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Thank you to everyone who commented and looked at and masturbated to my new set.
It's my favourite so far!
Thanks very much to Cherry for shooting it and doing a fantastic job on making it look 1970's retro.
If you haven't seen it yet (forshame!)
CLICK HERE AND ENJOY!
PS: Is anyone going to victoria's skafest this year? I am!
www.victoriaskafest.ca
It's my favourite so far!
Thanks very much to Cherry for shooting it and doing a fantastic job on making it look 1970's retro.
If you haven't seen it yet (forshame!)
CLICK HERE AND ENJOY!
PS: Is anyone going to victoria's skafest this year? I am!
www.victoriaskafest.ca
New Set! Wooo hoooooo!!!!
Just posted the new set "Sears 1973" into the community.
It was shot by Cherry and we were going for a vintage polaroid look. (The first and last images ARE polaroids actually and the whole set is done in real film, not that newfangled digital stuff.)
So if you like nudity, you should definately check it out.
Click to Peek
On another note, if you ever get bored at home one day. You should cash your paycheque into twenties and roll around in it like a rapper's girlfriend. It's really satisfying even though I felt like a total douche at the same time.
Take'r easy everyone and give'r!
<3
Ala
Just posted the new set "Sears 1973" into the community.
It was shot by Cherry and we were going for a vintage polaroid look. (The first and last images ARE polaroids actually and the whole set is done in real film, not that newfangled digital stuff.)
So if you like nudity, you should definately check it out.
Click to Peek
On another note, if you ever get bored at home one day. You should cash your paycheque into twenties and roll around in it like a rapper's girlfriend. It's really satisfying even though I felt like a total douche at the same time.
Take'r easy everyone and give'r!
<3
Ala
I am such a slacker with the updating.
I just hate blogging, it even sounds like some gross bodily function, doesn't it?
"I just blogged all over your shirt, sorry." No? Maybe it's just me.
So I just shot a set with the lovely Cherry I had never met her before so I was a little nervous but she is so down to earth and kind so it was a breeze. I didn't get to see any digital previews so it's going to be a complete surprise. I think it's going to blow all your asses out tho, so prepare yourselves.
As for news about myself:
I've quit safeway/starbucks because they are evil and treat me like crap for minimum wage. The customers are also crazy and spoiled and weren't hugged enough as children. Well, they're just really particular and grumpy especially decaf drinkers (REALLY grumpy)
The amount of starbucks in Vancouver is actually astounding, on Robson St. there are 2 of them across from eachother. There is basically one on every street.
The problem with Starbucks is that they've given their customers way too many options. You don't just order a latte and take what they give you and shut up. You get to pick the temperature, fat content, foamyness, flavour, caffeine content, everything!
Except here is a secret: sometimes those options don't make sense.... at all
So here is a guide for you starbucks patrons so the baristas don't think you're an idiot.
-extra hot = burnt milk
-half caf =stop kidding yourself and switch to decaf
- no foam latte = the foam and milk in steamed milk takes a while to separate so if you want no foam your drink isn't going to be done in under 3 minutes (the reason people order this is because they are cheap skates and feel they are being cheated out of half an inch of latte if foam is included, that's what they've told me anyway)
-1% milk= means I have to mix 2% milk and skim together, it also means you are really annoying.
and for god sakes STOP USING PRETENTIOUS ITALIAN/STARBUCKS LINGO. You are ordering coffee from the mcdonalds of coffee houses.
ex: "I would like that with caramel affogato" (I didn't spell that right) We had to look that up just to discover that the lady wanted caramel goop squirted on her hot chocolate.
Now that was a good rant! Moving on:
(Sorry I have the flu right now and therefore a lot of time on my hands)
On Valentines day I got to go on a date to the harbour tower in Downtown Vancouver. For those of you not familiar, it's a rotating restaurant with spectacular views of the city.
It was beautiful, the elevator up was scary fast tho. Everyone in the elevator made "whaaaaooooo" noises on the way up and the food was so-so even tho it was extremely expensive. But, I felt very special that night and that's all that mattered right? (I've actually never had a Valentine before so it was pretty groundbreaking for me)
I was also entertained that you knew exactly when to go to the bathroom because you could say "oh, here comes the ladies room, I'll be right back"
That magical night ended by me running into my drunk friends who just got kicked out of the bourbon for being too rowdy at a Doors cover band show. My friend Scott kept saying "I didn't do shit! They kicked me out for no reason! I was REALLY drunk and rowdy, but I didn't do shit!" and then he proceeded to pee in the middle of the street. Then we all played some video games, ate some mushrooms which caused one of my friends to start talking in slow motion for a portion of the night.
