This was my night.
My best friend, in a blackout, decided to beat up my old man.
It was goddamn hilarious. They attacked each other with nail polish, wrestled each other to the ground, she threw things at his face, and he almost bit her finger off. This morning they were both covered in nail polish, and bruises. Amazing. We drank alot.
My best friend, in a blackout, decided to beat up my old man.
It was goddamn hilarious. They attacked each other with nail polish, wrestled each other to the ground, she threw things at his face, and he almost bit her finger off. This morning they were both covered in nail polish, and bruises. Amazing. We drank alot.
Ye old boobies launched Live yesterday... And appears to be doing really well. I'm so glad. I was nervous all night at work... wondering how it was doing. It was what I'd imagine your childs first day of school is like...
"hope that little asshole isn't fucking up already"
hahahaha
Anyway, Overwhelmed with happiness today. I post alot about how awesome everything is these days... Which probably comes off as a bit flamboyantly rude and/or pretentious. But I can't help it. Life kicks ass right now. I can't even believe it sometimes. Compared to how shitty it's been for the majority of my existence...
I look around me sometimes and I just wait for a motherfucken train to just smack into me.
Great house, beautiful garden, a fountain in the front yard, the most handsome man ive ever seen who cant sleep without me and cooks me the best food i've ever tasted, Ive got my health, a great job, I'm a suicidegirl and music never sounded so good....(michael mcdonald..)
I want to take a moment to thank Amina for being such an amazing friend, and photographer, and just all around kickass. I'm glad we met, and I'm glad she's such a large part of our lives, and look forward to the many other ridiculous moments we will have. In your life, you meet a handful of people who are genuinely influential, and a blessing to have around you. I have so many in my life. And I couldnt imagine what it would be like without any one of them.
Ah, Posi Posi Posi OI OI OI.
hahahahahha
And scene.
And of course, Michael Mcdonald, wherever you are in the world right now, Fucken hell you're the man.
And on that note... enjoy this...Listen for me snorting from laughing so hard...
This is my life.
"hope that little asshole isn't fucking up already"
hahahaha
Anyway, Overwhelmed with happiness today. I post alot about how awesome everything is these days... Which probably comes off as a bit flamboyantly rude and/or pretentious. But I can't help it. Life kicks ass right now. I can't even believe it sometimes. Compared to how shitty it's been for the majority of my existence...
I look around me sometimes and I just wait for a motherfucken train to just smack into me.
Great house, beautiful garden, a fountain in the front yard, the most handsome man ive ever seen who cant sleep without me and cooks me the best food i've ever tasted, Ive got my health, a great job, I'm a suicidegirl and music never sounded so good....(michael mcdonald..)
I want to take a moment to thank Amina for being such an amazing friend, and photographer, and just all around kickass. I'm glad we met, and I'm glad she's such a large part of our lives, and look forward to the many other ridiculous moments we will have. In your life, you meet a handful of people who are genuinely influential, and a blessing to have around you. I have so many in my life. And I couldnt imagine what it would be like without any one of them.
Ah, Posi Posi Posi OI OI OI.
hahahahahha
And scene.
And of course, Michael Mcdonald, wherever you are in the world right now, Fucken hell you're the man.
And on that note... enjoy this...Listen for me snorting from laughing so hard...
This is my life.
Set is due to launch tomorrow, I believe....
Im beyond excited. Its a big week for me, right now. Im so excited. Everything is still so wonderful in amberlynnville.
As usual, im rocking some Michael Mcdonald. However, last night I did take a breather, and enjoyed the sensual sounds of The Cult.. Another huge favorite, whom we went to see about 3 weeks ago. Amazing. Ian Astbury is a tamborine god.
Here's what i've been working on all week. We've started a little series via youtube called "Johnny Coldtoes"... Basically its just me and my old man, Elzig either drunk or just being stupid...which we do daily. So far, there's 11. hhaahhaha
We started it on SG but moved it to YouTube. Feel free to check out my videos for the first "season" hahahah
Here's a little taste of the madness....
Im beyond excited. Its a big week for me, right now. Im so excited. Everything is still so wonderful in amberlynnville.
As usual, im rocking some Michael Mcdonald. However, last night I did take a breather, and enjoyed the sensual sounds of The Cult.. Another huge favorite, whom we went to see about 3 weeks ago. Amazing. Ian Astbury is a tamborine god.
