How to Masturbate All Women

1. Axe body spray
2. grow extra arms

but that only does 4, what if i want to do ALL of them at the same time?

Impossible. One man cannot please ALL the womens without help.

what if i had 4 billion hands...or say 1 billion hands and 3 billion tongues.... could i do it then?

wait..is masturbation only with hands? do tongues even count?

Irrelevant, if you use axe body spray you are either a douche, or you may not like women.

Tongues makes it oral sex. That wouldn''t be masturbating.
If I saw you with 1 billion hands and 3 billion tongues I would run away frightened.

If you had 4 billion hands, you would be the craziest looking creature of all time and as big as the moon and none of the ladies would let you touch their lower bits anyway.

prudes.....

Are we talking all billions of them at once, or one at a time until every last woman on earth has been masterbated?

I think you would eventually get tendonitis after the first hundred or so..

only one way to find out....