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Wow...I just love teenagers. How about that.
here it goes:
Me: hey guys, you ready to cash out?
Teens: Sure, will you please seperate our checks...
Me: Oh sure, you know I love seperating checks...anything for your mommy's little angel.
Teens: WHAT!? You charged me fifty cents for Blue cheese? Are you fucking kidding me? I will show her, I won't tip her..and then she will know what it feels like.
Me: Thanks guys! Do you need any change?
Teens: no, the rest is yours.
Me: Oh gee. Twenty cents. I am so fortunate to have such generous patrons as yourselves.
Teens: Oh and what about my free dessert?
Me: Sorry, I accidentally threw your receipt in the garbage. What? you want me to dig your receipt out of the garbage? NO FUCKING THANKS! FUCK OFF!
You want to beat my ass? Meet me in the parking lot...I will beat you for every fucker that has gypt me on the tip. You do not want to feel my fury. NEXT!
I need a new job! People make me mad. Everybody talks shit about everybody. NO ME GUSTA!
here it goes:
Me: hey guys, you ready to cash out?
Teens: Sure, will you please seperate our checks...
Me: Oh sure, you know I love seperating checks...anything for your mommy's little angel.
Teens: WHAT!? You charged me fifty cents for Blue cheese? Are you fucking kidding me? I will show her, I won't tip her..and then she will know what it feels like.
Me: Thanks guys! Do you need any change?
Teens: no, the rest is yours.
Me: Oh gee. Twenty cents. I am so fortunate to have such generous patrons as yourselves.
Teens: Oh and what about my free dessert?
Me: Sorry, I accidentally threw your receipt in the garbage. What? you want me to dig your receipt out of the garbage? NO FUCKING THANKS! FUCK OFF!
You want to beat my ass? Meet me in the parking lot...I will beat you for every fucker that has gypt me on the tip. You do not want to feel my fury. NEXT!
I need a new job! People make me mad. Everybody talks shit about everybody. NO ME GUSTA!
Why are we so different? i mean...guys and girls. Why do men think in one direction...while girls think in another? I do not get it. and why does having a vagina automatically make me crazy? It's like there is a chip implanted within my brain, ready to combust at any moment. Never ready for it, and then POOF! "I am fuckin nuts!". I hope you realize that I did not choose to be this way, it has genetically been encoded into my natural behaviors. While hear this now chip implanted in my brain!!! I will get you out! VAGINA OR NO VAGINA! YOU WILL BE DEFEATED!
Okay enough of the craziness.
Over and out.
Roger that!
Okay enough of the craziness.
Over and out.
Roger that!
I always spaz,
but then I realize that no matter what happens
things always end in a positive or at least neutral way.
It's comforting
I hope I remember that the next time I decide to go CRAZY!
but then I realize that no matter what happens
things always end in a positive or at least neutral way.
It's comforting
I hope I remember that the next time I decide to go CRAZY!
christmas is so hard this year.
I feel that people are expecting so much from me,
and I do not feel like I am able to produce.
I wish people would ask me, before commiting me to something...
that I am not able to afford.
I can feel it...
everybody is going to hate me.
The most wonderful time of the year
is now turning into something that I am dreading
Anyways, yesterday I received a very nice email.
it made me happy! YAY for that!
I feel that people are expecting so much from me,
and I do not feel like I am able to produce.
I wish people would ask me, before commiting me to something...
that I am not able to afford.
I can feel it...
everybody is going to hate me.
The most wonderful time of the year
is now turning into something that I am dreading
Anyways, yesterday I received a very nice email.
it made me happy! YAY for that!
Well, this sucks
I make plans to take my boyfriend out for his birthday,
and my work schedules me to work that night...
and no I do not want to reschedule,
and what makes it worse is that I would rather just tell
this job to fuck off...because I hate it.
and my Manager is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
I am not kidding, and she knows this (she hates me as well)
so....instead of taking my boyfriend to the casino, losing money, eating dinner, and fucking privately...
I am going to be listening to her bitch ass for the whole fucking night.
If you can't win, you most definetely lose.
That's for damn sure.
Anyways, with that said..
I need a new job.
NOW!
GAH!
My poor kitty has suffered a urinary tract infection... BOOOOOOOOOO!
I make plans to take my boyfriend out for his birthday,
and my work schedules me to work that night...
and no I do not want to reschedule,
and what makes it worse is that I would rather just tell
this job to fuck off...because I hate it.
and my Manager is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
I am not kidding, and she knows this (she hates me as well)
so....instead of taking my boyfriend to the casino, losing money, eating dinner, and fucking privately...
I am going to be listening to her bitch ass for the whole fucking night.
If you can't win, you most definetely lose.
That's for damn sure.
Anyways, with that said..
I need a new job.
NOW!
GAH!
My poor kitty has suffered a urinary tract infection... BOOOOOOOOOO!
OH my gosh! I am sooooooo obsessed. I loooooooooooooove the 50's...the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE 60'S!!!!!!!!!! BOBBY DARIN!!!!!! Frank Sinatra!!!!!!!! I am so in love with entertainments past! I so wish I lived in that era.
BOOOOOOOOOO to this generation.
I am going to go croon with the music, and plan my new hairstyle.
I need a life! =-)
BOOOOOOOOOO to this generation.
I am going to go croon with the music, and plan my new hairstyle.
I need a life! =-)
God, I am so tired. Sooooooooooooo tired. Soooooo very very tired. I really need to sleep in.
SEGA! SEGA! I bid the highest on a sega from ebay! I am sooooooo excited to play it..Peter and I will have over night SEGA FESTS! YES! What color should I dye my hair...?
This has been an interesting weekend, kinda...well not really.
Soooooooooo, Friday, Peter left me for the weekend to go up to a cabin with his friends. Yay for him, but I miss him so much... sooo so very much. Gosh, I wish he was home now. Damn it.
Anyways, this is the breakdown of my weekend....
-went and saw Alice Cooper at the taste on Friday night...
-Got to play with my 7 month adorable baby cousin all weekend, I adopted him for attention this weekend...under one condition, my mom feeds him, and he gives me attention. I got the better end of the deal.
-Worked for a whole hour on saturday.... then listened to kelly fret for hours before we had GASP!!! A SLEEPOVER!? What the fuck is that? Me and a sleepover. Wow, I am sad that he left for the weekend..I actually let someone sleep over. I hate sleepovers by the way. But I am so lonely, that I had to force kelly to hang out with me practically all weekend. With that said, I really wish he was here now...so I could cuddle him. Enough said.
I hope you all had a more productive weeked than myself.
I am going to watch Nanny McPhee... how pathetic am I.
Soooooooooo, Friday, Peter left me for the weekend to go up to a cabin with his friends. Yay for him, but I miss him so much... sooo so very much. Gosh, I wish he was home now. Damn it.
Anyways, this is the breakdown of my weekend....
-went and saw Alice Cooper at the taste on Friday night...
-Got to play with my 7 month adorable baby cousin all weekend, I adopted him for attention this weekend...under one condition, my mom feeds him, and he gives me attention. I got the better end of the deal.
-Worked for a whole hour on saturday.... then listened to kelly fret for hours before we had GASP!!! A SLEEPOVER!? What the fuck is that? Me and a sleepover. Wow, I am sad that he left for the weekend..I actually let someone sleep over. I hate sleepovers by the way. But I am so lonely, that I had to force kelly to hang out with me practically all weekend. With that said, I really wish he was here now...so I could cuddle him. Enough said.
I hope you all had a more productive weeked than myself.
I am going to watch Nanny McPhee... how pathetic am I.
