Anal sex.

You'd get more anal sex if you were. *spoilers* (image)

Anal sex overhyped? Or is it a non issue?

OMG. YOU GUYS. ♥

WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?!

Well, I've never been bashful, so I wont start now. I just had successful anal sex for the first time ever. My boy and I have been trying for a while, but it always hurt too much. We only ever got it halfway in (he's rather large ). But I really wanted to try, so today I told myself that...

How long has it been? the second cumming: Anal sex

So how 'bout it, folks? How long as it been since the anal sex? Um..Friday night around midnight.

Stick It In My Dirty Ass

Huh. Sort of reminds me of the threesome I had, where I took the anal position because I had a smaller cock than her boyfriend. Of course, it turned out that I was better than he was at vaginal sex too despite the size difference, so he can keep his extra inches. *chuckle*

Anal Sex: For and Against

i think anal sex is highly overrated by men, and highly underrated by women. boys: stop obsessing, it's very desperate. girls: invest in some lube and give it a try. you might like it....

anal first timers...

From the Cheerleader 666 website... "The Vice Guide To Anal Sex", or "Chicks Who Are Down With The Brown"

All anal.

I haven seen that much about anal sex on this board.. did a search but the search feature isn't doing shit for me. I've tried it a few times, and I really don't have an established opinion on it yet... I don't think I relaxed enough to fully enjoy it. It wasn't "gross"...

Thoughts on anal without lube

I'm curious about what females think of anal sex without the use of lube. I used to assume those who were into it would insist on it, but I met a girl the other night who blew that preconception to hell. So, is it uncommon for women to like it dry? (not even a condom) As a side note, the whole thing...

"nobody wants to marry up the butt girl"

No, it's not true. You can save yourself for marriage if that is what feels right to you, but no man worth a damn will decline to marry you because you've had sex, anal or otherwise. If he does he is sexist and has double standards and probably a lot of other issues.

Anal Sex

Anal Sex... Is it that degrading towards women? or is it fear of being bragged about later. Thoughts and feelings and ideas on Anal sex & toys...? [Edited on Feb 25, 2003 by TOR]

Ladies - Anal Orgasms?

Damn bored tonight. Do any of you ladies have orgasms from anal? I'm not really asking about a different type of orgasm, but just a regular type orgasm, although any truely different "anal orgasm" stories would be of interest. My wife did like once when I got the occasional treat, but...

Ladies do u really like ANAL sex??

Ladies, do you really like the SEARCH function? [Edited on Dec 12, 2005 by Destro]

A question for the guys

So, guys... when you are fucking a girl from behind and you pull out for a second (to keep from coming, or to change posistions, or whatever) and you go to put it back and instead of sticking it back where it was you kind of bump it against her ass, or rub it against her asshole, and she has to say "hey!"...

Anal Sex

Hi, The other night I had anal sex with my girlfriend for the first time. We didn't use lube, and we didn't even have to do anything to ease it in - everything went fine. There wasn't hardly any pain for her either, and I know for a fact that she had never done this before. This doesn't...

Anal Sex Yes, Anal Sex No?

anal sex yes. when done right...

um.... so...

anal... nope... i just dont see what i'm gonna benifit from doing that... chicks tell me... what do you feel and why would you do it.. and guys why would you do it or have it done... seriously why should i do this... am i missing out big time?

Hey Ladies! anal for it or against it?

I was having this conversation with a couple of my girlfriends at dinner last night about anal sex.The one who brought it up was for anal sex but the other was against!.....in my experiences out of 4 of my long term relationships only one was even willing.Yet I had a 4 month relationship with a gal who...

What is so great about the ass anyways?

Funny, I recently had to defend my butt love to a close female friend of mine. It's not something that can be explained very easily, I guess. Different people are just attracted to different things. It's not even easy for a guy to fully explain why he likes tits sometimes, etc. Just because...

Anal Sex

Why is it such a taboo subject with women? I don't see why it's such a big deal. Whether it's analingus, or actual anal intercourse, it seems that women are too cautious about it, while they don't give a 2nd thought to having vaginal intercourse. Am I wrong on this? Comments please....

Rimming

I love it, personally. But then again I'm all about the anal foreplay in general...

Taking it in the ass....

So my boyfriend and I have tried anal sex a few times and it feels okay, but not great. However, i'm down to keep trying until it gets better but i was wondering if anyone has any tips on how to ease things a bit. Like, certain lube i should use (the one we got sucks), or positions that make it easier...

how good is anal sex?

Pretty good.

Kinkiest fetish you will admit to.

I'm pretty boring with the fetishes. I just like all the porno stuff... anal and group sex and money shots... stuff like that.

anal: what's the big deal?

because there aren't enough threads on this topic... this is mostly directed to the guys. does anal feel better than vaginal for you, or is it just the idea of being dirty? i, personally, prefer cock in my vagina although i'm not against a little backdoor action. your take on it?

