One of my friends from high school found me on here, but it was sorta by accident because he was looking for EMO girls.

What a whiner.

So like, on Real Sex they had a feature about male Real Dolls. Wow. They were, uh, pretty real looking. But the girls on there had bad implants, and it scared me. But then there was a bit about burlesque, and this girl was all stoked because she wasn't really a stripper... but she was, because she was actually stripping. Man, I love it when strippers actually strip. Like, I like exotic dancing, too, but it's best when they do a little tease deal. I was watching the show because I wanted to see the pony kids, but I guess I missed them. Pony girls are so cute!

At least I got to watch a scary X Files. Thank goodness I get to sleep in a bed with people tonight.

I've decided that I dress too matronly in everyday life, and that I need to spice it up on a regular basis. No, no, I wasn't inspired at all by the latino boys in the pride parade. hot damn!