bands:

1. MICHAEL MCDONALD.
2. Stevie Wonder
3. George Jones
4. Prince
5. AIRBOURNE
6. Iron Maiden
7. AC/DC
8. David Bowie
9. Conway and Loretta
10. Bill Withers

films:

1. Big Lebowski...any cohen brothers movie.
2. Anchorman
3. Spinal Tap
4. The Jerk
5. Viva Las Vegas
6. Scarface (the 1939 version)
7. Joan Crawford movies.
8. Zoolander
9. Halloween
10. Gangs of New York

books:

1. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
2. The Lucifer Principle
3. The Peoples history of Science
4. Sun Signs
5. Nashville Wives
6. Andy Warhol Diaries
7. Marie Laveau
8. 1984
9. The Mists of Avalon

tv shows:

1. House
2. Family Guy
3. George Lopez
4. Anything on History Channel
5. Anything on Discovery/Science/National Geographic.
6. Lost (this season kicks goddamned ass)

Artists:

1. Andy Warhol
2. Maxfield Parish

 

into: Wifebeater Diapers. Yacht Rock. Peeking out of the covers. and watering the babies.

not into: Regions of Darkness. And people who don't like Michael Mcdonald.

makes me happy: Michael Mcdonald. Music. Whiskey. Beer.

makes me sad: Google Eyes.

hobbies: Kitchen Karaoke with Johnny Coldtoes. Obsessing over Michael Mcdonald.

5 things i can't live without: Itunes. Jameson. Beer. Good sex. Mashed Potatoes....or...biscuits.

vices: Cliches. And Michael Mcdonald.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: wearing wifebeater diapers.

 

gender: SG

occupation: Bringer of the Pain. BarMaid.

current crush: Michael Mcdonald. Johnny Coldtoes. Zakk Wylde. and James Burton.

stats: AmberLynn - 1 Death - 0

body mods: I'm a big nose ****** lovin whore.

heroes: Andy Warhol and Stevie Wonder.

gets me hot: being awake.

favorite position: Anything that ends with a Wifebeater Diaper.

sign: "youre an idiot"

i lost my virginity: On top of a bookstore in Austin.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a man

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, HipHop, Hardcore, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories.