Chef serve up his own...

no asian penis size jokes please....ah what the hell.

Tommy's Lucille Bogan Love Thread

^Okay, you're back in, but you're on probation. This one. They say hand size is also rumored to predict penis size, but for me it only works with my nose and feet. *spoilers*

Post you size.

I'd like to know..since there are so many girls who are so upset about their breast size..are there any of you men who are not pleased with your penis size? (go to my profile to see my pictures of me)

What makes a man say "She's hot" And why is "Being hot" attractive?

I suppose different people have different thoughts, but I want to share some of my delusional findings with aspiration to obtain new views that can help me understand more. I am no professional. I know that geographically, I reside in a state that's fast paced and where stereotypes would claim our...

large labia is top

I think if porn has distorted anything, it's our views on average penis size. Yes, porn breasts are over inflated, but you can get a pretty good idea of how big breasts are just by walking down the street. Not so easy to do a survey of penes. As far as distorted concepts of labial size, I've...

Ask Anything!

Penis size envy...maybe Are you sleepy?

TOPIC

QUESTION REGUARDING IMPORTANCE OF PENIS SIZE

your first impression on the person before you ...

I don't think I have any idea what that means... Unless it's some sort of crack about my penis size.

PICTURE UNRELATED

*image-only*

Stick It In My Dirty Ass

THIS IS NOT ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO START A PENIS SIZE CONVO!!! but....what constitutes a small cock?? less than 6? 5? 4 inches?

2 documentaries that both genders should watch should watch

One on penis size. One on vaginas. the one on penis size is pretty decent, the part that had the girls model their ideals penis out of clay just made me more sad though. In fact, the documentary pretty much made me want to just go hide and never try to have sex with a girl agian....

Deception and consensual sex

I don't see why that should be, especially in this day and age. If someone only wants to have sex with doctors, the onus is on that person to be sure that the person they invite home is a doctor. If I have sex with a 16 year old who tells me she's 18, guess what? I'm the one that's...

MY DICK...

Where is the LARGE area of this chart ? It stops before 8", was this printed in China ?!

SG Fantasy Team Draft

I believe that "huge penis size" was a contributing factor in teamBROSA's global dominance....

Datura: Starry Eyes

I've seen catepillars, squares, blue ones, shaved and short, and nothing compares with your star. I'm am very impressed with your originality. That is art. About Kurt Vonnegut, a friend at my work, who's wife is a cousin of him. I lent him Breakfast of Champions during his annual Mexico...

Hunting linked to small peen size

source

Functions I wish my phone had

Penis size calculator.

What did you Learn today?

"my penis is too large" is a valid defense in a sexual assault case... see: Penis Used in Defence In Trial (originally from the Toronto Sun, but you gotta pay to read their stuff, so i found it on pervscan)

the truth on tits?

it's a matter of preference, like women with their partner's penis size [Edited on Mar 26, 2006 by TimeToPartyHard]

In Inches

you might have more luck getting answers with the search function. however, i can boil it down to save you time: women don't really give a shit about the size of your penis provided you have skills and personality to offer. if your dick is only an inch long that could be a problem, but it's...

What Size do Girls prefer on Average?

I don't think you understand what average means. What does 2" and 10" have to do with it? Anyway I bet you could find out the answer to your question without even posting. *spoilers* Ok I could do this all day, but I dun wanna.

SG:ST.LOUIS Recount!

Um. I don't, like... post. (Excepting, of course, a seventy-two hour period last year when I took an assortment of cough remedies and said some pretty important things about macroeconomic theory and penis size.) But I was so excited to see so many new St. Louisans that I made up clever answers...

Back in time: Please post....

What an insidious way to start a penis size thread... Darth.

Anybody Up for Some Hardcore Flirting????

Yep. Going by body to penis size ratio the human male wins by a long chalk. Aren't you the lucky ones?

Say something fucked up

I think somebody has a sick obsession with cats, is it their penis size that you relate to?

Sarah Palin Adulterer

Why she gotta flaunt his penis size like that?

Length or Thickness?

And penis size.

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup #53

Hey now! I'm a goddamn genius and I assure you that has nothing at all to do with my penis size!

Shoot 'Em if You Got 'Em!

well, that's what i read it as. None of my guns have ever killed anyone. ever. I don't want to have live with that karma, shooting someone over property is stupid. I actually greatly approve of Ohio's C&C stipulation that says i have to take every single precaution i can before firing...

Men are going to stand up and clap their hands at these penis enlargement capsules.

"An overall larger penis size also means a larger surface area, which stimulates more nerve endings." That was in the body of the message. Not only will this wonder pill increase your johnson, but you get more nerve endings to boot!

