I just found these photos and I am not going to spoiler them because I am a dick..


I brought this lovely bruise home with me from Alaska


and somehow I thought pictures in my backyard was a good idea



then I thought a neighbor saw me so I went inside














what would I do without you guys? who the hell would I show these to?

I haven't been feeling well so I decided to give myself a day off from working out..now I am bored

idle hands are the devil's tools..especially when equipped with a camera phone


















xoxoxoxoxo

stress is eating me alive...

I just got back from the doctors where I was told that I am super healthy, but stress is making me sick. So..having someone tell me to stop being stressed is stressing me out. I am apparently doing it wrong.

I need to practice my acts for The Dirty Show and I also need someone to slap some socialization in me. Modeling for the show means..holy shit..talking to people

wait..what? I can't see you (the perfect hairstyle for the anti social lady)


I need a haircut, but I seriously don't have time..I actually need a beauty day/week. Maybe if I dress frumpy everywhere I go then someone will nominate me for a makeover on some shitty cable show. That sounds like a dream.

that's it..unless you want to know what I have been watching on Netflix at night

I am not very good at updating my blog here...it is so pathetic when you realize that you are even socially awkward on the internet. This is actually one of my new years resolutions..I need to make more friends and try to reacquaint with some old ones. I had company over earlier, off to an ok start...I won't bore you with the rest of my resolutions/goals...it seems there are lists upon lists everywhere.

my bloody cleavage is on the Tosh.O site

I am in the middle of filming for something pretty bizarre..I am kind of the girl you ask to do weird shit with your top off while you have a camera in hand. As a matter of fact I have some other odd modeling jobs that I am pretty excited to share with you as soon as they are finished I don't think I can do shit where you just lay around trying to look hot..it's just not my thing at the moment.

Detroit burlesque dvd for $10 in exchange for stuff from my wishlist

I wish they had a photoshop tool that cleaned your room..I am such a neat freak..this kills me, but I had to try it on as soon as it arrived in the mail!



guess who I am going to dress up as at The Dirty Show..it's not even close to done yet, but here is a hint

for those of you who asked if I was ok after my last blog..yes, I am and thanks for asking. I am not quite ready to get into as of yet..plus, I need to work on keeping things a bit more positive.

Happy New Year, kids!!!
xoxoxoxo

fuck...

blood, boobs, and a devil midget...

Please watch this, I am pretty proud to have been a part of it...I think it's amazing!



I also wanted to re post this



that I did at the dvd release party for this


I have the dvds available for $15.00 which includes shipping. I am just asking for something of equal value from my wishlist..I don't feel like bothering with Paypal at the moment. So, please send me a message and let me know if you are interested..also, they are available in color or black and white so let me know which you prefer.


ummm, what the fuck are you doing?

























giving you the most awesome, and amazing free set for Christmas..that's what!!

this almost has 1,000 comments and is at 97% loved it, not sure why it hasn't made the front page, but it makes me happy that it is appreciated.

xoxoxoxo


holy edit, that took forever...

I made these..


for this...



looks like a mouse, no?


I did the act for the dvd release for this....


I am in it twice..can you spot me? Spag was the first burlesque troop that was formed in Detroit..many others started after, I don't think I would of started my own troop if it wasn't for Spag. I have some of the dvds to sell or trade for stuff on my wishlist, if you are interested than let me know. They are going for $15.00 which will include shipping.

Winter means lots of baking, canning, crafts and oh no... television. I want to be Kurt Hummel...seriously


hey Royal, I miss you!









she is pretty awesome at zombifying people...


xoxoxo

and for no reason...my cats, Mercury and Otis feel like I have neglected them from my blogs

mew

and my boobs...cause I know you love boobs




last, but not least...amazing!!




p.s
I am still here..give me some love
xo

Just got home from the second trip to Alaska...I am already planning my next trip, but future plans include this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

oh my god...so excited

my first night home is going to be spent playing this


I have wanted to play forever, but I haven't had any free time...I figured it would be a great way to help out with the jet lag. Harry Potter and vegan pizza...I couldn't ask for more.


I swear, I have a life outside of Harry Potter...but it might be kind of lame

My birthday is on Thanksgiving this year, I really hated that as a kid..no one payed attention to me, they all wanted to watch sports or cook. This might explain why I get naked on the internet...give a girl some attention so she keeps her clothes on

I am going to put photos from the trip up after I wind down, I know I have been awful at updates for a long time, but things are going to slow down for me for a few months so you will probably be sick of me soon...

xoxoxo

I had to edit this to add this video..this happened while playing the video game and I needed to share

pure exhaustion...and a repost from facebook, but whatever


last night my cabdriver pulls over to scream "faggot" at a man standing on the corner and then continues to complain about the gays...I seriously wanted to tell him to shut the fuck up, but thought he might be the kind of guy that kills people so I shut myself up. then my door wouldn't open and when I asked for help he told me I wasn't in a limo. awesome

now I have a date with some emergen c, a bagel, almond milk yogurt and a xanex....I need rest in a serious way

too bad i am so tired, because I have some fun photos to share, but my body might just kick my ass if I stay awake any longer

xoxox to everyone except psychotic, homophobic cabbies
tell me you miss me, I am hella homesick and need a little love..you can lie, I won't know..it's the internet

So far...family seems to be dealing with the fact that I am naked on the internet, but I guess we'll see how it goes when I get home.

Did I mention that I am in Alaska again? The SuicideGirl party was amazing...more photos when I can get more than five minutes on the computer. Work, work, work...I have been a busy girl. I kind of miss you guys..I need nerd time on the computer in a bad way.




also...Au is at 97 % which is kind of nice, glad to know it is enjoyed
xo