9:32 this morning: if I had balls I'd be sweating them off.

From a quick check of my physical and mental state, I try to ponder if the amount of alcohol I introduced into my body last night was too close to too much, meanwhile
Answer the fucking phone, that had been ringing for 15 minutes anyways, to be welcome with the notification that today is PAY THE RENT BY 5 OR DIE day. I pretend that the person who answered the phone it's not me, but it's too late.

so:
1) marry that millionaire that has been proposing for over a year
2) get on the highway and i give a few expensive blow jobs
3) grab my chainsaw and sweetly torture all the people that owe me money till they sell EVEN their grandma for paying me, while they lick my big toe whining for forgiveness.

hell yeah.



;LATER ON THE SAME dAY

I succeded! Now, wering mosquito repellent as a deodorant, I know the night is mine