Great fun.
Oh yes, I also think it's time I introduced you to my trusty dog "Odie". It's really my mom's dog but I love him just as much:
We adopted him from up north in BC where, from what I understand, some farmer had a bunch of dogs he kinda ignored and they ran wild in a little pack eating garbage. When we first got him he was too scared to go for walks, never wagged his tail and stole all our socks and underwear and kept them under our kitchen table.
Now he stamps around the neighbourhood like he owns it. He also thinks I'm another dog and tries to talk to me. It sounds kinda like "mllauuwn mllauuwn *whine* mlaaa mllllllaaa"
Well that's all the interesting things I can think of at the moment and they might not even be interesting! ( I think I"m terribly funny tho)
I hope you all had a lovely easter holiday ( I don't really understand easter, and according to south park, no one does, but it's a holiday which is always good)
Don't forget to check out my rejected set: Clear Channel which I think deserves a good look since it's some damn fine nudity
and gold stars to everyone who figured out which band the name came from! I think it might have just been SonOfAPunk
Take'r easy
<3
I just hate blogging, it even sounds like some gross bodily function, doesn't it?
"I just blogged all over your shirt, sorry." No? Maybe it's just me.
So I just shot a set with the lovely Cherry I had never met her before so I was a little nervous but she is so down to earth and kind so it was a breeze. I didn't get to see any digital previews so it's going to be a complete surprise. I think it's going to blow all your asses out tho, so prepare yourselves.
As for news about myself:
I've quit safeway/starbucks because they are evil and treat me like crap for minimum wage. The customers are also crazy and spoiled and weren't hugged enough as children. Well, they're just really particular and grumpy especially decaf drinkers (REALLY grumpy)
The amount of starbucks in Vancouver is actually astounding, on Robson St. there are 2 of them across from eachother. There is basically one on every street.
The problem with Starbucks is that they've given their customers way too many options. You don't just order a latte and take what they give you and shut up. You get to pick the temperature, fat content, foamyness, flavour, caffeine content, everything!
Except here is a secret: sometimes those options don't make sense.... at all
So here is a guide for you starbucks patrons so the baristas don't think you're an idiot.
-extra hot = burnt milk
-half caf =stop kidding yourself and switch to decaf
- no foam latte = the foam and milk in steamed milk takes a while to separate so if you want no foam your drink isn't going to be done in under 3 minutes (the reason people order this is because they are cheap skates and feel they are being cheated out of half an inch of latte if foam is included, that's what they've told me anyway)
-1% milk= means I have to mix 2% milk and skim together, it also means you are really annoying.
and for god sakes STOP USING PRETENTIOUS ITALIAN/STARBUCKS LINGO. You are ordering coffee from the mcdonalds of coffee houses.
ex: "I would like that with caramel affogato" (I didn't spell that right) We had to look that up just to discover that the lady wanted caramel goop squirted on her hot chocolate.
Now that was a good rant! Moving on:
(Sorry I have the flu right now and therefore a lot of time on my hands)
On Valentines day I got to go on a date to the harbour tower in Downtown Vancouver. For those of you not familiar, it's a rotating restaurant with spectacular views of the city.
It was beautiful, the elevator up was scary fast tho. Everyone in the elevator made "whaaaaooooo" noises on the way up and the food was so-so even tho it was extremely expensive. But, I felt very special that night and that's all that mattered right? (I've actually never had a Valentine before so it was pretty groundbreaking for me)
I was also entertained that you knew exactly when to go to the bathroom because you could say "oh, here comes the ladies room, I'll be right back"
That magical night ended by me running into my drunk friends who just got kicked out of the bourbon for being too rowdy at a Doors cover band show. My friend Scott kept saying "I didn't do shit! They kicked me out for no reason! I was REALLY drunk and rowdy, but I didn't do shit!" and then he proceeded to pee in the middle of the street. Then we all played some video games, ate some mushrooms which caused one of my friends to start talking in slow motion for a portion of the night.
Great fun.
