"Alukh has the exact same taste in women as I do, which is worrying, because, in direct competition, she would win every time."

"Alukh is a Knitting Goddess ....


.. and she pointed me at Interweave for which I am truly grateful "

"I don't really know Alukh personally, but through conversations here she has been really an interesting person to talk with. A kind, compassionate individual that's not afraid to share, or listen to what the other person has to say. Individuals such as her are rare to find.

All I can say is you know when someone is truly good, throughout, without even meeting them, just talking to them, and that's the feeling I get just chatting with her through a few random messages. She's obviously quite intellegent and has a great deal of subtle charm, that I don't think she knows she presents. I think she'd make a great philosophy student! Obviously a deep thinker that's about more than just what's on the surface.

Oh, and, of course, I have this thing for red hair, which drew me to this profile in the first place, but I really don't think you need to take my word for her appearance. There's plenty of proof in the photosets that she could probably knock you out with one enticing stare."

"_____Sc0rN3r5 R_13!


RED ALUKH - Queen of the icy fjords, and Princess of the _____Sc0rN3r5!

PS you are really hawt "

"Alukh is the witty comeback you wish you said, but only thought of it 2 hours after the fact.
she is the redeeming mother and patron saint of the under__ScorN3rs. she is the atitude and zealous ambition behind the troupe. she is the Angus Young to our AC/DC. shes the stone-cold fox in the '80s coming-of-age movie that finaly gives the geek a chance at true love at the end.

and she can save our souls."

"_____Sc0|2N3rS kick ass
Alukh has lots of sass
So crafty is she
I just can't wait to see
Her boobs.

Okay, so that last part didn't rhyme, but Alukh is cool. That's the point."

"The first testimonial I write is for you. <3

Here are some things about Alukh:

-She's the greatest of the great.
-She's cuter than a teen flick soundtrack.
-She's ten times sharper than a ginsu thumbtack.
-She's fizzy like pixy sticks and warm like a Hostess pie.
-Her poise is grace and her eyes are sparkling art.
-She lives too far away now to just get in the car and drive with german techno on the radio and I miss her, but as soon as I can we're going to tear up Oregon like pirates.
-I love her to death.
-You all are so desperately lucky to have the chance to get to know her.

End of story."