into: Comedy writing, stand up, brit coms, PVC, leather, fetish nights, bondage, spankings, rope, tape, my Les Paul, writing music, Joss Whedon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Trailer Park Boys, Simon Pegg, Chris Morris, Blueberry pancakes, Crowley, elephants, my dog Dudley, Sex magick. Big boots, putting on a show, rats
makes me happy: Comedy. Writing. Writing Comedy. Music, making and listening.
Guinness.
makes me sad: When Santa doesn't make it to Bikini Bottom
5 things i can't live without: comedy, sex, music, sex, films, sex films
vices: Too many babies for dinner
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: writing. Sounds boring, but wait until it's a tv show.
gender: SG
occupation: Editor/writer
current crush: Opposite Boy
body mods: Clive Barker artwork tattoos - including his autograph tattooed on my arm. Met him at a book signing. Nice guy.
More tats to come.
I had my tongue pierced for years, but it was destroying my gums behind my teeth, and had to remove it. Weird eh? Watch for that.
My first bod mod would be from when I was 4 years old and woke up in a hospital with a massive scar across my lower belly, as you can see. Still not entirely sure what that surgery was for... but it was hell. All I remember is the nurses were mean old ladies, the food was fucking horrible, except for the popsicles. Anyway, still have the scar.
heroes: DEVO
gets me hot: see fantasy
favorite position: All.
fantasy: A private dance by Ricky Gervais
sign: Born under a black sun
most humbling moment: No guts to talk to David Byrne. Noooooo guts.
i lost my virginity: 15 - a bright light shone in my window, next thing I know I'm paralyzed on a cold table in a bright room full of tall grey aliens. I screamed and screamed. I wish they'd come back.
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Arty, Goth, Retro, Geek, Fetish, Gamer.
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