Advice for noob

Ok so what's your best advice for a noob? Besides noobs must die?

Always ask girls to touch your penis.

read this, the entire thread, then die

don't start threads.

Ask yourself ...

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Go to the Hook Up board, start a thread to announce where you're from and see if any nice ladies want to Hook up with you.

use an avatar pic that makes you look like a 40ish stalker

Harsh but thanks....

Relax and take the fist slowly?

This. Especially several...on different boards pretty much stating the same things.

expect to be flamed, get a tough skin, and roll with it. if you can't make it through the bonfire you'll never get any of the smores on the other side

Join some groups that are about things that you enjoy, get a feel for the personalities of the site and then jump in when you feel comfortable.

go Team Hate

Don't be a d-bag

have great tits...then show them off.

everywhere.

(hey...it got me through my noob-phase unscathed! )

Nah your a cool geek. Many of noobs with boobs have been run off. Just so you know.

it made for a funny post, though!

there is just one thing you must ask yourself, are you comfortable with full frontal male nudity?....

You seem okay for a noob.

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This angers me.

Thank You!

Self-deprecation. It stings less when all we can say is "hell yeah you are"

Continue posting random stupid shit on these boards so that I may be amused by them.

After all, it is called Silliness.

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and then find yourself a hot chick from the site that will let you put your dick in her, which will make everyone else jealous.










Or not. Just a thought.

Don't take advice from anyone that posts in this thread.

Be funny.
Don't be creepy.
Be intelligent enough to hold a conversation.
Don't cry, there is no sympathy for n00blets.
Be funny.
Be respectful.
Be original.
Be funny.