Well I went to my first SG meet on Saturday night at the Salisbury Arms in Manchester, which is one of my favourite pubs and I met LadyInsane and SianyRiot and there lovely friend. I also got the chance to meet Asha just before I left. It was a great night out even though it didnt start out to well because most people in the pub thought I was checking them out like some sort of cheap tart. I was trying to spot who was SG and who was not cause I had no idea what any of you look like in real life. Next time Im going to take a SG sign with me to make it easier or stick an SG sticker to my forehead (only joking).

I need a new snake tank, one of my snakes (Horrace) is getting too damn fat to fit through the hole which leads to a different compartment in the tank. He's only bloody two for gods sake .

Does any one think the number of cremations would have gone up in "Gods Waiting Room" since theyve had to listen to "Cold Ethyl" by Alice Cooper

One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charm
One thing, no lie, Ethyl frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed, yeah she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead
Ethyl, Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
One thing, it's true, Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way, Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl, Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me with your charm
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh so cold
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cause you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise
Ow!

I know it sounds a bit twisted but I really love that song

Today I listened to Peter Greens Fleetwood Mac (not to get confused with the crapy fleetwood mac of later years) and one of my all time favourite smoochie songs is "Need Your Love So Bad" , If you have never heard this song you need to go and listen to it, go on then go.

Whats your all time favourite smoochie song?

Oh and also the other day whilst walking the dog I got the chance to hold a Barn Owl, and she was only fourteen weeks old and she was gorgeous even though she tried to nip Doyles nose . This was quite a big thing for me considering Im a bit nervous around large birds .

p.s Im going to start hunting for a new job soon, what job do you think I should do??

I've got two heads gonna bang my heads together
I've got one leg gonna hop to heavens door
I've got three eyes gonna pluck one out for jesus and I ain't gonna have no trouble anymore

Thats one of my favourite intros to a album I smile everytime I hear it

My psychotic stalker ex b/f left mortgage papers at my parents house for me to sign apparently he can't sell the house unless I sign them. What a shame He wanted my parents to give him my address, he is such a tosser its god knows how many years since we saw each other and he still turns up to try and talk to me He even turned up at my best friends funeral (who he hated) to try and talk to me .Dave my B/F can't wait for an excuse to punch him

Today at work I painted one of the rooms which isn't really used a nice dark dull shade of blue . I achieved this amazing colour by stealing a tub of white emulsion from the decoraters cupboard and mixed it with a bottle of red food colouring and half a bottle of blue food colouring (these are catering size bottles) then I stirred it together with a hand whisk. The managers are on holiday so I thought I would take advantage of the situation . The reason I painted the room is so I could use it for photograghy shoots, depending who is in the office . I am now covered in blue splatters that won't wash off . I will do the finishing touchs to the corners tomrrow

What is your favourite intro to a album?.

P.S I am not a happy bunny I had to rewrite this because the bloody computer did not save it

What have I got
That makes you want to love me
Is it my body?
Or someone I might be,
Or something inside me?

You better tell me,.tell me,.
it's really up to you

(chorus)
Have you got the time to find out,
Who I really am? Oh Oh.

What does it take
To get inside of your mind
Give me a break, yeah
and take a chance for the very first time

You better tell me,.tell me
It's really up to you

Have you got the time to find out,..
Who I really am?.

"Is it My body" Lyrics by Alice Cooper.

quote me a line or a verse from one of you favorite tracks




Let sleeping puppy dogs lay

My puppy came first in the obedience class and has a rosette to prove it

I Wuv my puppy he rocks


More later

Well I finally got my piccie taken for Skin Deep last week at the Blackpool Tattoo convention and what a terrible place that was, the shoot was fun though . Hopfully I shall never return to Blackpool again.
The puppy didnt take his exam because it was cancelled and is on the coming tuesday instead.
When I go out why is it I always seem to get chatted up by either 16 year olds or 50 year olds . The fifty year old looked like the bassist out of QOTSA and the 16 year looked like a pre pubesent Dave Grohl and both were in the Salmesbury Arms in Manchester, I always seem to get the wierdos (Devon you know who you are) . Anyway at least it was amusing.
Its my b/fs birthday on Monday so he's got a very nice new digi camera and he keeps trying to play with it
Anyhoo seen as I havent posted for a while I thought I'd post anew piccie



curently listening to Monster Magnet "God Says No" cause it rocks like a space demons nackers

I dont mean to complain.........but if I get rained on one more time Im going to urm........start smelling damp. On average I get rained on five times a day, though I actualy quite like the rain, just not in this quantity. Theres a trail of wet towels across the kitchen from drying the puppy and theres a lot of puppy to dry. He cant even go out into the garden cause he will sink .

Tomorrow Im off to Blackpool to the Tattoo Convention and to see a certain photographer .

Well at work apparently Im in trouble . Normaly I keep within budget but since they,ve been total tossers and Im going to be made redundant I have now over spent by £1000 whoooops . oh dear whoes going to spank me. I apparently have eight weeks to sort it out and its just not going to happen . Oh well life goes on.

My Puppy as a training exam on tuesday so that should be fun cause it always is, saying that he has always passed up until now.

My computer hates me , damn thing hasn't worked properly for the last two days and to just to rub salt into the wound Ive been off work poorly sick , but I'm feeling better now and while I'm on this subject the weather hates me too. Last week I bought a hammock for the garden and where is it now, in the bloody garden shed. Once yes that's right just the once have I managed to use it. Oh well there's always next year .

Last week I was told I should get made redundant at the end of October, I hate the job but its just convenient as it is just five minutes walk from where I live.

So much for three months of puppy school , my puppy spent fifteen minutes on the neighbours lawn refusing to come back all because he didn't want to get hosed down, Its not like I'm mean it is connected to the warm water tap. He's just not a fan of water and he's too big to go in the shower . And just to rub it in the neighbour says to me "I thought he was trained" .

And Im still in the mood for posting pictures so heres another one .

Well since I still cant think of anything intersesting to say Im just going to post piccies untill I can



Somebody tell me something entertaining