into: Responsible debauchery with a good mix between work and play.

not into: self righteouness and mental masturbation. (not to be confused with regular masturbation, which is awesome)

makes me happy: Betty page, knowing someone out there is thinking about me, boycut undies, boobies, clean laundry, reading, peeping at everyone's one hour photos, cheese, macs, toys, tattoos, and my collection of dvds, and pooping.

makes me sad: waking up in the morning. It's seriously the worst part of my day.

5 things i can't live without: Cigarettes, Jameson, Cheese, Eyeliner, and Mr. Wallbanger

vices: Whisky followed by a shot of pabst.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Bounty Hunter

current crush: harvey j. wallbanger

stats: Little dark haired girl with big brown sex eyes.

heroes: homer j. simpson

gets me hot: Talking about pantone colors and epson printers. oooh baby.

favorite position: 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

fantasy: If Christopher Walken was president in 2008.

sign: Everyone loves a libra.

most humbling moment: Still being afraid of the boogie man.

i lost my virginity: In Telford, PA.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek, Diva