I'm laughing at you

Yeah, but it still doesn't make up for penis size.

ridiculous site features please!?

the something in common button- instantly relate to anyone's penis size, shaving, or any sg members in my town question! make new friends! possibly find true* love. *void in ohio and milwaukee

Old, Busted, and Lame

This is true. It's measured by penis size.

NEWS: Nice Try. No Cigar.

Nah, of course not. However, I do see at as above the spam I get asking me if I want to increase my penis size. Which is all I meant (I said it's not really spam. A lot of people who comment (especially those who ask "how exactly is that news?") on articles aren't always great with...

This damn size thing!

Well, I think we've already established he's not getting laid for his looks or penis size. Though he may be a colossal penis.

Goodbye SG!

I'm still amused that you brought up the penis size comment. Maybe you've never received that one.. Although I doubt spam caters to gender.

NEWS: SCOTUS Interruptus: Supreme Court Halts the Death Penalty… Kinda

You know, the last time I watched two dudes compare penis size so aggressively, I was watching a gay porno movie. So, like, make with the hot lawyer-on-lawyer sex, pronto.

NEWS: We Don't Know How To Name Dinosaurs Anymore

I am sure the once great society of Dinosaurs had corporations and they detested them as well. Now what can we learn from this? How long is it before the science community comes up with an estimate of its penis size? Oh wait, I forgot, reptiles dont have penises.

NEWS: S.C. Department of Education Separating the Men from the Gals

Holy god. This was a Simpsons episode. To the letter. Great. You just related penis size into this. Way to make your point have resonance in a discussion about sexism.

SGBoys?

Actually...penis size ratio from flacid to erect completely varies with each male...depending on the number of corpora cavernosa you have. Just thought I'd point this out...the more you know...

Words of wisdom for people new to the site

Anal sex, penis size, circumcision, threesomes, spit or swallow, shaving your junk... these topics HAVE BEEN DONE. There is no possible way for you to come up with any new variation on any of these topics that has not been posted in an existing thread already.

Post something completely irrelevant to the person above you.

The human penis size is larger than that of any other primate, both in absolute terms and when compared to body size. Take that Bubbles!

Nine inch penises

YES!!!! Finally, a thread in sex talk where guys can talk about penis size!!!

NEWS: Terrorists Should Be Allowed To Have Guns, You Commies!

A quick question - why is the right to bear arms (ignoring the recognised and accepted misinterpretation of the original intention) so fucking important to US citizens? I can understand the principle of not wanting to lose civil liberties, but carrying guns doesn't seem to have anything to do civil...

I'm a Mac and I'm a PC (from PC's perspective)

Well, for starts, it won't discriminate based on penis size.

What makes a really successful thread?

In addition to the above mentioned boobs, 'ginas, penis size, pics, and the presence of Subrosa - to make it to 100 it would help to have a couple of obnoxious n00bs to float in and out insulting Suicide girls.

NEWS: What do breasts Mean?

I remember reading at some point in a (I think the first name is Jack) Diamond book that when compared to other primates, humans have some of the largest genitalia compared to their overall body size. For example, a gorilla's dick is only an inch or two when erect. The only primate that beats humans...

Lies my health teacher told me...

My religion teacher stories are way funnier. Religion teachers said awesome shit about sex. Once my sister was in biology, though, and for some reason someone mentioned how she'd heard that, "in public schools" when they had sex education, the teachers would demonstrate how to put on a...

Artsy chicks in Dallas. Where are you? They all have a labotomy here.

I also would like some people to help me with a survey I'm doing for school about penis size.

A collaborated Guide of How to get Mind-Fucked

9)Ask the ladies what penis size they prefer.

What Size do Girls prefer on the Median?

Seriously. I want to know what the ladies out there prefer when it comes to the the absolute middle of the distribution of all penis sizes out there in the world. Knowing just the "average" is useless because it fails to control for all the penis size outliers out there. Like Ron Jeremy. Or...

shaven? or non shaven?

interesting. how do you feel about penis size?

Fake boobs

(Edited because I can't form a damn sentence) How many guys would like to add one or two inches to their penis size, if it was safe and within a reasonable cost? *counts a squillion hands in the air* I rest my case. [Edited on Apr 02, 2003 by Sorcha]

Tell the truth ladies: Men and Sex 101

hmmmm....this makes me wonder... are nice guys terrible lovers? why do girls not like nice guys? does penis size matter? shaved or not shaved? why can't other guys be better lovers? i am, however, a nice guy with an edge. I have a big penis (not too big, but just right), and can satisfy any lover...

International size standards for condoms anybody?

