of where i grew up, aka the reason every time someone tells me "OH WOW, YOU LIVED IN HAWAIIII OMGZORZ U SO LUCKY" i laugh. and laugh and laugh.

this is what i look like at the beach at 2 am after spending 24 hours in the airport or on a plane.

well, isa and i are off to HAWAII LOL OMGZ for a "vacation" that i am already stressing over. ok yeyz.

i won't be on sg at all for the next 8-9 days. if you need me, you have my number. if you don't have my number, you don't need me.

we had our anniversary a few days ago, yay three years. i got isadora this:

it is sushi, yum yum yum.

christmas is kicking my ass but we pretty much got all the presents covered, even for mother and father "isadora's last name", who are hard as hell to buy for. unfortunately i crapped out on isadora's gifts because i suck as a girlfriend (aka she is hard to buy for). this is gonna be a fun game called "i saved the reciepts and everything is gonna go back to the store, because i suck, yay."

dear isa:
start liking stuff i can buy for you.
<3,
me

FAIL.

this is my gift buying schedule for her:
dec 12 classes over, graduation -done!
dec 14 anniversary -done!
dec 25 xmas -done shittily!
jan 21 birthday
feb 14 valentine's day
feb 15 kill myself because i suck day

then i get to breathe a sigh of relief for 10 months.

mother and father "isadora's last name" are going to come down for christmas day so i can cook and stress out about not calling her sweetie and honey. i'm just going to end up calling her lumpy by accident. FUCK. then we will go to hawaii for a week and play in the ~*~OCEANZ~*~ OMG and mother "my last name" will wear a bathing suit and we will all projectile vomit, but it's okay because the fish poop in there anyway.

STILL NOT PROMOTED.

i wanted to buy xmas cards today to send out extremely belatedly, but they were out because it's 6 days until the day. who the hell buys shoes for xmas presents anyway?