you really look good in black and white. it almost doesnt look like you.

I hope no old man was there this time

You look beautiful as always

Edmund: [calls] Baldrick!

[Baldrick enters, wearing an apparatus on his head which is dangling a piece of cheese from the end of his nose. Edmund begins to speak about something, then notices.]

Edmund: [calmly] Why have you got a piece of cheese tied to the end of your nose?

Baldrick: To catch mice, My Lord. I lie on the floor with my mouth open and hope they scurry in.

Edmund: ...and do they?

Baldrick: Not yet, My Lord.

Edmund: Well, I'm not surprised -- your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Baldrick. The only sort of mouse you're going to catch is one without a nose.

Baldrick: That's a pity, because the nose is the best bit on a mouse.

Edmund: Any bit of a mouse would seem like luxury compared to what Percy and I must eat tonight. We are entertaining puritan vegetable folk, Balders; and that means no meat.

Baldrick: In that case, I shall prepare my Turnip Surprise.

Edmund: and the surprise is...?

Baldrick: ...there's nothing else in it except the turnip.

Edmund: So, in other words, the Turnip Surprise would be...a turnip.

Baldrick: [realisation] Oh yeah...

that pic gets my...



there's a law of diminishing returns on how funny these pics are gonna get i'm afraid.

(my pics that is!)

your pics are always so cool! im nosey tho... do you wear you makeup like that or does it get added later like to 'the growth'?

hope all is well!

talkings overrated ...more pics

entertaining ??.... hmmm ...ok
i think i want to do bad things to you ...in a very good way....

with wax.... a snowcone machine ..and Benni

these are beautiful pics!

see Benni 's up for it...

Have a good weekend...

cool you dont have to wear that much (makeup, altho you dont wear that many clothes either )

dont worry i can be a bitch when i need to (not that anyone could ever guess me being all sweetness etc )

you been up to anything interesting?

button is good! being his usual grumpy, digging self! mushroom gets jealous if i have him out!

those lashes were on sale for a £1! you know the crap metallic foil looking ones..i cut one of them im half and cut them to an angle (longest part to go at the edge of my eyelid) and stuck them on the sides of my eyes!

sounds like an ok day!

cool i need to sew my fat hiding floaty top before i go to manchester!

nope no friend for mush she probably would get too jealous! if her and butt are on the bed at the same time and he jumps on my lap she starts nudging him off (which butt has something to say about!) and if dev comes along and touchs my legs where she sits she comes over to see why he would do such a thing lol

i have more cleaning to do tomorrow!

dev clean... i may as well set button the task of cleaning not but honestly hes useless PLUS he is meant to be doing his work (ha!)

i wouldnt mind going shopping tho
but think i will save money for manchester! i used to spend loads there! plus i dont think dev and my friend will want to stay in the hotel much...so thats even more shopping time!

cool it was like that where i used to live, close to manchester! kinda avoided it for a while after my dad moved there as it would of been arkward! but now i thought id be nice! i just love the way there were so many cool shops to look round! loved looking round afflecks but rarely bought anything besides beads! used to go printworks a lot!

dirty girl

nighty night!!! have fun and snuggle the doggy for me!