So I just had the most horrible fucked up bullshit day of MY LIFE today.

Here's the story. I had to take the State Board Exam for cosmetology today, I paid my fee (75 bucks) a few weeks back and I've been stressin about this test hardcore. Well I drive the two hours it takes to get to the testing center only to discover that in my nervous rush I have forgotten my Driver's License and I have to have a state issue ID to take the test. Aint that some shit? So the lady tells me that if I come back before the center closes for the day then I can take the test and I won't have to reschedule and pay ANOTHER 75 dollar fee to take it another day. No problem, I drive two hours back home and tear my house apart. Can't find my ID anywhere..... Ok panicking but not that bad, I'll just go to the DMV and get a copy, 18 bucks plus gas money for two trips is better than another 75 bucks! So i get to the DMV wait in line for like 20 minutes.... still got plenty of time to get back to the testing center....its all cool. They run my ID number. "I'm sorry ma'am I can't give you a duplicate b/c ur LICENSE IS SUSPENDED"............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WHAT THE FUCK

So I call the number the guy gives me to find out WHY THE GOD DAMN HELL my license is suspended cuz this is all news to me and the nice lady on the phone informs me that APPARENTLY I have an unpaid ticket with my local county.....................................? I don't remember getting pulled over recently?
So I go across the street to the ticket place to figure out what is going on with this ticket thing, and apparently I got a ticket for a headlight that was out in NOVEMBER of LAST YEAR! I was moving around that time and the ticket must have gotten lost and forgotten about. So I'm thinking, alright lets just pay this crap get my license straight and I'll hit the test center with like 45 minutes to spare! Sweet! The ticket payoff is $144 and then another $150 to reinstate my license, the shitkicker of it all is that my license has been suspended SINCE MARCH. I was not notified. NOT NOTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with the fucking judicial system when you can't send a goddamn piece of paper in the mail to let someone know that HEY just in case you didn't know, we suspended your license and if you get pulled over you are going to jail!!!!!! So mind you, I've already paid 75 dollars to take this test... and I'm running REAL low on time (and funds for that matter). I am in tears and I do NOT care who sees. I've already called someone to come pick me up since apparently I can't drive, and then the idea strikes me: HEY I'll just get a non driver ID until I get this license shit cleared up. So I go BACK to the dmv and stand in line (impatiently I got like 10 minutes to spare at this point) and I tell the guy that I want a non driver ID. Well honey you gotta go over to that other office like 30 minutes from here but they close at 3:30, and its 3:15 now, so you will have to wait til tomorrow.



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Fucked cannot even describe this dilemma.

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So I cried, a lot.

I cancelled my test. Which I will have to pay to take again.

Its going to cost 300 bucks to get my license reinstated.

And probable (another) 40 bucks in gas.

All in all like 500 bucks..........

For a (insert long string of swear words here) test.


After all that I really felt like I needed a drink. So I sit down in a restaraunt and decide to order something fruity and strong............................... then I remember................. IDONTHAVEAFUCKINGID.