Naughty Confessions

DIRTY LITTLE CONFESSIONS fill in yours 1. How old was the oldest person you've kissed or fucked? 41 years old and we had sex, I had a little crush on him. It didn't feel wierd like I thought it could have 2. How many times have you cheated? I've cheated several times.

i jus t goy iy in the ass

Believe me, I love some good ol' butt humpin. But there are easier ways to check for colon cancer........

Vaginal or anal?

10/16. The problem is that you never get to see their 'anal faces.,' so you have no basis of comparison.

Anal

Off the fisting course and back to the dick.......wats the anal agenda like for people......and im curious to no, wats the best position to climax during anal, cos i cant seem to......nm that.....cant seem to ANY way sept for with myself

Kinkiest/Wildest first date sex

What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done on a first date? Was there a second date? Me? I've been shut down going for anal twice, but did manage a lil light bondage (wrists tied to ankles - good for deep doggie). And yes there was a second date. Inn fact, we're currently working on our...

Things you hate about porn

Since JohnSalisbury was worried about starting it, here we go. Is there something that really bothers you when you see it in a porn? My girl has got this DVD that is somewhere between pro and amatuer. It's all good if we are both watching it, but I tried watching it when I was alone... Bad Idea.

What won't you do?

THIS is your confession? THIS is what you did? I was hoping for an "I said I would never do anal, buuuuut" story. [Edited on Jun 02, 2005 by hopey]

Anal SEX!!!

So anywayz...um i gave my GF anal today..just to let you guys know i KNOW you all wanted to know...and both of us LOVED it first for both of us with the "booty pumpin" anyone else enjoy? i remember a gay man once told me it feels like ur taking a huge crap..then again ill never experience...

anal sex

i was just wondering...i saw another thread that was talking about anal sex it said... "if you do it right it feels good" "you have to gradually work up to it" so a finger really makes me feel uncomfortable and hurts,..does he just keep doing that until i feel more comfortable because...

What pisses you off about porn?

I miss the cheesy, transparent story lines of the 1970s. Now everything is specialty porn with different ethnicities or mixes of genders or sexual organs 3 asian chicks with giant anal orifices being fucked by a dude with a horse-sized cock! Surely there's a story that can be told there...make them...

anal sex, I'm scared... help!

OK, I'm not against anal sex, it just scares me. i have tried it a couple of times and I don't know if it was the abundance of girth of my partner, not enough relaxation or what, but it was a little akward. For those of you who are versed in this pleasure, I'm looking for tips, because...

Request DENIED.

i don't think i would give anal to anyone.... just the whole big nasty stink hole thing, ya know? (image)

Top 3 favorite fetishes

choking/gagging anal sex watching certain women smoke

Bend Over Boyfriend?

COCK

The Butt-Hole

I dont really care if my girl does whatever to my ass. If she wants to fuck with it... go ahead... Im indifferent. Getting fucked with a strap-on is a little out of my range though. If I ever decided to let her have a go at it, the strap on better be hung like a kitten. Im open minded, but anal pain is...

cum on or in?

I know this is a different thread, but you consider people who have had anal sex a virgin? I think we need to consult Clinton on this one. I agree with him that I don't consider oral sex real sex, but the butt. I think virgin status is in question!

giving it to him

Sounds like you're choosing the wrong guys... hint hint... To expand on what you said, I think that mainstream porn portrays anal sex as a dominant act, which it can be but does not have to be. And the homophobia is obvious. So for most guys it turns out that they would feel either gay or...

TOP 5 Best Fucks/Sex Moments I've Had

1. The first time I had sex was with my first love. 2. Getting road head the first time. 3. 12 hour marathon (with breaks of course) with two girls 4. Actually about tw weeks ago I was picked up by a stunning young woman at a bar. We went home and there was fisting, anal, biting hair pulling and cumming...

Ass Play Anyone?

i used to not like to fuck girls in the ass. probably cause i never really had a girl that wanted to. but not to long ago. i had this girl. and she probably only had sex 3 times before me. we both were drinking that night. it was probably the 3rd time we had sex since we met. anyway. i was just fucking...

Anal Beards

hahahahahahahaha "anal beards"

Who is the naughtiest member (non sg) you know?

I love threads where i win dirty competitions..............seriously, i am this dirty and then some in real life. No act. Anal? Check Facials? Deal Ass to mouth? Done

What says I love you better than...

Swear to Christ, I came into this thread to say 'anal'.

Vaginal vs. Clitoral

i don't believe in purely vaginal orgasms. or anal, for that matter. i think it's like telepathy, some people say they have it....but i don't believe them.

When watching porn...

