SuicideGirl: Al
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NOVEMBER 8, 2006 @ 09:18 PM


Yesterday, that is, Tuesday, I received a call from Edward Furlong. He tried to tell me he was Leonardo DiCaprio, but I didn't buy it. Good lord he was charming. He'd tried to call earlier in the day but I was feeling like utter garbage and could barely even answer my phone, let alone talk on the damn thing, so he called back in the afternoon, concerned about my health, and sending get well wishes. Then our call was dropped and when he called back my phone didn't even ring. He left a voicemail in which he told me to rock out with my cock out, and I'm going to save it forever. I was so pissed that my phone didn't ring. I didn't get the chance to tell him about how I've had a crush on him since I first saw T2, and how even though skinheads make me want to vomit he was soooo hot in American HIstory X... but I'm sure he gets all sorts of calls and emails and whatnot from all sorts of beautiful women (and men, I assume) every day telling him how they want to have, like, ten thousand of his babies, and I probably would have creeped him out anyway. I know how I feel a lot of the time when people approach me on here without having ever talked to me and propose marriage... but maybe it's different for guys. Maybe he digs it every time a hot chick tells him she wants to know him intimately. I don't know. I guess I'll never know. Oh well.

Anyway, I'm going to finish chopping my photos soon so you can have some, and you can always get a drawing if you'd rather. Or both. As soon as I figure things out I'm sure I'll be offering print deals and print + drawing deals. I'm almost ready to put my auctions up, too. I've already had an offer for my rubber habit which is going for at least $150, so if you want to get it before I put it up on eBay, let me know. If you want me to draw something besides an SG, let me know that, too, and we might be able to work something out. Please, nothing where if I didn't draw the face the picture would look stupid. I just can't do faces yet, no matter how I try.

Dang, Edward Furlong. I wish I could get a cuppa coffee with him, or even just stand under an awning with him in the rain for a cigarette. Wow, I sound like a creepy stalker.

*sigh*

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mdog42

mdog42

Austin, TX
October 2005

NOV 08, 2006 09:32 PM

You can stalk me for a day. I think I'd be ok with that. tongue

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

NOV 08, 2006 09:34 PM

damn, you get out-or-the-blue phone calls from Edward Furlong?? you are mightier than i thought you were!

CommunistCanuck

CommunistCanuck

Canada
February 2004

NOV 08, 2006 09:47 PM

I thought he was dead for some reason....perhaps he just hasnt got much work lately, so it just seems that way and the fact that I dont go to very many movies any more on top of that reinforced that assumption.
Hard to say how I would react if some star who I had a crush on phoned me or missed a phone call for, I probably would not beleive it was them in the 1st place unless I saw them in person.
Not to mention who they play as actors does not neccessarily reflect who they are as a person would also temper my judgement considerably, even accounting for the hormones.
I am sure if edward furlong wants to talk to you he will find a way, lest he really is in the hole and ergo is why he hasnt been getting much work....

wyldechylde

wyldechylde

San Jose, CA
November 2004

NOV 08, 2006 10:02 PM

Wow you got to talk to your celebrity crush that's fucking cool.

If he's seen anything about you here I doubt he would think you were a creepy stalker and just for the record guys love hearing stuff like that. Its when we hear it every single day several times a day or something like that that we get worried. Hope he calls back I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

panthro

panthro

New York, NY
July 2004

NOV 08, 2006 10:10 PM

yeah i know how you feel. ever since brittney filed for a divorce from k-fed, she hasn't stopped calling me! i mean it's getting kind of annoying.

and you are way to pretty to be a creepy stalker. you're more of the psycho stalker type. wink

Maximillian

Maximillian

Los Angeles, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 08, 2006 10:29 PM

I am a juice box. I cannot tip over.

ToS

ToS

Kingston, NY
May 2003

NOV 08, 2006 10:42 PM

You know what, everyone gets a little obsessive about one thing (or person) or another...even if it's a little. It could be anything: A talent, the way one looks, the way one acts. Yeah, it can be a bit on the creepy side (depending on the delivery)...I mean shit, look where we are? We're members of an "artistic site where women can express themselves" aka "girls w/ piercings, tattoes, and good taste in clothing/music who undress so they can be exposed." I'm not complaining...I've been a member for 3 1/2 years and I consider you one of the best SGs here...I've bought a few SGs stuff from their lists (you should know, I've bought you B-day and Xmas stuff from your amazon lists in the past). I even helped out a few SGs (did you really think I needed your drawings...let alone 5 of them?) who were a bit low on funds. Why did I do this, because I cared a bit and I was able to. You talk about getting marriage proposals from complete strangers and what not. Guess what? You put yourself out there: Of course people are going to want to get to know you! You've looked in the mirror: People here see that and agree...you're mad cute! Yeah, some of the members here (or outside of SG now that you have had national exposure) may take it to higher levels, but popularity does have it's bad points. In the end, you are who you are...So Edward Furlong, huh? Funny...

traceelement

traceelement

Australia
March 2005

NOV 08, 2006 11:46 PM

so umm Al will you marry me already? wink ok ok yeah I know you didn't see that one coming a bazillion miles away. tongue biggrin

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

NOV 08, 2006 11:58 PM

Dude, DJ AM leaves me messages on text all the time....

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

NOV 09, 2006 06:23 AM

It's only creepy if that awning is for a dry-cleaners.

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

NOV 09, 2006 06:48 AM

I was wonrdering why u didnt draw faces. smile

bonedaddyjim

bonedaddyjim

San Francisco, CA
March 2003
Happyboy

Happyboy

Berkeley, CA
December 2004

NOV 09, 2006 09:30 AM

T2 was pretty cool but, I liked Pecker and Detroit Rock City even better

soph

soph

San Francisco, CA
December 2002

NOV 09, 2006 09:52 AM

Damn! Hot! biggrin

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 09, 2006 09:55 AM

I want to have a smoke in the rain with Cillian Murphy.

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