Here's what i've been working on all week. We've started a little series via youtube called "Johnny Coldtoes"... Basically its just me and my old man, Elzig either drunk or just being stupid...which we do daily. So far, there's 11. hhaahhaha
We started it on SG but moved it to YouTube. Feel free to check out my videos for the first "season" hahahah
Here's a little taste of the madness....
My sets "what a fool believes" is due to launch this week, and im more than stoked.
life is fucking grand for me.
dream job.
love of my life cooking me dinner and dancing a jig.
friends coming to enjoy cocktails..
good music.
good fucking times.
life is fucking grand for me.
dream job.
love of my life cooking me dinner and dancing a jig.
friends coming to enjoy cocktails..
good music.
good fucking times.
I woke up yesterday with an amazing hangover. One of those kinds where if you wake up too early, you might be able to power through the first few hours (mainly, because youre still technically intoxicated) and then by roughly 1pm or so you're about ready to jump off a bridge... even a power nap barely helped... I was in an AWFUL mood, and kind of stayed that way all day.
You know what makes it all better?
Sex.
And scene.
Check out my
new set in review right now "What a Fool Believes".... Honestly, I'm close to making the ultimate goal of naming every set from here on out a Michael Mcdonald song title... Or at least a song title in which he was featured even as backup. All Hail Michael Mcdonald. I wonder if a set in which I'm dressed as MM would sell.. beard and all. hahahahahah DOUBT IT.
You know what makes it all better?
Sex.
And scene.
Check out my
new set in review right now "What a Fool Believes".... Honestly, I'm close to making the ultimate goal of naming every set from here on out a Michael Mcdonald song title... Or at least a song title in which he was featured even as backup. All Hail Michael Mcdonald. I wonder if a set in which I'm dressed as MM would sell.. beard and all. hahahahahah DOUBT IT.
Attention everyone! please check out my new set in the member review
"What a fool believes"
Its by far my favorite, im so stoked about it. and Cant wait to hear your thoughts too!
-Ambie.
"What a fool believes"
Its by far my favorite, im so stoked about it. and Cant wait to hear your thoughts too!
-Ambie.
im gay for these....
1.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
I'll tell you what it's not, PIZZA ICE CREAM. Boy, thats an inside joke I Could've spared you on.
2.
Cable or Satellite?
Cable.
3.
Favorite video game?
Video games are for teenagers, tomboys, and introverts.
4.
Do you have to sleep with a fan on at night?
I do, actually. Patrick used to hate it, but he turns it on before bed now. haha, I WIN.
5.
Your feelings on global warming?
Um, it's getting hot in here.
let's take off all our clothes?
6.
Do you still have a VCR somewhere?
No, and it actually kinda sucks.
We've got a video of Patsy on Jenny jones, but it's a tape! we can't watch it!
7.
Been on a sailboat?
Set adrift on a sea of SMOOTH? Oh yeah.
OHHH YEAHHHHHH
8. Two of your best friends are fighting.
Your reaction?
watch them duke it out to the death, and then be better friends with the victor, since i'll obviously have alot more time on my hands.
9.
Home Depot or Lowes?
Lowes, But we've decided that the people inside both stores are mutants. and the people who shop at Walmart, are the people who WORK at Lowes.
10.
Beer or Hard Liquor?
Jameson. Or lately, Jack and splash of ginger, with a lemon.
11.
Best movie you've seen recently?
Im watching Deadwood, not movies.
12.
Would you walk across broken glass for $100?
No, my doctors bill would obviously equal more than 100. So, thatd be a complete wash financially.
13.
Your feelings on dolphins?
gay. especially dolphin tattoos. okay, dolphins are cool. They have orgies, and are the only other mammal that commits rape. true story. I think i've found a way to weasle that little tidbit into various other surveys, none of which asked me about dolphins. So that was an open door to orgies and rape, survey maker. pervert.
14.
Would you ever rob a bank?
If I could legally get away with it, absolutely. Watch, now im on some bank robbin' watch list. Stupid dumb amber.
15.
Do you plan out your day before it begins?
Usually. I like to know what Im doing absolutely before I put my foot outside the cover.
16.
What kind of digital camera do you have?
Weve got two. A canon and a sony.
17.
Can you fall asleep with your eyes open?
Um, no. That'd be a coma, wouldnt it? I saw someone do it once, on the real world, god that guy was a fucking mess.
