"I HEREBY TESTIFY IN THIS HERE TESTIMONIAL AND SOLEMNLY SWEAR ON THE GOOD BOOK OF Dr. SEUSS OR WHOM EVER IS IN POWER THESE DAYS THAT AMBER MARIE IS BY FAR AND UNEQUIVOCALLY, THEE MOST TANTALIZING TASTY TREAT THAT I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF LAYING MY EYES UPON ------- SO HELP ME JOE "THE FONZ" CARLONI -------"

"AmberMarie is the quintessential Suicide Girl. Enough Said.
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