SuicideGirl: Al
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Al is the ultimate badass, state of the badass art.

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AUGUST 21, 2002 @ 07:19 PM


Wow! Getting so many comments in my journal makes me feel super special. And they were fun comments, too! AC/DC is the shit. They make me play air guitar and stick out my tongue... nothing like some good cock rock.

So I went to the eye doctor today and the assistant guy was gay and looked like a Sutherland. He was cool until the glaucoma test when I told him to tell me when he was going to do it so I could hold my eye open and he told me okay but then he just did it anyway! Without telling me! That bastard. I was bitter for a while. And then in the exam room they have this poster with all these eye problems you can get. With pictures. It made me really paranoid.

So don't forget to ask about the oral sex if the conversation is going well. It's important.

Fried: was I really full of wit and charm on Saturday night?
Comments
ChaosMonkey

chaosmonkey

New Albany, IN
OLD SKOOL

AUG 21, 2002 08:30 PM

AUGH! GLAUCOMA TEST!

Remind me to tell you sometime about the worst eye doctor experience I ever had.

I had enough problems with my eyes without someone jabbing a huge machine into them.

bletch

bletch

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 21, 2002 10:19 PM

all this talk about evil eye doctors. im glad they are in the world. vision is importent to all of us. what the world dosent need is DENTIST!! those basterds are all sadist. i fucking hate that thing they put in your teeth for the x-rays. its like a razor to my gums (Al would probly like that cause she is a kinky lass) or how they use that hook thing to rip into your gums and then question you about why your gums are bleeding. fucking basterds. ya i said it.

fith

fith

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 22, 2002 12:53 AM

*puff*

fried

fried

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 22, 2002 03:46 AM

You were goofy for sure. Charming goes without saying. I just think the environment/mood was masking the wit. I was daaamned tired. I culdn't evn spll the.

<--- Needs the good oral sex.

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

AUG 22, 2002 07:12 AM

the field of dentistry was developed for those left out of work by the decline in use of professional torturers. I firmly believe that.
Eye doctors are'nt much better...but at least they don't use drills! Why is it. I've never met a dentist or an eye doctor that struck me as honest and sincere....they seem the footsoldiers of banality...but such a neccessery evil.
oh and I LOVE the Chasing Amy reference. :-D
that movie makes me smile...until the end...then it makes me frown/smile.
" So if you like chicks, do you just stand in front of a mirror naked?" and " How big can a tongue get anyway?....Oh my God." :-)

V

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

AUG 22, 2002 11:35 AM

Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem with the dentist?

Thanks, Fried.

Azura

azura

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 22, 2002 02:38 PM

I dont mind the dentist. usually

badm0j02

badm0j02

I'm lost
August 2002

AUG 22, 2002 10:12 PM

i don't mind the dentist...except every once in a while when the hygentist uses the vacuum thingie and they suck water from a sensitive gum/tooth....uuuuggghghgghhhhhh....makes my spine dot he catipillar.

AC-DC ... All time best tune? I'd have to say mine is thunderstuck although I love just about every song on their current album too.

heh...fingercuffs are fun...

btw, love your taste in fashion. *GRIN*

fith

fith

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 23, 2002 03:21 PM

i like the dentist, the way your mouth feels for days afterwards...ahhhh
and pretty attendants sticking latex fingers in your mouth, thats great too

newlyweds

newlyweds

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 24, 2002 02:26 PM

You know, I still can't get the image of you installing controllers on old coin op video-games outta my head.

I want to see THAT photoshoot...

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