18.
Winter or Summer?
Winter, Blankets and snuggles.
19. Your ex's car breaks down and they ask you for a lift.
Your response?
Sure.
20.
Your feelings on Britney?
I used to think she was smokin hot. Now, not so much. Um, I'm not big on crackheads... Anymore, anyway. HA. Actually, I feel quite bad for her. that girl needs help like bands like disturbed and godsmack need shotguns and suicide issues.
21.
Do you go to the gym regularly?
ahahahahahahha
22.
Ever play with model trains?
model trains...hmm.. no. i was born without a penis, and/or the desire to operate, travel by or know anything about trains.
23. You've just bought a new house.
What color will you paint the walls in the living room?
im partial to colors like olive, and burgundy... Patrick likes it sleek and light. So, ultimately theyd probably stay white, unless we could come to a happy medium. which im sure we could. But patrick just bought this house, and the motherfucken living room is white. so I have no business answering this question.I painted the kitchen however, and picked a pretty fantastic vintage green/blue. Cuz, I rule.
24.
Best subject in school?
English Literature. Honestly.
25.
What are your goals for this year?
Make lots of money, take patrick on a cruise, send him to be on Top Chef, not have a baby.
26.
Do you spread false rumors about people just for the hell of it?
Well, what kind of person would that make me? huh? And anyway, if that WERE indeed true, why would I tell my friends that? Duh, then the rumors wouldnt fly anymore, because I'd have documented my dishonesty for the world to see, knowing full well it could be used against me if the subject were to arise. So, as previously stated, No I don't spread rumors about my friends for the hell of it.
hahaha, or DO I!? MWAHAHAHHAHAHAA
27.
Do you consider yourself religious?
Um. No. But I'm quite into praying to whatever listens. sometimes wall fixtures. lamps. ceiling fans. random insects. and hobos. theyre all good listeners.
28.
Internet Explorer or Firefox?
I like MSN Explorer. I am raging against this questions authority.
29.
Ever play online poker?
Why would I do that? I have a life.
30.
For real money?
And not for monopoly money? AWESOME!
31. Describe the first house you lived in.
Well, The first house I lived in was the home I was brought to after my birth. Considering memories are hard to maintain throughout adulthood of your younger years, this question is awfully difficult to tackle. Let me give you my best guess.
1.) It had walls, and possibly a roof.
2.) I'd wager there were windows.
3.) Im taking a stab at this, but according to rumor my parents lived there.
32.
Do you want to kick someone in the face right now?
Oh man, Dont I always? But Baby asked me not to kick people anymore. "the foot came down" on that one.
33.
Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey and Baseball.
34. You see someone running around naked in the street.
Your reaction?
Laugh. and if close enough, give a high five. then instantly sanitize my hand, and try to shake off the crack buzz I may have contacted through touching that obvious junkie.
35.
How much syrup do you put on your waffles and/or pancakes for breakfast?
Too much. I like my food to swim.
36.
Favorite junk food?
Wendys. ice cream. and snickers.
37. Bottled water.
Yes or no?
YAY!
38.
Do you have a lot of candles in your room?
Not alot. We keep the lights on during sex. THATS hotter.
39.
Are the files in your computer well organized or all over the place?
Um half and half.
40.
Are there dogs barking in your neighborhood right now?
No. But we did think we heard someone get shot the other day. but the cops never came, so maybe we took that car backfiring a little *too* far.
41.
Where would you most like to be right now?
In babys arms. oh how I miss those loving charms. im back where i belong...back in babys arms.
42.
Do you own a sleeping bag?
No. Im not big on sleeping in bags. My day will come, im sure.
43. UFC.
Entertaining or stupid?
Entertaining as all get out.
44.
Favorite reality show?
Hmmm...... I gotta be honest here, and say I am all about ROck of Love. And now, thanks to the old man, top chef, and iron chef (which he will be going on in June. no big deal.
i'm only in love with the greatest chef in the world)
45.
What was the first CD you ever bought?
CD? hmmm... Wow..I think it was "thunderstorms" a literal cd of looping thunderstorms that put me right to sleep.
46.
Are all infomercials completely pointless?
No, they always work on me. Thats why I dont watch em.
47.
Who are you voting for in 2008?
Nunya Beeswax! running the best campaign so far.
VOTE BEESWAX 08!