Any anal where I can see the girl's face.

anal sex slang

here's a list i got from wikipedia, lets hear some more if you got em. i'm sure there's some good ones out there. Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration) Ass drilling Ass fucking Ass pounding Ass pumping Ass ripping (devirginizing) Ass stretching...

Favorite Type of Porn

facials/body cumshots, anal, panties

ass lickin??

there haz been quite a large diskussion about anal sex, but recently i have heard a lot an i mean A LOT of people talkin about lickin ass.....both girlz an guyz...what do ya'll think, anyone thas tried it kare to share?

Logistics of Anal Sex

I know there has been a ton of threads about anal sex, and a searched through a lot of them. I have a specific question. We all know the bum was built as an "exit" so.. what i want to know is... if you are planning on having anal sex do you not eat that day? As someone who isn't practiced...

Finger in the ass...

So...How many of you guys like getting a finger in your ass? During head? During sex? How many of you girls like getting it? I, for one, am not crazy about receiving in anal activity. It is OKAY, just not great for me. I think for men, it would be more pleasurable. I'm definitely into giving it.

Female - Booty Hair?

I was on a nude beach in france once. There was this almost ape-woman there, I swear to God she had a full on anal mohawk, it was a hairy crack to rival most men

What do boys think about having a pinky poked in their ass during a blow job?

i fucking love anal play....

Anal sex, good,bad,ugly?

hey an anal sex thread it's about time we had one of these

I don't read dirty talk much

I don't read dirty talk much, I get the impression that it's all "anal bleaching" or "my cock, is it big enough?" I'm sure I've missed some great posts so please, tell me, what are the good posts of Dirty Talk and why do you like them? Feel free to define "good"...

Fisting?

Lord have Mercy!! Don't know why, but i find that statement EXTREMELY HILLARIOUS...even out of context....... What inquiring minds want to know is....did you miss out on the anal cuz he didn't proceed or because the fisting eclipsed everything else?

anal? yea! or nay...

i'm sure its been done/said/covered before but here i am bringing it to the forefront again... so i say... anal sex? yay! or nay.... i'll go first with a resounding yay! oh yeah... and this isn't just for the men to say yea! i want the girls responses too! [Edited on Aug 14,...

The correct way to go about anal sex

From Good Vibrations: Ten Rules of Anal Sex: *spoilers*

Tits or Ass?

ASS!!! So totally ass. Yet I'm comically against anal sex. How about them apples.

anal pointers!?

Judging from my experience it's best not to go straight for anal. Start off with regular intercourse (it'll help you relax, especially if you're able to orgasm) Perhaps if he's into it and you're comfortable with it ask him to lick your ass first, and fingering always help. Lube...

kink test

608- got triped up on the anal part... Nobody will let me fuck them up the ass

Pubic Hair

You know what I wish? I wish women liked nice guys. I'm a nice guy and I can't get any pussy. Or anal. Who likes anal? How about anal during threesomes? Does anyone want to have a threesome with a shaved nice guy who likes anal?

I've read, I must share. I am a man, I like anal.

It is true. I am engaged. (To the same person that I gave my virginity) I like getting it in the butt. Don't we all feel better now? I was reading the 7,000 anal sex threads, and I see guys saying things like "ohhh, my poor little butt can't take that!". Let me say something without...

Double penetration?!

But then apparantlyy there is a video out there somewhere where they take it even farther. DV/DA Double Vaginal and Double Anal. Seems there is this woman named stumpy in the video she has no legs, that is the only way i can see getting four guys into that area If you can find it, cool for you. i don't...

Don't put it in my ass!

i hate anal. ive tried a couple of times and im scared to ever do it again. and yes he knew what the hell he was doing i was wondering if there are any other girls who feel the same way about anal. my butthole is just too precious too me.

Butt fucking

Sorry, but there is no such thing as an entry hole and an exit hole. All of the holes in the human body are two way holes. Let's try not to act like there is something bad about some parts while other parts are inherently good. It's all a matter of what you like. Me, I am more offended by...

Creativity... within boundaries

wait hold the boat...is she one of those girls that doesn't want to have vaginal sex before marriage, but might be ok with anal? It's usually the other way around these days in terms of girls saving something for marriage, but it might be worth a try...

Sex License?

Ok, so it seems to me that a lot of stupid people are fucking without a clue. A far cry from safe, sane and consensual (a crime to neglect any one of the three, not just the last, in my opinion). So, i think that people should be licensed to have sex. They should have to take a half year course (like...

Worst sex advice ever?

I ran across this response to ad on craigslist. I really hope nobody takes this advice, unless of course they actually want gonnesyphiherpelitus Wouldn't it be easier to USE A CONDOM? Do you know how to check for STD's? 1. Milk the penis. Start at the base with your hand, squese and then...

