Are you a PIRATE or a ninja?

I know you liked how i put pirates in all capitals in hopes to send a subliminal message; ^_^ look, i'm clever.



Anyways, I don't knowif this has been done before but im pretty much too lazy to search for it.

OHH!! Please-
give a reason why you are a pirate or ninja {ex- why they are better than the other}


k.

well, I'M DEFINATLY A PIRATE...

for more than one reason.

but i'll give one. or 2.

1- shirts don't lie.

2- Pirates > Ninjas because they are vulgar, have whenches, drink and have booty.

3. you can't ninja music.

Well it comes down to the simple fact that a ninja would whoop a pirate's ass. But I probably look a bit more like a pirate than a ninja.

I've always liked Lumberjacks the best. They get no fuckin respect.

but, that doesnt mean that ninjas are COOLER or BETTER...

and, how do you figure that a ninja would whoop a pirates ass?

ninjas are prepared for everything- they train and have to become what they are

a pirates however
just IS a pirate
and, expect the unexpected
whereas ninjas think they know what to expect..

wait, this made sense in my head i swear...

PIRATE. DEFINATLY a PIRATE.

When I go to Rennassance fairs.. I dress the part.. I dont DO the NINJA thing.....
they look too lame. and pirates have CANNONS. that beats a katana ANY day.

made PERFECT sence to ME!!

i grew up as a ninja i'll die as a ninja

I don't know, maybe it's just a guy thing, but if you can whoop someone's ass, you're better. That's just the way it is. The animal kingdom's the same way.

But I mean, really, pirates train too, they just don't do it with a form or purpose, they learn as they grow up. They have to learn to fight, to fire a gun, to do... you know, ship work.

Well yeah, ninjas do know what to expect, they expect everything. And that's just as good. I swear that made sense to me.

you totally just unveiled your ninja identity.

worst.ninja.ever.


lol

and also

well for ME its

and also

edited because im stupid.

ninjas are ready simply because they have been trained for every possible outcome. Pirates, on the other hand, have rough and ready as more of a general disposition. They are rough in every sense of the word: tough, swarthy, grizzled, crude, stubbly. Because they have no specific training--they're just sort of making it up as they go along--they are in some ways more ready for anything than even ninjas. They must expect the unexpected and be ready for--whatever.

Maybe so, but their fighting style just can't beat a ninjas. They would lose, plain and simple, and that's enough for me. Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool and all, but I gotta go with the winning side.

No.

because if they aren't expecting a ninjas to pop up behind them
then they have the advantage
because they expect the unexpected
and make due with witha they have


and basically fuck shit up


yeah, ninjas have stealth

but they are all like 3 feet tall 80 LBS

if a pirate got a hold of them
and they could
because
they are lying cheating bastards <3<3<3

they would break a ninja in half.

blus, ninjas suck because they lack personality and individuality.

I think you underestimate the martial arts. You don't just "get a hold" of a ninja. And ninjas may not have much personality, but I'd say they're pretty much individual in many ways. And I mean, everyone knows that pirates die much more often than ninjas. That's all I'm sayin'.

im sorry

but right here -

can you ninja music/movies?

no.

but you can SURE AS HELL PIRATE IT.

pirates > ninjas.

ninjas are boring and dont talk and all look the same and all use the same weapons
and look funny
and probably smell funny.


pirates
have whenches
booty
parties
rum
cannons
machetes
forks
swords
.....rum bottles
whatever they can get their hands on

plus, its not rude to use the word whench!!


and dude
in an open field

pirate VS ninja

the pirate would win.

Na, depends on if the pirate has a gun or if the field has tall grass. And ninjas do use arrows you know, it depends on the circumstances. And a ninja wouldn't be out in the field during the day anyway. Ninjas a more disciplined, their training is harder, they work harder, and they're more skilled. Who cares if they're "boring". And they don't smell funny!

What, pirates don't all use the same weapons? You got, gun, knife, sword, cannon ball. That's about it.

and whatever else we can grab break and hurt someone with.


ninjas are dumb.

end of argument.

who wants to kill all day anyways?
not me
i want me some rum booty and some hot wench bitches.


and pirates woudl totally win vs ninjas. no matter what.

Well coming from a lumerjack or what I call a logger I have to agree

ok but c'mon

if you HAD to choose....

robot for life

eww.

Pirate- you get to ride on the ocean and ravage island women

I think we just need to have peace talks between pirates and ninjas. I'm more than willing to act as a moderator in said talks.
*slowly draws blade from sheath*

Out of arguments eh? You know pirates suck come on you can admit it. And I think you underestimate the Japanese. You seem to have forgotten that they drink lots of sake, and have tons of women that do whatever they want. But then, that goes back to what I originally said, ninjas have way more discipline.

And why hasn't anyone made this movie yet? Ninja vs. Pirate, it would be awsome.