Sorry dude, but if anything Anglo-Saxons and non-Moorish Europeans in general are historically known for smaller genitalia compared to the rest of the world. Not that I'm an expert in physiology or ethnic variation in penis size or anything, or that it really matters, but this is weak circumstantial...

Stupid People

YOU FORGOT CIRCUMCISION AND PENIS SIZE

Pubic Hair

Some guys brag about their penis size, some brag about their pube size?

Damage is hot, right?

No, he's just uncoordinated. YOU GUYS: This wasn't meant to be one of those "what do you think about penis size? By the way, mine is this big..." kinds of threads. It's "what do you think is hot?" not "this is me, tell me I'm hot." Less self-aggrandizement,...

Penis SIze Debate Redux

Beig a guy, I have a passing interest in penis size as it relates to sexual fulfillment of women. I feel that my own womb-broom is more than adequate - 6 1/4 to 6 1/2 inches, depending on how hard I press on the ruler when measured from the top. Girth is approximately equal to the inner dimensions of...

Small dicks....

No... there's a scatter graph out there somewhere from some study on the relation between flaccid and erect penis size that indicates that average guys that are smaller flaccid can increase in size over 300% when erect, while more "hung" guys will in general have a less than 10% increase...

Labia!

So hot! I'd eat it... Maybe this is payback for all the guys that have ever worried about their penis size, haha... the amount of stress put on that is a topic all it's own. But then women already have to deal with society's flawed standard of the "ideal woman". Personally I...

Go long for Jesus

wait wait wait they don't base their insurance charges on penis size? O.O then why did my insurance angent ask to see me naked and erect :'(

a man's worth.

Only another 13841 penis size threads to go until penis size gets its own board! EDIT: Too many its. [Edited on Aug 08, 2005 by fpkk]

Line-Gina

There are half a million threads about penis size, cut or uncut, body hair, pubic hair all for the fellas, and if i wasn't so lazy, I'd give you a laundry list of links.

Skinny guys get in here

Yeah, weighing alot or being very skinny has nothing to do with your penis size. I think some people don't know that. There are big muscular guys with tiny penises, and skinny guys with giant penises.

Please keep your mouth closed and your eyes open until you have something to say based in fact

I don't like the idea of posting some ones journal on the boards. If Lillith had wanted her opinion voiced here she would have posted here. You posting her opinions just so you have something to bark at shows just how inferior your brain and penis size is.

Any girls here like being teabagged

that happened to me. while he was erect. funny thing is, it wasnt so much the lack of penis size he had that killed it for me, but how he kept apologising to me...

Haiku and sex too

your pantameter may be correct,with that said, your poesis stinks. Lucy, forget him, he lies about penis size, passion, is MY claim!!

NEWS: It Would Be So Much Easier if Women Just Didn't Exist

man talk about a bunch of people insecure about their penis size.

NEWS: Of Cock and Pesticides

A zoologist from the University of Florida contends that increased use of pesticides have detrimental effects on the reproductive systems of humans and animals. Egg hatching rates, hormone levels, and decreased penis size have all been associated with pesticide use. There’s nothing more depressing...

big big penis

more to do with human behaviour than penis size.....

Penis Foot Automobile

Shoe Size: 11 Erect Penis Size: 8-9 Inches (pending on how excited I am, and how much energy I have) Flaccid Penis Size: I don't know or care, all I know is I am constantly amazed at the difference between size during this state and the other. I would take a measurement, but I'd have to find...

Ejaculate for distance

A weird question came to mind..... Do any of the women here (or men I suppose) know if there is a difference in how far ejaculate will travel from a long penis compared to a short one? I was thinkin the muscles that cause the semen to spurt is in the body (not the penis), so does a longer penis slow down...

How does gay sex really work?

I don't mean to bring up the whole n00b thing, but seriously...why is it always new people that post these sorts of threads? You can almost peg it before you read the post. And I'd guess order is based on penis size, which we all know is directly linked to dominance.

What pisses you off about porn?

I think the media creates unrealistic expectations of penis size. We males can't conform to those images, and we end up depressed and such. But seriously, what's with all the ugly guys? In what kind of strange, evil world can a man like Ron Jeremy become a porn star? Sure, he's hung...

Make a vagina!

As far as penis size is concerned, I don't believe that only "small" penises would fit in a TP tube. Men in porn have unusually large penises and you could easily slip a TP tube round those cocks. If a cock is thicker than a TP tube the member would have to be a good 13 inches to maintain...

friends suggestion!!

It used to tell you how many friends people had, but sadly no reference to penis size.

When we measure our wangs...

Yay...another penis size thread in disguise...

whatever

Penis-size questions a-plenty?

