into: bunnies that smoke cigarettes, burrito pajama pants, the lusty lady, dig dug, and shiny toys

not into: wet feet, smelly toothbrushes, cream of wheat, spiders, ham, intense eye contact by people you would rather look away from but they pull you in like a tractor beam of creepiness, and mushrooms.

makes me happy: black sabbath, luna & Sol, looking better naked than with clothes on, back scratches, and pickles.

makes me sad: shit weather, being sick,talking to people i don't like, and ants... i have a song about ants, you should ask me about it

hobbies: i stomp on hobbies

5 things i can't live without: tattoos, eyeliner, 80s metal, red bull, and smoochies

vices: jameson, hot naked girls, and motorcycles

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: calling your mom

 

gender: SG

occupation: butthole with teeth, but i'm thinking about changing it to cake farts

current crush: pickles

stats: yea i have some

body mods: butterflies and flames done by Olmy from frisco tattoo. upper left thigh done by Stash at tattoo 13. full sock on my left leg done by clifton carter at tattoo city in SF.

gets me hot: lots of tattoos, eyeliner on boys, those v-shaped muscles right above your hips, captain morgans, pigtails, red lipstick, lip peircings, leather

favorite position: the happy landing

fantasy: having sex in a phone booth on the side of the dusty HWY 5, wearing a zebra print skirt, black tank, and pink funky sunglasses, while taking a suitcase full of coke to LA to sell, so we could live happily ever after on the beach in mexico

sign: you must die, i alone am best!

most humbling moment: walking into a big green lamp post outside of a crowded club in berkely and having a golf ball on my forehead for about 2 weeks

i lost my virginity: i think in your pants... unless i left it on your face.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Vegetarian

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Fashionista, Hipster, Fuck you, I defy categories.