SuicideGirl: Alessa
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Alessa is the Miss Motherfukin Sassmaster

I’m private
 
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SuicideGirl: Alessa
SuicideGirl: Alessa
SuicideGirl: Alessa
 

Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Depeche mode
  2. !!! (Chk Chk Chk)
  3. at the drive in
  4. The Faint
  5. Rise against
  6. Oingo Boingo
  7. AFI
  8. the clash
  9. G n R
  10. Fischerspooner

films:

  1. Beetlejuice
  2. goodfellas
  3. the goonies
  4. slc punk
  5. Kalifornia
  6. 7
  7. stir of echos
  8. the green mile
  9. people vs larry flynt
  10. the devils advocate

books:

  1. shes come undone
  2. Calivin and hobbes
  3. DHARMA PUNX
  4. Hardcore Zen
  5. the outsiders
  6. Como
  7. US
  8. People
  9. the dicktionary
  10. the bible

tv shows:

  1. Sex in the city
  2. Greys anatomy
  3. Colbert Report
  4. Real time with Bill Mahr
  5. family guy
  6. forensic files
  7. medical detectives
  8. gossip trash
  9. 90210
  10. friends

Video Games:

  1. Super Mario 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. Tertris
  5. The legend of Zelda
 

into: stuff n things

not into: TV

makes me happy: A lot of things

makes me sad: sad stuff

hobbies: hugging trees

5 things i can't live without: my pops, my ipod, mascara, love, and my bestest friends

vices: Things that create large amounts of dopamine.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: at the heavy petting zoo

 

occupation: Make-up artist, Hair Stylist, extraordinaire

current crush: Yer mom

stats: lewd, crude, and tattooed

body mods: Fuck that shit

heroes: canadians

gets me hot: jacuzzis, the sun, rashes, fire, herpes

favorite position: One that gets me off

fantasy: Morphing into a unicorn

sign: I am a sign from god

most humbling moment: When I saw the sores

i lost my virginity: to myself

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: In the veins

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: cheater

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories