SuicideGirl: AmberLynn
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AmberLynn peed her pants.

I’m private
 
MAY 16, 2008 @ 02:39 PM

We went karaoke last night. Patrick sang Run to the Hills... in a captains hat. hahahah it was hilarious. He's decided he's never taking the captains hat off, since we shaved his head to allow the natural color to come out. Im stoked. He looks fucking AMAZING. He also decided that because of said captains hat, he must wear Old Spice, and is doing so now. hahahah Amazing.

Which brings me to my next item of the day:

I love myspace.
Message starts at the bottom. Now, I could possibly have been nicer to the kid. But im sick of morons.
And honestly, how do you possibly get away with spelling like that? He's from Nevada. I thought potentially he was foreign, and just using the "sound it out" method. But sadly, he is not. Which gave me free reign over his idiocy.
Douchemouth. hahahahah

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:37 PM


GO fucky off in die i gas i wous rong your a worsor thin a pees of shit your ass har haha i have a dis oubilotee you roud bitche go two hall in git fouckt i bate youd like that you hor hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hat peepal like you you shay shit be four you find awt wouts go win on withe tham fouk off in go git hit bir a core or ieet shit or drawnd in shit fiour all i chare i howp you git mordord biy your boy frand haha he moyst love you a noff two kill you you roud bitch die die die in two me you or worsor thin dort you nothin two me hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabnothin bout a shitee hor ..hahahahaha.
go.. in kill your salff haha.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Amber Lynn..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:13 PM


next time you write me, im going to decapitate your face with a dictionary.
Douchemouth.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..anthony..
Date: May 15, 2008 9:07 PM


Haw hawe wous your day you louke soo cool i like hawe you have a lout of tatows in your jost your shalf i wis that som day i meet you or some one like you in thanks four be in my frnde your ousome Amber Lynn?

Comments
Akina

Akina

Lakewood, WA
July 2006

MAY 16, 2008 03:05 PM

Jesus Christ.

The only way I can think that this is logistically possible is if someone wrote this (twice at that) with their hands NOT on the homerow keys of the keyboard and at both occasions were too fucked up to notice. Wtf.

kilcher

kilcher

Phoenix, AZ
January 2008

MAY 16, 2008 07:36 PM

That's hilarious!! biggrin It's obviously intentional since he spells the same words in the same wrong way. Tool. wink

The_Boss

The_Boss

I'm lost
June 2007

MAY 16, 2008 08:31 PM

ROFLAMO
That just keels me X_x
Myspace is t3h pwn

Vacio

Vacio

HOPEFUL

New Zealand

MAY 17, 2008 12:40 AM

he i believe he is fluent in the language of retardese. avoid at all costs.

Mercedes

Mercedes

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAY 17, 2008 01:18 AM

jeezes

Junebug

Junebug

Detroit, MI
November 2002

MAY 17, 2008 04:09 AM

Boy I sure am glad i use proper english when i stalk you! biggrin

jerky

jerky

Mary Esther, FL
August 2002

MAY 17, 2008 06:34 AM

GO FUCKY OFF IN DIE I GAS!

Tabi

Tabi

New York, NY
August 2007

MAY 17, 2008 11:46 PM

holy shit, i can't even read it. you need to post a translation!

Veronika

Veronika

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 18, 2008 01:17 AM

Please tell me this kid was 10.

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