into: Fucking machines, shoes, fishnets, uniforms, robots, riding crops.
not into: Creepy Guys! Bad eyebrows, people that walk slow for no reason, onions, Gwen Stefani (she's my Mary Hart, but in a bad way) and the word "panties". Not that I don't love undies... I love undies!
makes me happy: Saying hello :)
makes me sad: Saying Goodbye :(
hobbies: Baking, eating, sitting at home in my pj's (yes, I consider that a hobby), reading anything, video games, movies & documentaries, youtube, Lego esp Star Wars, plants & gardening.
5 things i can't live without: My Willie, Oxygen, Water, Food and Shelter.. Number six is candy.
vices: Breaking your heart.
Acting bitchface or stupidly offensive.
Biting my nails and fingers.
Talking in my sleep... most of the time in Polish.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: I use to work on a corner making rainbows. Now I spend my time being perverted & proud... I'm a full time space cadet with a body built for sex and a shiny robot heart inside.
occupation: Perverted & Proud.
current crush: Buzz buzz.. spank spank.
Me.... and my shower head.
stats: "There are no stars up in the sky. All of them are right here on the ground. Look around."
body mods: Tattoos hurt! Piercings don't.
heroes: My Sister, Willie, R2D2, Liza Minnelli
gets me hot: My vagina. Hot chicks. Robots. Tall, pale, skinny, sick looking boys.
fantasy: You leaving me laying wet on the bed. Or your girlfriend. Whatever.
sign: ^^^ Bump Ahead ^^^
most humbling moment: Is mine to remember.
i lost my virginity: To a hooker with a penis.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories