"are you a real person?"

"your so very sexy"

"GODDESS! ! ! !
TAHT'S ALL I CAN SAY!!! "

"Stunningly beautiful and punk too. Hard to beat."

"Okay the results are in: DO NOT HANG OUT WITH ALA! SHE IS TOO RAD! I repeat, TOO RAD. She gets along with people waaaay too fucking easily, is waaaay too friendly and kind. Who the fuck wants to enjoy their time with someone THAT much?!

Ala, was definately not for me. I enjoyed myself way too fucking much. I feel I may need a week to recouperate. I don't know what I've done.

Ala, you've broken me for a week.

On a scale of one-to-ten, she reads at about an eighty-four. It's too much. She wrecks everything. Nothing is meant to withstand that much awesome, it's just common sense. Stop being too gnarly. It's not fair.

You know that feeling you get when you see something do something you're passionate about way better than you ever could?

Yeah. That's all I feel. Forever.

I want my fucking money back...

"

"Ala... In T-Minus, 20 hours I will put you up to the "Most Rad Super Ultimate Deluxe Bonus Test". I will write your score in here within the next little while..."

"Testify: Ala is absolutely gorgeous, fills me with Canadian Pride eh? "

"If I must testify, I would classify you as the most beautiful thing I have ever seen."