ANAL SEX THREAD

Is anyone willing to try teasing her clit with a vibrator, eating her pussy, and fingering her ass at the same time and telling me if it worked? I've never had anal sex, and I wonder if I'm on to something. I'm also really lonely and my cat's eating my foot.

pegging

DDDDDDDDDDDAMMMIT! *sigh* if thats what it takes...lets go Morgan... Isn't there a girl among you who doesn't require kinky fetish gear or anal penetration to get married?

ALL OUT CYBER ORGY

I liked it better when it was Anal Fucking Dick Party.

Sex Ed.

Sexier safer sex tips- like how to eroticize latex! Also, healthy communication around sex- how to get what you want and feel good doing it. What else? Definitely sex toy basics. G-Spot/P-Spot basics, anal sex taboos, ... so much!

Best anal positions?

So, I've been wanting to do this more with my boy, but he's fairly well-endowed (both length and girth-wise), so it's more common that I get in positions that just aren't fun or are too uncomfortable for me. So, what positions are the best for this? Also, piitb! Actually, on a related...

How to work out if a girl ok with anal

Hehehe sorry. I was on the phone while i started this..... What i ment was i have spoken with friends about insecurities some have during sex about wanting to "pull the penis out of the vagina and insert it into the anus". (hope im clear so far) From experience i have been with girls who...

Bring on teh buttsecks!

Gallant proceeds slowly during anal penetration, trying to get a feel for his partner's comfort zone. Goofus likes anal sex rough, hot, and nasty.

considering abstinence?

This site is way better. It promotes Anal sex for Abstinence.

Sex without fucking

sodomy? no I dont think so ... sodomy is generally considered to be any form of unnatural intercourse ie anal sex or bestiallity (apparently) my pal says she's only had sex with 4 guys .. ooh and the 15 other guys she only gave a blow job dont count! I so dont get that? If I go down on a woman...

but play

holy crap on a pita...............according to the search function there are 40 threads containing the words anal and butt my guess is that by friday we will be up to at least 60 threads about anything ass related [Edited on Sep 06, 2005 by williamj]

Nine inch penises

In reality, people with big cocks don't really get that much sex. Working, I've seen cocks as big and thick as my forearm. (And quite frankly, refused to see them, well, I tried but it felt like I was having a fucking baby in reverse) Quite plainly, they are a novelty but fucking hurt in...

Lord of the Rings porn

anyone who reads homosexuality into the end of ROTK is uncomfortable with their own sexuality and needs to deal with it. men should be able to embrace and yes, kiss each other without it being hot xxx anal-reaming action. this may seem hypocritical given i just posted about a million pics of LOTR characters...

Interesting Discussion

If you're asking me what I think about football fans pondering anal sex, I don't. If you're asking me what WE think of anal sex, I suggest you learn to use the search function.

Blowjobs

you guys should have just gone into some anal and called it a night.

Ever The Asshole?

(Note: This is not abotu anal sex, or anal play of any sort. Thank you.) I've been going through the whole, "Nobody loves me, woe is me" thing as of late. And in that time, I've begun to reflect upon past relationships, and what transpired in each. And I've begun to realize...

Monogamous anal sex question

I'm in a long term relationship and we no longer use condoms when having regular sex, but we use a condom when having anal sex, because these friends of ours that are a couple said that he got a UTI from having anal sex with her without a condom. Is this true? Likely? Rare? Impossible? Fact? Thanks...

Anal Beads and Straight Guys

I was close-minded at first. I mean a guy is not a guy in this country until he has proclaimed his ass"exit only". But then it was a late night about two years ago. I was at the sex shop grabbing some lube and stuff when I saw them sitting there on the rack. I was thinking of her at first but...

losing first virginity..

Anal doesn't count.

sex without condoms

when I was young and intoxicated, I admit to not using a condom on a few occasions. Since I've grown up and started to care about myself more, it would take an extremely committed relationship to make me stop using them. small note as I see flavoured condoms mentioned: save them for oral sex or anal...

What else turns you on?

Amazons. Valkyries. The brilliant, the quick, and the vicious. Ontological terrorists with a passion for anal sex. The silver tongued who can hold their own against my barbs. Take that last one as you will.

Good porn, Bad porn

It's just decadence. You get it in any sufficiently advanced society - especially violent ones like Ancient Rome, or the USA. It's a sign of materialism being held above spiritualism, a denial of the value of nature and a reaffirmation of the absolute importance of total success. It's a...

anus bleaching

Maybe dick bleaching cos some people want a bland white limestone looking dick? Anal bleaching is a lame ass idea, in my opinion - but I think that attitude logically follows my general distaste for pointless body modifications in the first place.

denied

An...anal fucking dick party?

