into: ♥The sound of music in my ear
♥Make-up
♥Dancing my ass off and rockin out like a rock star
♥My unique family
♥Real Friends...not fake ones
♥Old fashioned values with a little dysfunction
♥Love
♥Haunted houses
♥Halloween
♥Getting dressed up
♥Getting tattooed
♥Old cars
♥Sex in the city marathons
♥Changing my hair
♥Drinking coffee
♥Driving fast
♥Text messages
♥Eating food
♥Being disgusting
♥Target missions
♥Laffy taffy jokes
♥reeses pieces
♥Pharmaceuticals
♥Rainy days off with no agenda
♥Baked mad libs
♥Deep conversations
♥Stoney conversations
♥Deep stoney conversations
♥Laughing a lot
♥Giving people compliments & getting compliments
♥Trying to get better
not into: Ass holes, drunks, liars, fakes, backstabbers, loud chaotic scenes when I'm ripped, snobs, bitches, rough toilet paper, the littler box, prudes, sales goals, george bush, the war, high gas prices, shitting fetishes, sand in my bed or in my socks, salt in my game!
makes me happy: People who think I'm hot, make me laugh, don't hate me cause I'm rad, like to dry hump, want to play make up, get me stoned, high five, want to buy me stuff n things, help with my laundry, show me good music, don't want to talk about my tattoos, like to smooch, have a peg leg, drive so I can drink, pee in public, give back rubs, have perscriptions I want, feed me, feed my ego, are attractive, like to get credit card swiped, give good FB's, won't mind me smaking their ass, can teach me to do head spins, play hard beats that make me want to shake it, belong to the "cool club", want to take pictures of me dressing up, think I'm funny, have big brains or big packages...of some form, make me feel warm and fuzzy in my heart or in my pants
makes me sad: People who are liars, cheat cause they suck, belong to a "scene", are fake like my boobs, who can't take a joke, have bad breath or bad body funk, invade my space, touch me like I'm a caged animal, drive under the speed limit, are louder than me, eat my food, are haters, have no common sense, lecture me about my manners, can't speak up or own up, drive oversized vehicles, can't speak to me in english, are flaky like my cereal, steal my shit, can't think for themselves, can't scratch where it itches, belong to any organized societies, knock on my door or call too early, tell me to relax, think they know everything, fuck my order up, are famous for being average, have a lot of money and don't wanna share it, strive to be stupid, give to get, hold me up or get in my way
hobbies: Smokin blunts, drinkin 40s, fuckin bitches
5 things i can't live without: my ipod, mascara, bobby pins, love, and my bestest friends
vices: Sticky green stuff, dick, designer sunglassess and handbags, my nordstroms card, coffee, pills, my trucker mouth, sweets, this goddamn computer
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: at the heavy petting zoo
gender: SG
occupation: Make-up artist extraordinaire
current crush: Yer mom
stats: lewd, crude, and tattooed
body mods: Fuck that shit
heroes: scumbags
gets me hot: jacuzzis, the sun, rashes, fire, herpes
favorite position: One that gets me off
fantasy: Morphing into a unicorn
sign: I am a sign from god
most humbling moment: When I saw the sores
i lost my virginity: To my bike when I was like 8, then to the shower head when I was like 10...or something like that
MY STATUS: cheater
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.
IPOD
RADIO
PICS