into: writing, photography, stand up comedy, the election, conspiracy theories, toys, modern art, graphic art, oh & marijuana.
not into: leaving britney alone. this has unauthorized biography all over it & i am ready with my $30.00
makes me happy: peet's coffee, green tea lattes, fernet, vodka tonics, wine, bad movies, shitty books, acting foolish, butter brothers peanut butter cookies, zagarons,booska, my job, my friends, comedy.
5 things i can't live without: my mom, caffiene, perez hilton, wine, & music.
vices: heroin & crack cocaine.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: wasting my time. (that's a steven wright rip off, but true.)
gender: SG
occupation: i love my job. i am really very lucky.
current crush: michael mancini.
stats: girl+midget=gidget.
body mods: good tattoos, bad tattoos, tasteless tattoos.
heroes: woody allen, dave attell, doug benson.
gets me hot: conspiracy theories, unauthorized biographies, funny people.
favorite position: all positions that don't involve a dog & my leg.
fantasy: 110% stability.
sign: Taurus
most humbling moment: i can't pinpoint an exact moment, but everytime i fuck something up i realize i'm only human.
i lost my virginity: yesterday.
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Vegetarian
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek.
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