Top Three Sexual Experiences

Hmm, that's descriptive. Alright, I'll go first. 1. Threesome 2. Anal sex for the first time 3. Getting caugth in the parking lot of a strip mall by a police officer Is this too risque for you guys or what

Butt Plugs

it stays put and not slip alll the way back out while allowing room for you to push it in & out... it's awesome, i have one too, from Good Vibes when u click the link, look in the upper right hand side, there's a section for vibrating and non-vibrating anal toys.. and i think it's...

Sex raleted injuries

i broke my toe once during anal. i don't do anal anymore.... :hel:

Lube or no lube?

Astroglide rules! It also makes anal penetration much more pleasurable.

Injaculation

Actually there are some minor risks possible. Something about the possibility of it going into the bladder or something. Though there's another way to go about it and that just simple stimulation of a spot about 1 1/2" - 2" below your balls on your "taint" (I hate that word,...

How many people have you really...

6 is the actual number of vagini really can't count the one gf who vowed to be a virgin until she was married, so we only had anal sex. still trying to figure that one out. (this would be 7) mom does not ask, i don't tell.

Should I shave before I have anal sex?

Should I shave before I have anal sex with a STRAPE ON and if I do shave does that mean I can come in TEH FASE and will your lesbian sister with the big tits (and bad attitude) join in and where is she going to put her pinky (up to the ELBOW) and will she bring her vibrator? Have I forgotton anything?

The 100 worst....

Ass-hole O Mio is a fucking beautiful name for a porno. Whoever came up with it should get a fucking award. "Hitler Sucks"? "All Anal on the Western Front"? I want to get paid to come up with porn titles. Or concepts. [Edited on Mar 06, 2004 by Al]

dirty haikus

Hard, deep, fast, and long. Anal fucking dick party all over again.

How does gay sex really work?

It's like any hetero couple... whoever feels like being dominant gets on top. Some guys prefer to be the "bottom", and some prefer to be the "top". Some don't do anal at all. Some prefer 69. Etc. I have several gay, male friends, and we've had this conversation more...

Butt Plugs, I don't get them

Not to mention, yes they are sometimes used for anal training. Some girls butts are tighter than other and working up to a bigger fitting is sometimes needed. Some poeple obviously forget this sometimes and jam that sucker right in and it's no wonder plenty of women frown on anal sex. For my experience,...

American Eunuchs

there was an article about something like this in rolling stone several years ago. this guy would castrate people out of his shed. mainly homosexuals who didn't want their testicles getting in the way during anal sex

OFFICIAL Morgan & FreakPirate Sex Thread

Tax refunds in the form of ANAL SEX!

Sexy things that aren't really sexy.

Anal..... why is there so much anal. Anuses are for pooing. Is it just me that thinks of real sex when watching such things. I mean.....I guess if you're moto is any holes a goal... then... okay but to watch it just freaks me out! But it's in practically every porno which obviously means there's...

all your third base are belong to us

So, after around an hour of deliberation with my close colleague is it first base: making out, copping a feel second base: hand job third base : oral sex home run : fucking ? Is that right? Where does anal fall in there, is that like a double? ... and whaaaat is the deal with airplanes?

BOO-YA!!!

anal sex is really hard on the anus, it would seem. chalk me up for abstainment.

Turn-offs

1. Frequent drug use, particularly the smoking of tobacco and marijuana. 2. Stupid people. This is the dealbreaker. "Math is boring." FIRED! 3. The use of the word shiznit. 4. Not being an avid reader. 5. The overly P.C. and hyper-sensitive. Anybody who can't take a harsh joke.

best/worst porno titles

THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES

Recruitment Drive

If that's a subtle way of saying you'd give me anal, I'm in.

Brand new HOTT MEMBERS thread!!!

Results may vary. Posting in this thread may cause dizziness, nausea, and/or anal itching/bleeding. Do not post in this thread if you are on heart medication or blood thinners. Pregnant women (who are hott) should consult with a doctor before posting in this thread. Posting in this thread is still in...

Lube Questions.

Are there any multipurpose lubes? Like, buy one for anal, one for vaginal? I have sooo many questions.

anal sex

dont worry, not another noob thread about butt sex. new group: anal sex

I think I broke it.

Well, you imply you haven't tried the anal fisting, so what are you waiting for? Get in there son, make us all proud.

I'm becoming an SG prostitute...

in exchange for mutual adoration, i'll promise to never interrupt another Anal Fucking Dick Party, a year's supply of ben and jerry's, and the mutual opportunty to lick the ice cream drips off each other both promptly and thoroughly. wherever those sweet drips may land....

Fisting???

It's beyond me why anyone would want to do it......I mean do people get that bored of toys and humans sex organs?....no offense to each their own but why?...I also know that you can stretch out the anal muscles permanently and rely on depends for having loss of the elasticity on the bunghole.....kind...

