there is a guy staying on my couch that is my roommates friend. he has been here for a week and a couple days and he is very nice but...my roommate is out of town this weekend. i would like my house to myself considering i don't even know him and i want my guy to stay with me for the weekend....is it rude to ask him to leave. am i being mean? and i had a multiple orgasm last night....talented hands...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the nice boy who is staying on my couch read my fortune last night and guess who i get to marry....1987 AXL ROSE!!!!!!!! everyone is jealous. oh yea and you are also jealous because i own the Guns N' Roses pinball machine and i make out with my G N' R tattoo daily. ive been invited to the LASG slumber party. is anyone else going, i know there is a whole thread on it but i am lazy.

I'm at my friends house in corona, i have site access whoo hoo....i was drinking like a sailor last night and playing a mean game of virtual bowling. I got a creepy message from a old friend last night and I'm trying to call but he doesn't accept messages from a blocked number. I'm frustrated.