Swiffer! Swiffer Good! Why DEVO? Why?

"Talkin' bout my constipation" would have been better than them selling the song "Happy Jack" to sell the Official Car of Penis Size Insecurity, the Hummer.

NEWS: AOL Releases Top E-mail Spam Subjects of 2005

my favorite spam message of all time was "she is thinking of becoming a lesbian because of your erectile dysfuntion" 99% percent of my spam is either to increase my penis size, give me an erection, or give me the ability to get an erection.

Shower sex?

in my experience, my enjoyment of shower sex depends entirely on my partner's height and his penis size. too tall or too small and it's just not working.

NEWS: Gene Found That May Affect IQ in Males

No one cares. Now, if it was a gene that increased penis size by 20%...

the Penis

breast size matters not to me, does penis size matter to you?

Sorry

okay. look at me, not being an ass. people don't hate you. well, maybe a few of them do, but probably a bunch of them/us are just annoyed that you constantly bring up your penis size, or something along those lines. we don't hate you, we're just like 'oh look it's the penis size...

Titfucking Opinions

How does your penis size make it a national pasttime?

New Here!

I would like to but you have to give us more than that. Please start a thread with a title such as: "Hey ladeez! wannna hav a threesum?" or something in a similar vein. Perhaps a thread about penis size or wether or not we like shaved pubic hair. thanks and welcome to the site

SOAD's "mezmerize" bad reviews?

not like it hasn't been pointed out before, but that's not a song about penis size. i don't think the band is commercial at all. they never have been. they don't even have an actual logo. their only merchandise is standard tshirt/hat/wallet stuff. they're not selling Halloween...

The Official "I HATE MISTERSATAN" Thread

You think you can make up for lack of IQ, penis size and general personal hygiene with a high post count?

"is it in Yet!?"

i like cocks that are attached to men that never bring up penis size importance on the interweb.

confess!

I am a lesbian and I feel ashamed when someone has a bigger/longer tongue than me. I think this is the female version of guys comparing penis size. This one is just gross I went to go watch a movie with my boyfriend. It was a daytime show so there were not too many people in the theatre. A few seats...

Hi...and stuff.

Hello. Well, you can spell, you have posted this thread in the appropriate board, you haven't mentioned penis size... you've made an excellent start! Now all you have to do is withstand extreme levels of stupidity and sarcasm and you're home free. Welcome!

say hi to me

hello. i am meaney's roommate, MessyJessy and I'm new here; so say hi to me...dammit! He already told me not to start a thread about penis size. And not to start a thread about shaving. And not to start a thread about sticking it in the dirty ass and/or spreading "teh" leg.

You don't like crazy music...

PLUS - every guy in the world would have a really small wang. Until 1956 the average male penis size was just 3 inches. Now that figure is up to a whopping 18 inches. If your man doesn't measure up, he needs him some Elvis. Elvis Presley, ladies and gentleman. Helping men's joob-joobs grow since...

hi

Yeah, for the love of god, do not start another penis size thread. Remember this and you'll go far.... welcome to the site

"marriage material"

Penis size.

Conservatie Values Group?

It's also about penis size and whether the ladies like guys shaved "downstairs".

California Get Together???

I'm gonna be in SF Wed, Thurs, and Friday. Anyone want to shave my balls and compare penis size?

the BIGGEST penis size thread

NOT REALLY In fact, I thought this would be a great place (after the actual threads) to post your disgust and frusteration with the on going penis size threads.... already this is the 3rd penis size thread in one day!!!!! it is almost always a noob that starts them, so is there anything that can be...

Help getting sex! - confidence

You're lucky you got this thread started on the day that two other n00bs decided it was time to start penis size threads. Otherwise you would have been buried under a bunch of posts way more sarcastic than mine. I always find developing a thick skin helps with confidence. So just get insulted a lot...

Things a nooB shouldnt do?

DO NOT start any penis size threads!!!! or "hey, what flavor does your cum taste like?" bullshit

Ladies: Do you even care anymore?

I mean, whenever I see "Ladies: <insert 'length/girth', 'spit/swallow', spread teh leg', etc...>" I immediately pass that thread up. Can we just move on? And for those of you who require a helping hand: Penis size, does it matter? Get a life. Spit or Swallow? Who...

Prehistoric dildo!

You know, I was waiting for that, and I had my retort all prepared at one point. Now I'm drawing a blank, but I assure you it involved my massive, sturdy, and fearsome wang. All I mean to say is, it seems to me that these days, and perhaps I'm wrong, most dildos resemble the current average...

male genital abuse

For the same reason that there are a dozen threads about penis size and a cartful of others involving men's genitals.

how big is too big?