Oh yes, I also think it's time I introduced you to my trusty dog "Odie". It's really my mom's dog but I love him just as much:
We adopted him from up north in BC where, from what I understand, some farmer had a bunch of dogs he kinda ignored and they ran wild in a little pack eating garbage. When we first got him he was too scared to go for walks, never wagged his tail and stole all our socks and underwear and kept them under our kitchen table.
Now he stamps around the neighbourhood like he owns it. He also thinks I'm another dog and tries to talk to me. It sounds kinda like "mllauuwn mllauuwn *whine* mlaaa mllllllaaa"
Well that's all the interesting things I can think of at the moment and they might not even be interesting! ( I think I"m terribly funny tho)
I hope you all had a lovely easter holiday ( I don't really understand easter, and according to south park, no one does, but it's a holiday which is always good)
Don't forget to check out my rejected set: Clear Channel which I think deserves a good look since it's some damn fine nudity
and gold stars to everyone who figured out which band the name came from! I think it might have just been SonOfAPunkTake'r easy
<3
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My last set that I shot with Lavonne did not get the results I was hoping
Tis too bad because poor Lavonne did amazing acrobatics on a porch railing and also hauled a TV up some stairs. (She's amazing)
Apparently I still have my second chance so please check out "Clear Channel" in my pics. I'm ignorant and therefore, I'm not sure how the whole voting system works, but take a look and let me know what you think.
The new profile pic is from that set too. I'm really happy about that because I was getting sick of the old one.
I finally got one of those job things that I hear so much about. I'll be slinging coffee from starbucks (isn't that so Vancouver?)
I am also interning for a fashion designer in Vancouver: Adhesif clothing.
www.adhesifclothing.com
She makes kooky clothes from recycled and vintage materials and clothing.
I absolutely adore her because she's lacking that snobby i'm-a-fashion-designer attitude and grew up a punk too.
I'm learning quite a bit from following her around and helping out around the studio.
How did everyone's halloween go? I didn't have a costume until the last minute when I decided to go as courtney love which I thought was a good idea because the more inebriated I got, the more authentic my costume.
take'r easy
<3
Clear Channel
My last set that I shot with Lavonne did not get the results I was hoping
Tis too bad because poor Lavonne did amazing acrobatics on a porch railing and also hauled a TV up some stairs. (She's amazing)
Apparently I still have my second chance so please check out "Clear Channel" in my pics. I'm ignorant and therefore, I'm not sure how the whole voting system works, but take a look and let me know what you think.
The new profile pic is from that set too. I'm really happy about that because I was getting sick of the old one.
I finally got one of those job things that I hear so much about. I'll be slinging coffee from starbucks (isn't that so Vancouver?)
I am also interning for a fashion designer in Vancouver: Adhesif clothing.
www.adhesifclothing.com
She makes kooky clothes from recycled and vintage materials and clothing.
I absolutely adore her because she's lacking that snobby i'm-a-fashion-designer attitude and grew up a punk too.
I'm learning quite a bit from following her around and helping out around the studio.
How did everyone's halloween go? I didn't have a costume until the last minute when I decided to go as courtney love which I thought was a good idea because the more inebriated I got, the more authentic my costume.
take'r easy
<3
Clear Channel
I'm 21!!
Unfortunately this has no significance in Canada. I could legally drink for 2 years already.
However, I am very very grateful this year to be alive after all that's happened.
I'm kind of ill right now and I feel like I look silly with this burn on the tip of my nose from smoking but, I have hope that today will kick all sorts of ass and I wish you all a kickass day today too.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes.
Much love
Ala <3
Unfortunately this has no significance in Canada. I could legally drink for 2 years already.
However, I am very very grateful this year to be alive after all that's happened.
I'm kind of ill right now and I feel like I look silly with this burn on the tip of my nose from smoking but, I have hope that today will kick all sorts of ass and I wish you all a kickass day today too.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes.
Much love
Ala <3
Dear SG, It's been a long time hasn't it?
Sorry for staying away from you so long.
I forgot what a friend you've been to me. Whenever I need advice, you provide me with an array of opinions from intelligent, caring and enjoyably smart-assed people.
When I'm feeling down, someone is bound to give me a compliment.
You suggest excellent bands when I'm tired of my music.
And you never seem to mind my strong opinions and sailor language.
I promise you, I'm going to find a photographer soon. I'm having trouble doing it since they're all busy, but I'll send you a new set this year SG, if it kills me.