48.
If money was no object, what car would you drive?
Hmm.. I dont care. whatever patrick wants. cars suck.
49.
Last 5 played songs in your Itunes playlist?
"You gave me a mountain" - Elvis Presley
"I started a joke" - The Beegees
"What a fool believes" - The Doobie Brothers
"She thinks I still care" - George Jones
"the pill" - Loretta Lynn
50.
Was this survey random enough for you?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
1.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
I'll tell you what it's not, PIZZA ICE CREAM. Boy, thats an inside joke I Could've spared you on.
2.
Cable or Satellite?
Cable.
3.
Favorite video game?
Video games are for teenagers, tomboys, and introverts.
4.
Do you have to sleep with a fan on at night?
I do, actually. Patrick used to hate it, but he turns it on before bed now. haha, I WIN.
5.
Your feelings on global warming?
Um, it's getting hot in here.
let's take off all our clothes?
6.
Do you still have a VCR somewhere?
No, and it actually kinda sucks.
We've got a video of Patsy on Jenny jones, but it's a tape! we can't watch it!
7.
Been on a sailboat?
Set adrift on a sea of SMOOTH? Oh yeah.
OHHH YEAHHHHHH
8. Two of your best friends are fighting.
Your reaction?
watch them duke it out to the death, and then be better friends with the victor, since i'll obviously have alot more time on my hands.
9.
Home Depot or Lowes?
Lowes, But we've decided that the people inside both stores are mutants. and the people who shop at Walmart, are the people who WORK at Lowes.
10.
Beer or Hard Liquor?
Jameson. Or lately, Jack and splash of ginger, with a lemon.
11.
Best movie you've seen recently?
Im watching Deadwood, not movies.
12.
Would you walk across broken glass for $100?
No, my doctors bill would obviously equal more than 100. So, thatd be a complete wash financially.
13.
Your feelings on dolphins?
gay. especially dolphin tattoos. okay, dolphins are cool. They have orgies, and are the only other mammal that commits rape. true story. I think i've found a way to weasle that little tidbit into various other surveys, none of which asked me about dolphins. So that was an open door to orgies and rape, survey maker. pervert.
14.
Would you ever rob a bank?
If I could legally get away with it, absolutely. Watch, now im on some bank robbin' watch list. Stupid dumb amber.
15.
Do you plan out your day before it begins?
Usually. I like to know what Im doing absolutely before I put my foot outside the cover.
16.
What kind of digital camera do you have?
Weve got two. A canon and a sony.
17.
Can you fall asleep with your eyes open?
Um, no. That'd be a coma, wouldnt it? I saw someone do it once, on the real world, god that guy was a fucking mess.
18.
Winter or Summer?
Winter, Blankets and snuggles.
19. Your ex's car breaks down and they ask you for a lift.
Your response?
Sure.
20.
Your feelings on Britney?
I used to think she was smokin hot. Now, not so much. Um, I'm not big on crackheads... Anymore, anyway. HA. Actually, I feel quite bad for her. that girl needs help like bands like disturbed and godsmack need shotguns and suicide issues.
21.
Do you go to the gym regularly?
ahahahahahahha
22.
Ever play with model trains?
model trains...hmm.. no. i was born without a penis, and/or the desire to operate, travel by or know anything about trains.
23. You've just bought a new house.
What color will you paint the walls in the living room?
im partial to colors like olive, and burgundy... Patrick likes it sleek and light. So, ultimately theyd probably stay white, unless we could come to a happy medium. which im sure we could. But patrick just bought this house, and the motherfucken living room is white. so I have no business answering this question.I painted the kitchen however, and picked a pretty fantastic vintage green/blue. Cuz, I rule.
24.
Best subject in school?
English Literature. Honestly.
25.
What are your goals for this year?
Make lots of money, take patrick on a cruise, send him to be on Top Chef, not have a baby.
26.
Do you spread false rumors about people just for the hell of it?
Well, what kind of person would that make me? huh? And anyway, if that WERE indeed true, why would I tell my friends that? Duh, then the rumors wouldnt fly anymore, because I'd have documented my dishonesty for the world to see, knowing full well it could be used against me if the subject were to arise. So, as previously stated, No I don't spread rumors about my friends for the hell of it.
hahaha, or DO I!? MWAHAHAHHAHAHAA
27.
Do you consider yourself religious?