:Bleaching your asshole

What's funny is that this isn't even the first thread we've had about anal bleaching, and the first one started off much the same way: "I've heard it's trendy to bleach your butthole".

a finger in yer ass; yay! or nay!

when recieving head do you like a finger (or thumb) in yer ass? -or- when giving head do you like to slip your finger (again or thumb) in the recievers ass? -and- if you do like a bit of the old anal stimulation when do you find is the best time to ask for it, cus i mean you prolly dont wanna ask for...

The pill and pullin' out

Well, in a very small way, she was probably right. Even the pill doesn't work all the time. Hell, even abstinence isn't 100%. God went and screwed that one up. And becoming pregnant from anal sex is possible. The chances are ridiculously low, but sperm are tenacious little DNA commandos, and...

this is weeeeird...

Anal Beads! I love the sound effects.

Asshat

I'm terribly fond of 'anal breather', but thats the bio-nerd in me.

Rules on Losing yr VIrginity

girl you be startin threads like nobody's business. um, i guess for hetero boys/ girls loss of virginity equals penis in vagina. for gay boys it would probably be anal and for gay girls i guess they would have to define it themselves. but i dont think the hymen really has anything to do with it because...

tittyfucking... your thoughts.

there was once some dumbass in highschool who tried anal beads on his gf....he pulled em out like a rip cord ona lawn mower .... lets just say...it was a lil messy

Softcore/Hardcore Porn Distinction.

i always thought "hardcore" pornography was anal sex, fetishes displayed to the max, anything other than the "usual" display of sex, meaning a man or woman, or two women, two men etc, with the basic sexual positions and/or oral. am i wrong? what is whips/chains/choking/some violence/fetish...

greatest compliment i've gotten this year.

OK, i'm wasted right now, but all i have to say is that the greatest compliment that i've gotten this year is when my lady friend told me a couple hours ago that "your dick is way too big for me to take it in my ass." if that was just her way of telling me "hell no i don't...

Flirting Tips

I call it the five exhcange rule. If you chat up a girl and the conversation isn't self perpetuating within a minute, you aren't getting digits. It's time to move on. If you are talking to her and about 10 minutes pass, excuse yourself and say 'Hey, I've got to check on my...

Why do lesbians use condoms?

Anal play. Especially if you wanna put the same object in the vag too.

Pubic Hair: Shaved or

Isn't it time for an anal sex thread? [Edited on Jan 13, 2004 by eecummings]

traumatizing ninja turtles

this was posted a couple weeks ago, but still worth a look for anyone who hasn't seen it... i love the anal nunchuks, myself

Tit Fucking

its possible, its just a helluva lot more degrading when one has to actually lift and squeeze her breasts together, as opposed to just pushing them closer...ah well, good times, id prefer anal anyday...

any girls here into pegging?

See BDSM group and anal sex group Edited to state where the links go and not just 'click here' [Edited on Feb 09, 2005 by someoneUK]

What’s the worst thing that has been said to you after sex?

Well, maybe not 'worst' things, but maybe odd :-p What SHE said: 1) what do you mean you didn't (cum); 2) maybe if we try from this angle you'll get farther in *spoilers*; 3) wanna try anal now *spoilers*; 4) that's my cervix, try from this way *spoilers* that's all I can...

ElimiDate (but X rated)

When I first saw this thread title I was worried someone had stolen my idea for an ElimiDate style porno series. It would be just the the regular show, only instead of merely flashing their boobs and giving lap dances to each other, they'd just get to the point and fuck. And then have hilariously...

Birthday Sex

I once gave a friend my wife for his 21st birthday. The only sexual birthday gift I've recieved was my wife conceding to try anal sex with me for the first time. She was dreadfully afraid of it because the only other guy she tried it with was a retard and made it hurt like hell. Fortunately for...

Positions for *cough* smaller men?

Anal. And tell him to keep that excited stoking to a minimum.........when it falls out mid-orgasm it is a serious bummer. Wait, length, width, or both?

Wanting SG to be a little more Kinky and Dirty

doesn't that belong on the Anal Fucking Dick PArty thread? is that bruising i see there?

100 Worst Porn Titles

Hey! They stole my name! Wet Dreams May Cum Edit: My roomie had a tape labeled "Anal Atrocities 6." [Edited on Apr 29, 2006 by SirLoins]

Preferred place to shoot your load or get shot at.

A good friend of mine always used to say: "If my ass isn't torn open like a packet of crisps [chips for the non-brits] then it wasn't anal sex". She would only have anal with no lube. Even out of the bedroom, she is the toughest woman I have EVER met. And a little piss never hurt...

Why is my cock so big?

I have a really big cock too, but I find your wife prefers anal...

Recommend your favorite lube!

um .... but there is an anal secretion called "peristaltic fluid?????" that will be present after enough stimulation of the area. Not sure about this.

