Pie is gross

Cheesecake is neither pie nor cake, but custard. Discuss.

I wish I had some pie right now, I guess I will have to settle for beer instead.

Are you supplying the crust?

this is so stupid but do u know what i hate about pie....when clowns throw it in eachothers faces. could it even be considered a real pie. its obv just whipped cream on a pie plate. so annoying and decieving. i hate clowns too...clowns and pie...ugh

Some people think that looks delicious. I think it looks like someone spooged in a cake. It's pie.

They think by misspelling cream they get a pass? Fail.

PS - Oatmeal Raisin cookies are wrong.

Now you're just trying to be hurtful.

I am going to be eating pork pie for Thanksgiving and I assure you it is not gross.

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this pie for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad dessert. Not like going down the pond chasin' cakes and puddings. This pie, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the filling, the crust, the whole damn pie.

tldr

pie is gross