Hurray! A PENIS SIZE THREAD!!!

NEWS: Tough Dog On the Lam

Not surprising in the least. It's quite apparent that you don't feel the need to increase your penis size by owning her. (please note the penis/status symbol reference)

Donate Your Penis To Science!!!

Ok a colleague and I are currently conducting a scientific study on men around my age... First and for most this is a REAL study and we need TRUTHFULL answers! If you're down here is what I need from you... Age. Height. Weight. And Penis size lenth and girth hard. If you don't have a tape measure...

NEWS: Cops, Hunters Occasionally Pricks; Seek Bigger Wangs

I thought the weak relation between hand/feet size and penis size was that there is a weak releation between the bigger the person the bigger all associated appendages, including the dick.

How Much Do You Tell Yoru Friends?

I have slipped up and revealed embarrasing details like cup size, penis size, embarrasing things muttering during coitus, and other such things in common conversation. And I always feel bad afterwards, because the old saying, two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead is very accurate.

Shut up about your cock size already

Again, it might make you feel special to think this thread is a response to your specific thread, but it ain't. Sorry.

Another lame size thread

There seems to be a big discrepancy between womens thought on penis size depending on who they are talking to. Publicly ive only heard females whos reputation was questionable (only a small hand full) say that they like their men gigantic. But for the most part when women speak in a setting where both...

guys rules for women

Leave me alone, and tell your buddies I like my penis size as it is!

I am so good in bed

You're okay in bed, but honestly nothing to brag about. Okay penis size, okay stamina, you do what needs to be done and then you get out. You just don't make the effort.

Help me understand.

must be penis size complex... beats looking at corvettes

Asian Pussy

i think this whole issue is like the penis size issue. Who the fuck cares?

How about...how long is too long?

that's a tough question. i can have sex for hours and never get tired, sometimes that's what i want, but sometimes a quickie is just right. it depends on the mood. the best thing is to be having sex with someone who knows how to read you and vise versa, then you never have to think about it.

Well, that about wraps it up for remakes...

Ok, I'll apologize. It is rather annoying when people do nothing but rail against a movie that a thread is dedicated to. BUT, it's also annoying to see a new thread dedicated to the same subject on every single page (ex: penis size on the sex talk boards). I'm sorry but I do hope you can...

Penis size debate

"women don't really give a shit about the size of your penis provided you have skills and personality to offer. if your dick is only an inch long that could be a problem, but it's far more likely that you'll find a woman who has trouble with a ten incher than otherwise." "or...

Do you ever reply to spam mail?

Yeah i've added 2-3 inches to my penis size in a matter of weeks!! If you don't beileve me..read a testimonial from this one dude. Yeah.

NEWS: Xtreme Men "Not Attractive"

I'm pretty sure it means you're about 4 inches, but girthy. I could be wrong, though. My X-TREME-to-penis-size conversion chart is a couple of years old.

I found these results interesting.

Any "self-reported" penis size study is completely useless. *spoilers*

NEWS: Next Stop, Jurassic Park

I want to see rival gangs fight it out on Dinosaur back. Saddle-em up! but seriously, if those people who say carbon 14 dating is bad and that our understanding of radioactive elements and decay is seriously flawed, perhaps nuclear weapons don't work at all! Maybe they increase penis size! I'm...

Where do you measure the dick from?

penis size worried me when i was in seventh grade. Now it really a non-issue. I still have a small penis.

girls , if you had a penis....

Just incase anyone is curious, the whole foot size=penis size thing is a myth that comes from Renaissance Europe. At the time there was a fashion trend of pointed shoes. And they would say that the longer the point the bigger the guy. That is were we get that myth from even today. It means nothing...

Well-Endowed Boyfriends

I used regular size condoms, up until last month. They always went on tight, which wasn't the problem, but after it would would be kind of sore at the base. I think I still have a ring around my dick from those things. Last month my wife convinced me to buy magnum sized condoms, which I didn't...

SG MANNERS

Here is the thing, everybody. It's not that the people who have been around forever are elitist necessarily, but that they've seen about a thousand "DO U PREFFER SHAVED?UNSHAVED", "DOES PENIS SIZE MATER", "IM LONELY AND NEED FREINDS" threads. The first couple...

Sex Aptitude Test

18, and I got very bored halfway through the math questions and answered the one about penis size without reading the question.

Jon Stewart commentary

i read the article. now the question is where to start. i guess the first irritating part is the insult directed at the audience of this show. i believe he used the term "vegetative." if i remember correctly, bill o'reilly made this same statement, and was summarily chastised upon the...

what piercings on guys

My boyfriend has his lower belly button. I think it is hot and not at all "gay" but I'm sure some people will disagree. My boyfriend also has teeny ta-tas and has them pierced. I think it is hot, but I'm sure some people will disagree. My exboyfriend had a PA and it's, in my opinion,...

ok everyone, i have an announcement...