About the buttsecks

its good Ask these guys

Night with an SG... IF.....

sorry, but no. while the SGs are all very beautiful, they are still just people like you and I. I don't think there is anyone on the planet worth getting butt fucked (assuming that anal sex isn't something you enjoy) for what is basically a one night stand. I rather hang out and get to know...

Late Night Booty Call???

There's always anal.

The Great Vaginas of SG

(image) Promising specimen... definite brown-eye potential, perhaps some anal pubes, but I can help her with that... nice. Lot's of potential.

Best porn films

"Anal University" Like you really need university for anal. What's the sequel? "Crammin' for the finals?"

The COCK UP hip hop song.

Well if you and your pals are comfortable with it..why not. Would help if you are asian.I dont recall buckethead as any form of label. But anyways,if youre going to be anal about then dont use it. I dont see the big deal.

I have DOCTORS ORDERS to have sex OR I'LL DIE!

Just pretend that you're breaking your hymen. Then, when there's no blood, you'll be pleasantly surprised. We are talking about anal, right?

Have you deflowered anyone?

I have never vaginal deflowered a girl. But I did take two girls anal cherries. I seem to have this fetish for anal sex. My dream is to find a virging who wants to do that instead of regular. I also knows a girl who goes around specifically looking for virgin boys and girls. She is 27, looks 20, and once...

Ok...

that would be the most boring cooking show on tv, by far. (but that said, i once accidentally measured the water to make mac and cheese because i was mindlessly following the directions on the box)

What is the "reach around"

i think its when the person giving anal reaches around to the crotch of the recieved and give em some manual assistance. edited for spelling [Edited on Mar 19, 2004 by Akira_Li]

Most taboo thing

I'd love to take a very homophobic male, and put on a strap-on and have anal sex with him and watch him realize how much he enjoys it.

Favourite masturbatory material

imagination... suicidegirls... and for some reason if i just go with watching porn, i can't get off on it unless it involves either hard fucking or anal sex. I guess i'm secretely a misogynist at heart! I also really love reading terrible old pulp fiction novels, but i don't get off...

So...Should I tell him or am I just fuckin wierd?

Ok...I think it was r3v who has now associated elvesmischief w/ anal...well this one's dedicated to them. I have this fantasy about my fiancee...and I can't decide whether I should tell him or keep this one to myself. I'm not going to go into the dirty details on here ...although I'm...

*sigh* Rimjobs (for boys)

Is it that he thinks it's dirty or is it a homophobic thing? Cuz if he's willing to do it but is so opposed to let you, then it's probably the latter. Some guys think it'll mean they're gay if they do anal play and like it. Which is funny, really. I'd say work up to it with...

sucking on a girl who wears a strap-on...

i dont have a problem with guys sucking on a strapon. im thinkin about buying my girl one so she can do anal on me

levitra

He can't be my kid. I only do anal.

I'll take personal credit...

Anal sex rules. And GreenEyez is pretty kool, too. Hmm. Anal sex with GreenEyez...

Interesting Fact

Ass pounding was in the bible! The word for Anal Penetration comes from the bible! The tale of Sodom and Gomora(sp) is the root of the word Sodomy. Sodom and gomora was a city that was destoyed by god cause people liked to take it in the behind. Whatshisname's wife got turned into a pillar of salt...

This is called dirty talk so..

we should have an anal dick party

Why are relationships so much damn work?

Anal sex?

Brag about what a slut you are!

KittyRollins said: Please, go ahead. For me, going down on a 19 yr old girl on a slide in a kiddie park in front of her boyfriend and a gaggle of strange park go-ers, letting a random girl lick my nipples in a crowded parking lot at some show and 2 threesomes in 2 days with 4 different guys (bonus sleeze...

hello ive been an adict for 7 years now....

not really, more like im addict for vanilla sex(i had to edit this....vanilla sex to me is good fucking but its not bizzare, public sex, hell yes, hot lunch, NO). god i feel pretty damned boring. what im getting to is.....um....am i the one in a 4 million who does not particularly enjoy anal sex?(im a...

What's your thing?

No shit? So do I. Although most lubes don't work as well as natural juices, except in anal fisting. For me, it is parts of my partner slowly approaching my face. I have what some would call Claustrophilia.

Porn Question #2 - Favorite Type of Porn

Asian Amateur Blow Jobs Itty Bitty Titties or any combination of the 4. please...no anal

Anal Thumb-Spinning

Has anyone ever done this to their partner? I mean, it's tough if they're overweight because you have to try and balance their entire body on your thumb via the anal passage and spin them around. But once you get the hang of it, or shall i say the SPIN of it, its like spinning a basketball.

DVDA

What's all of this TWO cock talk all about? DVDA=Double Vag, Double Anal=FOUR Cocks. Never seen that, pretty sure it's impossible. But I can do it, because I am Sancho....