I love how you've grown and what you've become.
You make playboy and myspace look like a douchebag and a turd sandwich.
Love always,
Ala
Sorry for staying away from you so long.
I forgot what a friend you've been to me. Whenever I need advice, you provide me with an array of opinions from intelligent, caring and enjoyably smart-assed people.
When I'm feeling down, someone is bound to give me a compliment.
You suggest excellent bands when I'm tired of my music.
And you never seem to mind my strong opinions and sailor language.
I promise you, I'm going to find a photographer soon. I'm having trouble doing it since they're all busy, but I'll send you a new set this year SG, if it kills me.
I love how you've grown and what you've become.
You make playboy and myspace look like a douchebag and a turd sandwich.
Love always,
Ala
I'm lost, that's the only way I can describe life right now. I don't know where I fit.
My new job infuriates me some days and others it's alright. But about 80% of the shoppers in the salvation army are rude, racist, illiterate or they're one smoke short of a pack. Which reminds me, I could really use a smoke right now.
I've also lost all my skills in courting men. I have this really mushy crush on this wonderful boy with the butterflies and everything. I told him and he was stoked, but now he avoids me whenever I walk into a room he's in. It makes no damn sense. BOYS, YOU MAKE NO SENSE. I think its either because he's younger or because he lives in a house with my ex-friend who hates me. Could someone with a penis take a stab at this one? (pun intended)
Oh yeah, and I've sucessfully quit anti-depressants. I kinda want to beat the shit out of my doctor for ever prescribing them. Hardest drug to kick. You crash hard if you do it cold turkey. Really hard. But, I somehow did it with a little help from my friends. Now I feel things again. I get mad, i get sad, I get horney! I have my soul back.
Now I just need to go to a really kickass show and I think I'll be right as rain.
Sam, if you're reading this. Lets go to a show.
Anyone in vancouver if you're reading this, lets go to a show.
Anyone going to skafest?
<3
PS: everyone be nice to lovely. If I had tags on my photoset like hers I would cry. It's really mean what people said about her.
My new job infuriates me some days and others it's alright. But about 80% of the shoppers in the salvation army are rude, racist, illiterate or they're one smoke short of a pack. Which reminds me, I could really use a smoke right now.
I've also lost all my skills in courting men. I have this really mushy crush on this wonderful boy with the butterflies and everything. I told him and he was stoked, but now he avoids me whenever I walk into a room he's in. It makes no damn sense. BOYS, YOU MAKE NO SENSE. I think its either because he's younger or because he lives in a house with my ex-friend who hates me. Could someone with a penis take a stab at this one? (pun intended)
Oh yeah, and I've sucessfully quit anti-depressants. I kinda want to beat the shit out of my doctor for ever prescribing them. Hardest drug to kick. You crash hard if you do it cold turkey. Really hard. But, I somehow did it with a little help from my friends. Now I feel things again. I get mad, i get sad, I get horney! I have my soul back.
Now I just need to go to a really kickass show and I think I'll be right as rain.
Sam, if you're reading this. Lets go to a show.
Anyone in vancouver if you're reading this, lets go to a show.
Anyone going to skafest?
<3
PS: everyone be nice to lovely. If I had tags on my photoset like hers I would cry. It's really mean what people said about her.
Well I'm hanging in there.
Givin'r
I think I might get a job at Salvation Army thrift store. I'm actually really stoked on it cause those places are like treasure hunting. Sometimes they don't know what they have.
Also, karma points for working for a charity.
My camera is broken so that's why there's been no new pics. It just keeps telling me it's out of batteries, no matter what batteries I put in.
I wish I could show everyone last night. I'm really lucky to live where I do, it's so beautiful. We had a bonfire on the beach last night, no cops came which was amazing. My friends and I just sat there drinking beers and telling stories until the tide washed the fire out.
<3
Givin'r
I think I might get a job at Salvation Army thrift store. I'm actually really stoked on it cause those places are like treasure hunting. Sometimes they don't know what they have.
Also, karma points for working for a charity.
My camera is broken so that's why there's been no new pics. It just keeps telling me it's out of batteries, no matter what batteries I put in.
I wish I could show everyone last night. I'm really lucky to live where I do, it's so beautiful. We had a bonfire on the beach last night, no cops came which was amazing. My friends and I just sat there drinking beers and telling stories until the tide washed the fire out.
<3
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