SICILY SAYS: “I was just loitering about the projects lookin' like a 2 dolla' whore in my trashy lingerie, as I usually do when I'm bored on an ice-cold Tuesday night, when I noticed that a nice local drug dealer had left their trailer door ajar. Out of sheer curiosity and blinding intelligence, I decided to wander on in. "hmmm", I 'hmmmed' to myself, "If I were a drug dealer where would I hide the stash?". After tearing apart the closets, drawers, mattresses, couch cushions, electrical sockets, speakers, etc... I found nothing but a knife and camera. I scowled miserably, and thought, "Well, this is just fucking swell!" and then, "...WAIT, hold up! WELL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I REALLY want to molest myself with this knife... something about that curvy blade just TURNS ME ON..." *pant pant*. being the inconspicuous gal that I am, I decided it would be best to document the whole account on someone else's camera. Needless to say there're now nudie pics of me on the internet.”
Sicily
SUICIDEGIRL
I'm lost
AUG 22, 2004 07:00 AM