Um. No. But I'm quite into praying to whatever listens. sometimes wall fixtures. lamps. ceiling fans. random insects. and hobos. theyre all good listeners.
28.
Internet Explorer or Firefox?
I like MSN Explorer. I am raging against this questions authority.
29.
Ever play online poker?
Why would I do that? I have a life.
30.
For real money?
And not for monopoly money? AWESOME!
31. Describe the first house you lived in.
Well, The first house I lived in was the home I was brought to after my birth. Considering memories are hard to maintain throughout adulthood of your younger years, this question is awfully difficult to tackle. Let me give you my best guess.
1.) It had walls, and possibly a roof.
2.) I'd wager there were windows.
3.) Im taking a stab at this, but according to rumor my parents lived there.
32.
Do you want to kick someone in the face right now?
Oh man, Dont I always? But Baby asked me not to kick people anymore. "the foot came down" on that one.
33.
Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey and Baseball.
34. You see someone running around naked in the street.
Your reaction?
Laugh. and if close enough, give a high five. then instantly sanitize my hand, and try to shake off the crack buzz I may have contacted through touching that obvious junkie.
35.
How much syrup do you put on your waffles and/or pancakes for breakfast?
Too much. I like my food to swim.
36.
Favorite junk food?
Wendys. ice cream. and snickers.
37. Bottled water.
Yes or no?
YAY!
38.
Do you have a lot of candles in your room?
Not alot. We keep the lights on during sex. THATS hotter.
39.
Are the files in your computer well organized or all over the place?
Um half and half.
40.
Are there dogs barking in your neighborhood right now?
No. But we did think we heard someone get shot the other day. but the cops never came, so maybe we took that car backfiring a little *too* far.
41.
Where would you most like to be right now?
In babys arms. oh how I miss those loving charms. im back where i belong...back in babys arms.
42.
Do you own a sleeping bag?
No. Im not big on sleeping in bags. My day will come, im sure.
43. UFC.
Entertaining or stupid?
Entertaining as all get out.
44.
Favorite reality show?
Hmmm...... I gotta be honest here, and say I am all about ROck of Love. And now, thanks to the old man, top chef, and iron chef (which he will be going on in June. no big deal.
i'm only in love with the greatest chef in the world)
45.
What was the first CD you ever bought?
CD? hmmm... Wow..I think it was "thunderstorms" a literal cd of looping thunderstorms that put me right to sleep.
46.
Are all infomercials completely pointless?
No, they always work on me. Thats why I dont watch em.
47.
Who are you voting for in 2008?
Nunya Beeswax! running the best campaign so far.
VOTE BEESWAX 08!
48.
If money was no object, what car would you drive?
Hmm.. I dont care. whatever patrick wants. cars suck.
49.
Last 5 played songs in your Itunes playlist?
"You gave me a mountain" - Elvis Presley
"I started a joke" - The Beegees
"What a fool believes" - The Doobie Brothers
"She thinks I still care" - George Jones
"the pill" - Loretta Lynn
50.
Was this survey random enough for you?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Man, wait til you see my new set when it launches to review on tuesday.
AMAZING. it's one of those sets that make you remember youre kinda hot.
cant wait for you guys to see it.
AMAZING. it's one of those sets that make you remember youre kinda hot.
cant wait for you guys to see it.
So, I've made an appointment to check out a broadcasting school here in Las Vegas. I've always been really interested in being on the radio, and on the few times I've actually done radio spots, I've not only had a great time, but been told I'm relatively funny. hahahaha Good times. I'm excited. I figure you cant be a bartender forever, and being in the radio industry runs in the family, and is quite a lucrative career. I come from an entire family of musicians, and even though I can pretty much play anything, and sing, I'd rather be on the other side of the boards. I was trained on Protools when I was 21, and honestly havent sat in front of a sound board since. I wonder if I'd be as good as I once was.
Im looking for jobs again, as I got laid off. It's been a horrible wretched week.. My grandfather, Herman passed away. Yesterday was his military sendoff.... My father had horrible surgery, and had to have most of his nasal cavity removed, as he was breathing through what they described as "the width of a pencil lead" for 20 some odd years. GRanted, his coke problem couldn't have aided much in his recovery of scar tissue, but alas. He's alive... even though they said his chances may still be slim.
What else is new...
