I just killed a humongous spider with a Victoria's Secret catalog that was laying on my desk.
I must admit..unleashing my wrath on that disgusting thing did make me feel a little better.
I dropped an absurd amount of money that I do not have on VS a few minutes ago.
Being a girl gets quite expensive...though I cannot complain.
Cute shoes, rockin' outfits, and free shit...I think I'll keep my lady bits, thanks.<3

If someone cuts me tonight I'm going to bleed chocolate milk. I've drank so much today and wtf, why?
I don't even like milk.

I'm also chewing the most amazing bubble gum ever.
It's like an explosion of rad in my mouth...yumm.

They're all fab but get Strawberry Banana.
Try it once and you'll never be the same again. It will change your life.
And it comes in the neatest little packaging. The makers of Extra are made of pure genius and win.

Who's happy right now?? ME ME ME because I just saw Silvia has a new set up.
She is ridiculously attractive to me. It's almost not even logical.



Speaking of sets, if I don't shoot a new one soon...I'm probably going to die.