Well I went to my first SG meet on Saturday night at the Salisbury Arms in Manchester, which is one of my favourite pubs and I met LadyInsane and SianyRiot and there lovely friend. I also got the chance to meet Asha just before I left. It was a great night out even though it didnt start out to well because most people in the pub thought I was checking them out like some sort of cheap tart. I was trying to spot who was SG and who was not cause I had no idea what any of you look like in real life. Next time Im going to take a SG sign with me to make it easier or stick an SG sticker to my forehead (only joking).

I need a new snake tank, one of my snakes (Horrace) is getting too damn fat to fit through the hole which leads to a different compartment in the tank. He's only bloody two for gods sake .

Does any one think the number of cremations would have gone up in "Gods Waiting Room" since theyve had to listen to "Cold Ethyl" by Alice Cooper

One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charm
One thing, no lie, Ethyl frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed, yeah she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead
Ethyl, Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
One thing, it's true, Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way, Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl, Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me with your charm
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh so cold
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cause you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise
Ow!

I know it sounds a bit twisted but I really love that song

Today I listened to Peter Greens Fleetwood Mac (not to get confused with the crapy fleetwood mac of later years) and one of my all time favourite smoochie songs is "Need Your Love So Bad" , If you have never heard this song you need to go and listen to it, go on then go.

Whats your all time favourite smoochie song?

Oh and also the other day whilst walking the dog I got the chance to hold a Barn Owl, and she was only fourteen weeks old and she was gorgeous even though she tried to nip Doyles nose . This was quite a big thing for me considering Im a bit nervous around large birds .

p.s Im going to start hunting for a new job soon, what job do you think I should do??