Im thinking of going back to retail... Having a day job sounds fun, and i'm so bored when patricks at work, why not spend that time making supplemental income. If I get back into school all will be well, and I'll have a fabulously full plate, and lots of money and a new learned skill. All of which sound fantastically wonderful.
We went to see the Dropkick Murphy's last friday, and had a fucking hell of a drunken time, as always. I ended up getting in someone's face however, but thats not uncommon for me at a show in which i've been drinking JAck Daniels. Patrick wasn't mad at me... thank god. He even got somewhat involved.
Here's some sweet gems from our night of hell raising...
Me and Amina

Me and my old man, Elzig

Kyle,elzig,Aminas big guy, and does anyone notice amina in the back? hahaha

And meeeeeeee
Im looking for jobs again, as I got laid off. It's been a horrible wretched week.. My grandfather, Herman passed away. Yesterday was his military sendoff.... My father had horrible surgery, and had to have most of his nasal cavity removed, as he was breathing through what they described as "the width of a pencil lead" for 20 some odd years. GRanted, his coke problem couldn't have aided much in his recovery of scar tissue, but alas. He's alive... even though they said his chances may still be slim.
What else is new...
Im thinking of going back to retail... Having a day job sounds fun, and i'm so bored when patricks at work, why not spend that time making supplemental income. If I get back into school all will be well, and I'll have a fabulously full plate, and lots of money and a new learned skill. All of which sound fantastically wonderful.
We went to see the Dropkick Murphy's last friday, and had a fucking hell of a drunken time, as always. I ended up getting in someone's face however, but thats not uncommon for me at a show in which i've been drinking JAck Daniels. Patrick wasn't mad at me... thank god. He even got somewhat involved.
Here's some sweet gems from our night of hell raising...
Me and Amina

Me and my old man, Elzig

Kyle,elzig,Aminas big guy, and does anyone notice amina in the back? hahaha

And meeeeeeee
We went karaoke last night. Patrick sang Run to the Hills... in a captains hat. hahahah it was hilarious. He's decided he's never taking the captains hat off, since we shaved his head to allow the natural color to come out. Im stoked. He looks fucking AMAZING. He also decided that because of said captains hat, he must wear Old Spice, and is doing so now. hahahah Amazing.
Which brings me to my next item of the day:
I love myspace.
Message starts at the bottom. Now, I could possibly have been nicer to the kid. But im sick of morons.
And honestly, how do you possibly get away with spelling like that? He's from Nevada. I thought potentially he was foreign, and just using the "sound it out" method. But sadly, he is not. Which gave me free reign over his idiocy.
Douchemouth. hahahahah
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:37 PM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabnothin bout a shitee hor ..hahahahaha.
go.. in kill your salff haha.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Amber Lynn..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:13 PM
next time you write me, im going to decapitate your face with a dictionary.
Douchemouth.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:07 PM
Haw hawe wous your day you louke soo cool i like hawe you have a lout of tatows in your jost your shalf i wis that som day i meet you or some one like you in thanks four be in my frnde your ousome Amber Lynn?
Which brings me to my next item of the day:
I love myspace.
Message starts at the bottom. Now, I could possibly have been nicer to the kid. But im sick of morons.
And honestly, how do you possibly get away with spelling like that? He's from Nevada. I thought potentially he was foreign, and just using the "sound it out" method. But sadly, he is not. Which gave me free reign over his idiocy.
Douchemouth. hahahahah
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:37 PM
GO fucky off in die i gas i wous rong your a worsor thin a pees of shit your ass har haha i have a dis oubilotee you roud bitche go two hall in git fouckt i bate youd like that you hor hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hat peepal like you you shay shit be four you find awt wouts go win on withe tham fouk off in go git hit bir a core or ieet shit or drawnd in shit fiour all i chare i howp you git mordord biy your boy frand haha he moyst love you a noff two kill you you roud bitch die die die in two me you or worsor thin dort you nothin two me hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabnothin bout a shitee hor ..hahahahaha.
go.. in kill your salff haha.
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From: ..Amber Lynn..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:13 PM
next time you write me, im going to decapitate your face with a dictionary.
Douchemouth.
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From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:07 PM
Haw hawe wous your day you louke soo cool i like hawe you have a lout of tatows in your jost your shalf i wis that som day i meet you or some one like you in thanks four be in my frnde your ousome Amber Lynn?


