“I ♥ (yes, I said heart ) Alice. She is crazy just like me. She also loves boobies (ALMOST as much as I do). She is full of win. Yes.”

“Alice has mastered the art of "extreme cuddling" and if you're lucky... those eyes... mmm... so g'weird. ”

“I love Alice, except when the lights are off and she makes me call her "daddy"”

“alice is the reall deal.”

“Alice is such a cutie! She hooked me back when my buddy first showed me her sets years ago!”

“man, whenever i see alice, i think about that weezer song, elscorcho. goddamm you half japanese girls do it to me everytime. She's just a straight up lovely looking girl.”

“For Alice I would kill and eat her boyfriend. Except I love him too. Best gal on the site. Sorry ladies....Shes hott, tough and soooo great. I even cried for her once.


Macloyalbastard”

“Alice is my favorite. ”

“I think of Alice whenever I wear my cock-showing tight pants.”

“I'm suprised it's been almost a year & no one has left you a testicalmonial! Where's the love? Who loves Alice?I'll tell ya who...I LOVE ALICE!!!!! She is my Durty Monkey & I'm her ass pony. Dont forget it fuckers!!!!

Much love for the Alice”