dear boy in the pizza place,
I noticed your disappointment when texting someone back with your cell phone, I was waiting for my pizza to take away. Then I noticed, you were sitting at your table alone, I was suddenly blown away by the fact that you were eating nutella pizza, drinking coke while reading an old geeky comic. And yes, with your long greesy hair and your black metallica t-shirt and thick glasses....... OH I thought you were great, and I felt this overwealming comradeship , because some girl had probabily texted you before , saying that she wouldn't come to the dinner date......... leaving you in company of your comic and your nutella pizza ........

Ah, us weirdos must die alone.........