gender: SG

age: 26 (Sep 21, 1981)

occupation: Make-up artist extraordinaire

gets me hot: jacuzzis, the sun, rashes, fire, herpes

stats: lewd, crude, and tattooed

body mods: Fuck that shit

crush: Yer mom

i lost my virginity: To my bike when I was like 8, then to the shower head when I was like 10...or something like that

sign: I am a sign from god

fantasy: Morphing into a unicorn

most humbling moment: When I saw the sores

heroes: scumbags