Well, the internet has made postcount the new trans-gender penis size, so enough of your false humility! I'm the opposite. I've been a member for nearly 9 months and have made less than 100 comments. That's what happens when you join a community of like-minded people who beat you to your...

The unstoppable 501

*OBLIGATORY PENIS SIZE EXAGGERATION JOKE*

NEWS: Penis Size Tied to Intellegence by Insane Professor

The bitter fight over the size of a man’s cock (and it’s need in society) will never be resolved. But whenever pseudo-academic science takes over, it always leaves the people who are engaged in bitter discussion a bit disengaged from their own stupidity. For instance, take into account the work of Dr.

NEWS: Increase the Size of Your Litigious Penis!

A New Jersey man is suing a manufacturer of herbal penis enlargement pills because the pills simply do not work as advertised. Obviously, we all know that cock enlargement pills are like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny: if it was possible to increase the size of your penis by taking a pill, men would...

How thick is too thick?

Oh, man... I used to laugh when everyone would start to complain about all of the re-hashed thread topics that seem to inevitably pop up with new members..."what's the big deal?", I'd think. Well...now I understand what people were complaining about... Dear kyodai21 - not to worry,...

the 105 is a bunch of limp dick donkey fuckers

oh yes yes...and you must also check his penis size at the door

big dicks in porno

Personally, I prefer lesbian flicks, or female masturbabtion flicks, but I won't speculate on the meaning of how your relating to a porno is dependent on penis size in the flick. That said... you did not specify whether "how into a porn" you are is DIRECTLY or INVERSELY proportional. ...

Forum Fodder: 2005 Sign Up LIst

Okay, as sometimes it is difficult for us to find your threads right away, we would appreciate it if you would leave a quick post here if you've just done any of the following things. 1. Posted a request for a threesome. 2. Posted a shitty poem for us to read. 3. Posted looking to hook-up (read:...

A sexual logistic question

Umm, no, not really. I don't get jealous of other men's penis size. I don't really care. I'm no John Holmes, but I'm happy with mine, and wish every other man was too.

Ruined girls

This is me heading that shit off at the pass: Individuals have different opinions about what they like in regard to every topic, including penis size. There is no such thing as an answer to this question. Do you think that will work?

ribbed, for YOUR pleasure

I can't see why not. There are 87 kajillion penis size enhancing products on the market and even men with normally sized penises are buying them because they're so completely terrified that they're too small. "Buy ribbed, Pencil Dick."

Turn any photo into an iPod ad silhouette!

Sounds to me like he's composing a post about penis size or gay sex for Dirty Talk.

An attempt to bring intelligence up

its probably been posted but... the *worldewide* average penis size is 5.64 inches erect. i'll think of more later when i'm feeling better.

Board Gripes And Sugestions

Why do huge threads need to be capped? Your reason covers some, but not all threads. Are the threads that don't need to be capped going to be closed too early just because you think long threads are cumbersome? What is a good number of posts at which threads should be capped? Is that number suitable...

NEWS: Germans Don't Use Condoms Correctly: PSA with Happy Ending

A German condom manufacturer’s survey of 2500 men has found that most German men wear the wrong size of condom with over half of respondents wearing condoms that were too big. So, the manufacturer has asked that men measure their erect cock and purchase condoms that fit them in observance of World AIDS...

Smaller Condoms

Your poor boyfriend. Just had his small penis size broadcast to the world.

How Tall Are You?

That guys who brag about their penis size actually have laughably tiny weiners??? [Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by _Julie_]

Hey Ladies, lil help

Yeah, tell me about it. It's just not a true "hey ladies" thread without some crude sexual question, usually about penis size, and a resulting train-wreck of a snark fest. *shakes fist at thread for providing no such bemusement past placing the Beastie Boys song in my head*

A question for the guys

dude... was that actually serious? i wouldn't like something penis size to be stuck into my asshole let alone others without serious preparation. unless the girls you've been fucking have been drunk, unconscious, or have very stretchy assholes from previous experience?? [Edited on Aug 31, 2004...

condom expiration dates

I heard condoms shrink with age and over time, usage of expired condoms can lead to a reduction in penis size.

Big penis or great lover?

So a 12 year long friendly feud between me and a friend of mine is that I have an average size dick and I’m a great lover(2 ex-girlfriends offering me money for sex and staying with me just because the sex was good), and he is a clumsy minute man with an above average size dick. This all started when...