Hershey, PA

Okay, I'm tired of the hip hop cock up marathon. Maybe we can redirect... My SO loves anal and so do I... any favorite positions out there, that you all have for the "H" highway?

First night with the new lady

It's hard to go wrong with anal intercourse. I think I read that somewhere.

Nastiest porn?

Anal Fuck Whores the dude cums on the girl's asshole, sucks it out, then spits it into her mouth...it's amazing.

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Antoher anal sex thread (no wait! It's not really!)

OK This is NOT about anal sex, but the alchohol that makes me an even bigger asshole than usual, causes me to say that. The real topic is this? Do you think that people wearing eye patches are hot? We already know that guys with eyeliner are widely regarded as hot, but I have been wearing one off and...

Chinese luv beads

Fuck it, new topic, I don't think this is a repeat, I'm just yanking it from the tossed salad thread (not literally): Has anyone here tried Chinese Love Beads? I mean, I love the ass hole licking and all of that (giving and receiving, but I'm more into giving, it's the best), and getting...

Your Favourite Porno Type:

I agree about Rocco. He really seems to want to be there doing what he's doing, not just acting. He seems passionate about it. And he likes to push actresses until they have a real response to what he's doing and aren't just going through motions. That's what makes it hot for me. The...

vasectomy cum question

Sometimes, after a vasectomy, the Love Spooge (albeit in its seedless state) leaks out of the man's ears cos the tubes have been inadvertantly glued to the ear-cortex (which sometimes is located quite near to the gentleman's Spooge Farm). You'll know when this is happening, however, because...

Sexual Partner Count

I count in which guys have acctually placed their penis within my vagina. (Now if there was a seperate count of guys who have only done anal that would count too, however I have none of those) Females I count if either I have or they have performed oral.... Which usually is both.. but eh. Foreplay does...

Porn star secrets

Anal bleaching is pretty popular right now. That is not a joke at all. I am 100% serious. A lot of people must know this already.

Guys and Anal...

Selfless group promotion time SG Anal Sex Group

which do you perfer?

Wow! I'm not the only one out there who believes that proper spelling and grammar enhance communication? Fantastic, sign me up! I like hanging around other anal-retentive annoying know-it-alls!

WOOPS I STUCK IT IN YOUR BUT

attemtps to bring thread back to topic... Ninja Fuck.... I like that... *flips about and makes numerous hand signs* Anal Probe JUTSU!!

do girls like being cumed on

yeah we usually just have anal sex when i am on my rag. or even just normal sex. but yeah, that's probably a better time to suggest it.

bored of being educational

Am I the only one who took, 'make things happen by accident' to mean nonconsensual anal penetration??

enemas

aren't enema's pretty standard for girls who want to have good clean anal sex? I mean, I know they're not required in personal life.. but, I'm under the impression that it is typically required for porn, and I believe there is good reason for that. Anyone care to comment, or should...

Kinsters Unite

Why is it always the first posts? Do these people go to parties and say "Hi! Nice to meet you! Do you like anal sex? Shave your pubic hair?"?

Ron Jeremy's Blog

It must suck to have your picture associated with this. HAHA.

sex ed

my girlfriend actually does all this. it's sunday! that means it's time for beer and anal. bitch! get me my beer and anal!

...MY ass?

So my lady friend wants to try anal....but not just recieving. Im trying to be as sexually open as possible, after 22 years of virginity Im willing to try anything, but Im not sure if this would be such a great idea. Anyone have experience with this...worth it? moo?

Girls with Glasses IV

I dated one of those. Anal was really difficult.

snuggle frog

Have you been reading about anal sex again? Cheeky-monkey.

Sex with the Ex

Obviously now's the ideal time to go for anal.

What's the best thing about eating pussy?

Not sure what movie it's from but, to quote, "I want to party with you!!!" By the way, can I get some anal from the loyal brigade as well?

Al's 'Habit' & Finding It

My jebus, isn't premarital sex blasphemous enough for you? Perhaps you could work in some oral or anal, I hear that really pisses off god. And get rid of the porn link, asshole. Are you retarded?

Animal Sex for Valentine's Day

at first glance, I though this thread was titled 'Anal sex for valentines day' and my initial reaction was 'Hell Yeah!!"

accidental sex injuries

Is this going to result in broken limbs or anal bleeding? (image)

Lies my health teacher told me...

Yeah, I agree. They were even pretty honest about oral and anal sex, as far as I can remember.

Sex Lube - Whats the best all around?

I'm pretty sure humans with peni are capable of experiencing vaginal and anal sex, knowing when there's enough lube or not and knowing what kind of lube they used.

Least Favorite Porn Cliches

I just don't like that the routine is always the same. Blowjob, then pussy-licking, then one position of vaginal sex for 2 minutes, then switch, then anal, then cumshot. ALWAYS. Couldn't they mix it up just once?