
rock me mama any way you feel.
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So seriously....am I creepy enough to deserve a mask created in my likeness?!!!! Apparently, FUCK YES I AM. And I couldn't be happier. 


Of course the lovely Maslow, wears it best.
The mask has been floating around the bar since Halloween, and just about everywhere I look I'm confronted with a weird version of myself.
like.....Tarvo + creepier wig.


My friend Randy, discovered the mask and thought it would be awesome to dress as me for the holiday.
He did wear those pearls well.


The most awkward moment occurred last night in the bathroom stall, when suddenly I see these eyes peeking through the crack.


Lucky for him, I decided to share the facilities.
I want to see your Halloween Pictures....so share those bitches please!
In other happenings.....I got a new do!


What do you think? I needed a splash of something to help me deal with the cold weather that's lurking around the corner.
And again....thank you all so much for your wonderful comments on Zombie Tea Party. Keep them coming!
Don't forget....Zombie Love=True Love. 


Okay....it's relaxing bath time for me....then walking dead....then spoon time with my little man and gal.


We shall catch up soon SG! xoxo

Of course the lovely Maslow, wears it best.
The mask has been floating around the bar since Halloween, and just about everywhere I look I'm confronted with a weird version of myself.
like.....Tarvo + creepier wig.

My friend Randy, discovered the mask and thought it would be awesome to dress as me for the holiday.
He did wear those pearls well.

The most awkward moment occurred last night in the bathroom stall, when suddenly I see these eyes peeking through the crack.

Lucky for him, I decided to share the facilities.
I want to see your Halloween Pictures....so share those bitches please!
In other happenings.....I got a new do!

What do you think? I needed a splash of something to help me deal with the cold weather that's lurking around the corner.
And again....thank you all so much for your wonderful comments on Zombie Tea Party. Keep them coming!

Okay....it's relaxing bath time for me....then walking dead....then spoon time with my little man and gal.

We shall catch up soon SG! xoxo
First things first. Just in time for the best holiday of the year....The lovely Maslow and I have a multi set called Zombie Tea Party entering member review on Wednesday at 10am!!!! So if you're a fan of zombies....or....tea....or naked girls....you should totally check it out. We had a blast shooting it. I'm obsessed with all things zombie, so I'm so very thankful to have had the opportunity to create something so cool. I really hope you enjoy the set as much as we enjoyed shooting it!
Barbara....we're coming for you next.


By the way....Biting my best friend just got added to my list of favorite things to do. Swoon, that girl is beyond hot.
Oh, and someone please revoke her membership to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee because there is nothing itty bitty about those!!!!!
In other news.....
Pink Juice is still in Member Review, so if you've missed out on that melon party, there is still time to join in on the fun! A true documentation of the good times that occurred when 11 suicide girls got a cabin for the weekend.
Juicy Bottoms!!!!!!! The best kind of bottoms.


UGH....
As I type I'm reminded of the constant presence of my precious Vinny! Does anyone else have a pup that barks at them for attention?!?!? Seriously, he barks at me continuously any time I sit down. Advice please.....this barking is maddening. Lucky for him, he is a-dorable and angelic most of the time.


And since I'm sharing puppy pictures....I can't leave out this pitiful one of my Violet getting a bath. She looks upset, but don't let her fool you....she laid down in the bath shortly after this picture was taken. Haha... she is such a ham. I love them both soooo much!


I suppose that's all for now....In Halloween tradition, I'm off to continue a marathon of horror movies. Of course zombie movies are my most treasured. Here's a list of a few of my favorites: FIDO, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and Land of the Dead. What's your favorite movie?
Barbara....we're coming for you next.

By the way....Biting my best friend just got added to my list of favorite things to do. Swoon, that girl is beyond hot.
Oh, and someone please revoke her membership to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee because there is nothing itty bitty about those!!!!!
In other news.....
Pink Juice is still in Member Review, so if you've missed out on that melon party, there is still time to join in on the fun! A true documentation of the good times that occurred when 11 suicide girls got a cabin for the weekend.
Juicy Bottoms!!!!!!! The best kind of bottoms.

UGH....
As I type I'm reminded of the constant presence of my precious Vinny! Does anyone else have a pup that barks at them for attention?!?!? Seriously, he barks at me continuously any time I sit down. Advice please.....this barking is maddening. Lucky for him, he is a-dorable and angelic most of the time.

And since I'm sharing puppy pictures....I can't leave out this pitiful one of my Violet getting a bath. She looks upset, but don't let her fool you....she laid down in the bath shortly after this picture was taken. Haha... she is such a ham. I love them both soooo much!

I suppose that's all for now....In Halloween tradition, I'm off to continue a marathon of horror movies. Of course zombie movies are my most treasured. Here's a list of a few of my favorites: FIDO, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and Land of the Dead. What's your favorite movie?
Sooooo my internet is finally fucking back. AND it's about fucking time. An update, other than the iphone kind, is long overdue.
My summer was filled with a lot of rad happenings.
Visited NYC. That city totally steals my heart.
What a girl wouldn't give for a rooftop terrace...


We saw the Upper Crust play on a party boat and the best part was..... I didn't even vomit.








In August I had the pleasure of joining Maslow, Wit, Lyxzen, Alicee, Suri, Lorelei, Gadget, Dierdre, LillithVain, Tovi, and Brittan for a cabin retreat a couple of hours from home. Wow....really.....Wow.....what an AMAZING group of gals. This little getaway proved to be a total reminder of why i participate on this site.....the boobs and the brains. Geez....I adore these ladies.
Just as one would imagine....we played cards and board games...and cooked....and got naked....and played more cards....and got naked....ate some melon....and hit the town.
Dierdre and Lorelei documented our fun.....












Keeps your eyes peeled in the upcoming week...say maybe October 7th.....for many, many more melons.
In other happenings....Husband and I took a weekend trip to Charlotte to see our friends Black Tusk. These dudes are beyond awesome.


We stumbled into a polaroid photobooth. FYI....Five....is definitely the maximum number of people that should attempt this. YES.


PBR. YES.
Bye for now lovelies.
We shall catch up soon. 
My summer was filled with a lot of rad happenings.
Visited NYC. That city totally steals my heart.
What a girl wouldn't give for a rooftop terrace...

We saw the Upper Crust play on a party boat and the best part was..... I didn't even vomit.




In August I had the pleasure of joining Maslow, Wit, Lyxzen, Alicee, Suri, Lorelei, Gadget, Dierdre, LillithVain, Tovi, and Brittan for a cabin retreat a couple of hours from home. Wow....really.....Wow.....what an AMAZING group of gals. This little getaway proved to be a total reminder of why i participate on this site.....the boobs and the brains. Geez....I adore these ladies.
Just as one would imagine....we played cards and board games...and cooked....and got naked....and played more cards....and got naked....ate some melon....and hit the town.
Dierdre and Lorelei documented our fun.....






Keeps your eyes peeled in the upcoming week...say maybe October 7th.....for many, many more melons.
In other happenings....Husband and I took a weekend trip to Charlotte to see our friends Black Tusk. These dudes are beyond awesome.

We stumbled into a polaroid photobooth. FYI....Five....is definitely the maximum number of people that should attempt this. YES.

PBR. YES.
Bye for now lovelies.
Dear iPhone,
You are always around when I'm bored and feeling frisky. So very glad ours paths continue to cross.
Forever Yours,
Absolution
OoOoh!!!!! Just figured out how to upload camera phone pictures to my journal. This could get dangerous.....
In the most awesome way, of course.