How big is your cock?

A female friend of mine said the funniest thing ever the other day, to which I had an awesome reply: Her: "Why is it that the average penis size is just about six inches, and yet every guy I've ever met has told me his is at least eight inches." Me: "#1, all guys are liars. #2 that...

NEWS: If You Despise the H2, You'll HATE This

when you buy one of these truck i wonder if they actually measure you penis size to insure your under the 2" limit.

what you look for in a girl/guy

So most people would say personality, but I'm really going to have to go with penis size on this one. (I'm kidding.) (Mostly.)

small tits?

I've found the best way for guys to think about women getting implants is to try and imagine if just walking around, everyone could see your penis size. If you found that you were smaller than almost everyone around, your confidence might take a hit. As for the tits, anything beyond a handful is...

NEWS: British Cleric Approves of Targeting Children

And it plays that crazy moral equivalency game where somehow pointing out that this fuckwad saying what he's saying so close after the events in Russia in recent weeks is somehow understandable and somewhat acceptable because "Hey man, there are racists everywhere..." You can technically...

when boys say....

To be honest, I've never said that to a girl before. It strikes me as an odd compliment. I think it just depends on the guy; if you trust him, you'll know he means it. Actions speak louder. I assume that girls can say similar things, about penis size and how good you were, etc. Sometimes...

Imaginary girlfriends

I smell a new marketing opportunity for SG- members, for a mere $8 extra per month, you can pretend that an SG is your girlfriend! She'll send you email! Respond to your journal! Stop belittling you in threads about penis size!

Fuck your super fashionable kicks!

You know what they say about big feet......big socks I remember hearing something about a more accurate relation between hand size and penis size.

How much head is TOO much?

This is so because the whole reason men go bald is an over-active production of male hormone; the same hormone that controls penis size durring adolecence, AND help with sperm production

dirty haikus

i have a small cock but penis size matters not it's how you use it right?

Lets see some cocks with size noted

uhm...trying to show off my penis size?

Most contentious topic on SG?

Isn't it breast size? Or penis size?

something really weird happened

hey everybody, my cock is pretty big, and then it got bigger. isnt that weird? penis threads are lame. penis size threads are lamer. i dont know what this is

Big Dick......

wait...a hug can confirm penis size? please enlighten me.

Condom sizes: getting smaller?

So, my SO and I recently had to switch birth control methods because of a gap in her health coverage from switching health plans. I haven't bought condoms in probably four years or so I ended up picking regular Durex, I think maybe the lubricated ones. However, on my first try with them, it was,...

Smallest dick size allowed

Funny thought………..to all the (straight) guys. One of my roommates in college is gay. (He has seen a lot of dick) After a conversation it occurred to me that almost all us straight guys have not seen any erect penises (and don’t want to at all) other than our own and watching porn. We have a penis...

NEWS: Bangin' The Gavel

Donald Thompson, 57, a district judge in Oklahoma, has been accused of "moral turpitude" by the state's attorney general. He is accused of masturbating in open court and some other... well... interesting court motions: I know that the judicial process can be really boring, but there have...

Why Skinny Boys?

i can clarify for you that body size has NOTHING to do with penis size.

How much Junk E-mail do you get in a day??

I get hundreds as well. I've begun marking next to everything as spam instead of just deleting. It has toned it all down a bit. But sometimes I am curious whether or not I COULD make my penis size larger...I bet I'd get a lot of money from the government doing tests and stuff. Or if Mary Ellen...

guys: penis enlarging pills?

i think these pills have more to do with guys insecurities than actual need for bigger weeners there is alot of info i think on how penis size isn't SO important, though i guess it can make a diffrence, i'll stop now before my ignorance embarrises me

Tongue frenulum - who else has one?

awww great its bad enough that there's an over abundance of "insecure about my penis size" threads on this site, but now there's "insecure about my tongue size" threads?!?! what the hell else can guys find on their bodies to be insecure about because its not as big as they'd...

What condom is the best?

From what I can tell they all say that. Apparently men are so insecure with their penis size, that condom manufacturers only make "LARGE", "MAGNUM", and "SUPER JUMBO SIZE".

Killer Instinct in Men and Women

This is somewhat anecdotal, but there was a recent documentary on Ron Jeremy (Pornstar). Aside from illustrating some of the significant differences between how sex workers are perceived and how they are (ok, he is) in private life, there were also numerous clips from his public appearances. I do remember...

Cheney Wows 9/11 Commission

... I just now got the joke. Feel free to berate me and my penis size.

Desktop Organization

the list should be separated by: hair length level of personal hygiene penis size preference bad habits and what kind of cheese they like that would be awesome. pic0

Value of virginity...

