"Amelia was fun for the short time I knew her. This girl Went rollerskating with a dislocated shoulder! If that's not fucking crazy, I don't know what is. Anyhow, she has really big boobs that are fun to stare at. But be careful, don't point any forks at her, or any other sharp objects for that matter. She might flip out on you!

I'll miss ya here in St. Louis. I just wish I could have cum on your tits at least once before you left.

The Horniest Man in Missouri,
Bryan
aka: TheSixthSentinel"