Al Friend love

Al is the ultimate badass, state of the badass art.

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dunx

San Antonio, TX

July 2003

JUN 18, 2004 12:15 AM

"Holyshit!Since when did we get to write testimonials for SGs?! Or have I been drunk for a while?

Oh wait, testimonial...
To sum it up nicely with a hypothetical: if you were a hot genius who wanted to make babies that were super-ultra-hot and so smart that they'd end up autistic, then your only choice for breeding would be Al.

I love Al."

Vim

Santa Rosa, CA

March 2003

JUN 17, 2004 12:33 PM

""Sing, goddess, of Al's ruinous anger
Which brought ten thousand pains to the n00bs,
And cast the souls of many stalwart dipshits
To Hades, and their bodies to the dogs
And birds of prey."

-from the ALiad

an intriguing, charismatic, wonderful girl...

an elegant, classic beauty."

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

JUN 17, 2004 02:47 AM

"Al is better than PowerMetrix, even.

I love this girl- she's a good friend of mine, and puts up with my retarded whining. "Eddie, Eddie, get me an Ovaltine!"

Seriously, she's one of the few people I've met with a sense of humor akin to mine, and one of the not-so-few people I know who can blow me out of the intellectual ocean.

She fuckin' rocks, and she probably doesn't like you. "

Maximillian

Los Angeles, CA

OLD SKOOL

JUN 16, 2004 01:41 PM

"Al fuckin' rocks, hard."

Perversia

United Kingdom

November 2003

JUN 16, 2004 08:52 AM

"Al is an intelligent, beautiful, funny and amazing woman and I don't know how someone could get anymore great!

I Al!

"

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

JUL 22, 2003 10:26 AM

"Al had from 'Hello." That is, to elaborate, "Hello, I speke old english and know truffleloads about Greek myths and can parse a sentence without the aid of hallucinogenic drugs and Steel Reserve."

UMFGGG and she's possibly got the most beautiful face ever. Yeah. Smitten in that girl way. "

Hel

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

JUL 11, 2003 05:01 PM

"i love al, maybe a little too much... we're getting married... as soon as i can get the pony and jewels...
:hel:"

Missy

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 11, 2003 03:14 PM

"i love al. she is the funniest girl ever.

xoxo
-missy"

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

JUL 11, 2003 02:55 PM

"Al is the rockinest. She's hardcore and badass yet cute as a button. How do you get all that into one girl?

Cherry xox"

Mei

SUICIDEGIRL

Vatican City

JUL 11, 2003 02:42 AM

"al is really really fucking smart. of course, she is beautiful and funny and awesome too, but those are all just run-of-the-mill compliments. really really smart is the very very highest compliment i know how to give.

that, and al has the most interesting philosophy of appearance i've ever heard. it makes me happy every time i think about it. it's unapologetic and beautiful and awesome."

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUL 10, 2003 01:29 PM

"Al is the raddest girl on SG...if we had a gang, she would definately be the leader. But she wouldn't be harsh leader, she would be a well-loved yet intimidating leader.

How many times can I see leader in one testimonial? many!

Al reminds us to use condoms and kicks that ass of those who say stupid things. And therefore, I am her homegirl."

Bettie

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 09, 2003 08:36 AM

"Jeeeeze, what could follow up what Sean said!!!
I don't even know AL but she gets me hot in all the right places and I do love her for that."

Sean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 08, 2003 06:33 PM

"Everyone knows Al is a genius, just like everyone knows Al has a wit like samurai sword and bigger balls then most male elephants.

And of course, we all know Al is the queen of fetish, born in latex, foreving changing the way I look at nuns.

But here's the thing about Al, even without the wit, the balls, the genius and all the latex and spikes and metal, she's just one of the most naturally beautiful and engaging people I ever met.

She has this quality about her that just makes you want to pay attention to her, listen to her, watch her as she walks across the room.

I really think al is great."

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