A lot of the same stuff that's being talked about in here. The ideology of waiting, chances you've given up, what other people think, people asking when is too late, the usual stuff us V's think about You should join, I don't think there are nearly enough hot girls in there. [Edited...

Aunt Flo

Your clever comeback astounds me. Truly, so original. I insulted your penis size, and you told me I was wrong. Truly, you are a comic genius. Why did I ever try to start anything with you?

Hey Ladies! anal for it or against it?

Whatta gal... You know, when I first joined the boards here, lo so many years ago, and people were making fun of the overwhelming number of certain threads, like penis size, anal sex, etc, , I was like, "Gee, what's the problem?" Now, I gotta say - "Ohhhhh. I get it." I will...

SIZE 14

the shoe size - penis size conversion chart now with international sizes! If this were true, i might actually have a bit of self-esteem...but alas.....it still rules though!

How big can your snake get?

reading the topic of this thread brought something perverted to mind immediately, and curiousity got the best of me because I clicked on the link despite the horrors of a detailed discussion of penis size. thank god I was wrong. that game pisses me off, I always run into the damned wall cause he won't...

Does size matter?

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Johnny Wadd

this should make us all feel better, guys. from ask Bizzare mag.com What was the biggest penis size in record? DR MIKE: : Most people seem to reckon 70s US porn star John Holmes was the proud owner of the largest dick on record. Holmes's fabled 14-inch endowment (which didn't stop him dying...

Ladies, Please Define......

sorry...not trying to be rude. but the visual you just inspired is of some random guy, sporting a chub stands next to his monitor with a pencil to mark the length, ankles shrouded by his pants and his ass in the *scrunch* position.... Good thing I have a 17" monitor couple of thoughts come to mind...

they say lesbians like women's hands

Great, not only do I have to worry about penis size, I have to worry about finger size, too?

Incompetant Sex Partners

As long as I'm near the statistical median of the penis size bell curve, I'm happy. I also like to pretend that girth and enthusiastically flailing ineptitude helps.

Smut Peddler appreciation thread

It's not your job that matters, we just care about penis size.

213 Things Skippy Can't Do

115. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me. (image)

Kim Possible

Well, you can only watch those badly acted informercials that tell me how I can get a video of drunk college cuties doing acts they hope their parents won't see, how to increase by breast size or penis size without surgery, how to get money from Ebay, and that damn bad "New Sound of Worship"...

the size of my cock

I am actually required by law to post a picture of my cock in penis size threads (which crop up with alarming regularity). Enjoy!! (image) [Edited on Aug 31, 2003 by Anger]

"SIZE"

You know, the thing that bothered me about what's-his-face's threads at the beginning isn't that he used his first few posts on penis-size threads (and, aside from the two he used on the "dirty underwear" thread, he has only posted in penis-size threads). Nor is it that he didn't...

Love, with the butt sex missing.

I beg to differ, I truely believe a womans willingness to have "butt sex" relies entirely on the man's penis size and not her size. put that in your pipe!

I was born with the caul

why the hell is everybody bein all prick-tastic to this guy? he was just starting a topic, at least it's not "what's yer favortie color" or "does penis size make a difference" like we usually get. ugh. i think it's refreshing change of pace as far as topics go, i've...

Does Foreskin count for length?

Best. question. ever. Everyman should be required to post his penis size in his profile. With and without foreskin.

What makes musicians sexy???

Because the size of my bass has direct correlation with my penis size. I'd say it depends who you talk to. Obviously there are the groupies, but it's hardly fair to say any girl who finds a musician attractive a groupie. I'd definately agree with passion. Knowing that someone's...

schwarzenegger makes me sick

"...and pushing your gas prices into the stratosphere with several tons worth of penis-size insecurity. (Yes, we have seen that picture. We consider it inconclusive at best.)" huh?

How many posts do you have to have before...

Yeah, and I forgot "penis size".

Bling Bling

i'm not surprised that this has caused a lot of negative comment on the guy... but you can bet that if it was about the size of his cat or if his town was really named something (or other non-jealousy provoking "i'm right"isms) & he took a picture to prove it, people wouldn't...

safe sex AND responsibility?- what IS "RESPONSIBLE"??

Just as bad. NEXT! ok ok, I'm not small, I'm 6' even. as for being ugly, that all depends on your perspective. I do have a pic on my profile. I don't think I'm ugly, pretty average looking. Though I have been described as hot on more than one occasion. As for penis size, well...

the origins of racism

The real cause of racism is jealousy over penis size.

Refinance your Breast Enlarger in Berlin...

Dear spam, I am perfectly happy with my penis size.