Im in love with your dog!!!! hot pepperoni!

Where dose he sleep? in your room, own room, on the bed etc?

Charlottes mum has her little Jack Russell *spit* sleep in here bed, you have to understand this dog is treated like a queen! and is very picky and constantly has the shits, apparently the first night that Charlottes mothers new B/F (yes Charlottes mom's a scally and so.'s her B/F) stayed over, the dog was present under the sheets and had a vigorous series of wet farts that covered Ian's (the B/F) legs in shit!

Wow, that is absolutely amazing!

i know i cant drink before i go in to get it (so not tonite) but will it matter if i do it afterwards? hell, the artist told me to go grab a cold one in the bar below the parlor after my first session...

Call me morbid but I really like the red iritated skin that surrounds it, as if it where branded on or something. Strange

thats so cool that he howls in his sleep (it is in his sleep isn't it?), all our just pretend to run, but doesn't he drool in the morning with you cuddle him! ewww!!!

as for the shitty dog story, just imagine the person you dislike the most, thinking he was in the perfect environment, and then getting shat on, it was actually true for us, Ian's a fucken massive scally and a wanker,

wanna know why he's so pathetic? it's quite amusing and sad!

There's something about red and black.

Spot on! Now there's an idea. Oh Oh on that note I'm trying to launch a new rock fashion: you know you see chav's with a bandana under there basebase cap, well I've started wearing a bandana over the top of a baseball cap: genius

i find him a really odd being, he's 7 years older than you, shacked up with a 48yold, he only has only just moved out of his mums house and has invaded charlottes after a brief stint living with his mate. he's about 5'4 and thinks he's 10 feet tall, with an IQ equivalent to his hight, constantly trying to prove him self against me "oh i used to play rugby to, oh i'm stronger than you" etc etc, doesn't seam to understand i don't care, and i don't need to compete.


odd little person, i find it odd his mom and dad are so nice

A Metallica bandana can add 'metal' to any ensemble.

it was my mistake, it was actually Charlottes mother that got shat on, but im sure it was Ian. oh well

i think it's made worse either by my superiority complex, or my very un masculine ideals of sport on competition, they way i see it, im either better or im not, regardless do i need to compete in anything to satisfy some one ells!

i bet Dave is on of them guys that no matter what he dose he attract unwanted loutish scally attention

Sure he doesn't! *cough*goth*cough*


i have the same problem, i have always considered it a write of passage! you get little kids in Warrington, knee hi to a piss ant trying to take me on!


the best one was a kid asking for money to this other guy, and the guy wouldn't give him any so he pointed to me and "he's my bother he's going to beat you up if you don't give me 29p!" and then started on me coz i wouldn't beat this guy up!

it's not that bad really, i was a bit taller in high school, i was like 6'7
but now i'm like 6'6 all the way down to 6'0 on some days, it's not really that bad, i have really big shoulders, unless you stand next to me, i seam short and "stumpy"


i used to Jolly green giant, the obligatory "hows the weather" and how do the make it so creamy! bastard custard bastards..............