Educational blog:

Below are just 5 of 12 text messages that were sent to me by Vandal earlier in the week. She had flaked on her shoot for the third consecutive time on Monday (no call no show, I was at the location), when she wrote me asking to set up another shoot I said "I'm sorry, I have no interest in working with you again"

For some reason I honestly thought that threatening a photographer with bodily harm was grounds for removal from the site. Especially considering that she knows where I live and lives in the same city and all of this came from a situation concerning SG. However, Im obviously wrong as she is still on the site.



Vandal's feeble and down right pathetic texts reminded me of a certain someone, in fact, they are almost identical. Though to Vanessa's credit she never did threaten to cut my other leg off.

I know that I am a pain in the butt sometimes. Girls write some pretty nasty (but funny) things about me. The funny part is they ALWAYS follow the same guidelines! It's amazing how much these girls think about my leg when I hardly ever mention it. In fact, I had never mentioned anything about my leg to Vandal.

Here is what you must include in a hate letter/text/burning message on my lawn:

1. Something about my leg and how bummed I am about it.
2. Something about being 'famous' or 'popular' due to THE LEG.
3. Something about my boob job. (Note: Vandal's post lacked this key element because she desperately wants implants)
4. Something about my hair extensions. (Note: Vandal's post lacked this other key element because she wears extensions)
5. Something about my tooth.

Im going to break it down for you all : I am not bummed that I have one leg. I am not ashamed that I have one leg. In fact, I don't think about it as a burden at all, I like it.

I am not depressed about it, nor have I ever cried about it. Having one leg, to me, is an advantage.

Don't waste your breath. None of this offends me. Or continue writing emails/comments/texts that give my friends and I so much entertainment.

As for staff not removing her I am simply disappointed. We don't want neo-nazis or whiners here but girls that threaten staff photographers are A-OK!

This has been a public service announcement from Ameaners.