I remember the time when you and I were bobbing for apples and accidentally hit our heads together. You passed out, I can't see very well out of my left eye because of it... good times
what about that time you and i were white water rafting? of course, your parachute was actually filled with silverware and tiny little bits of string, but they sure did end up coming in handy when we had to patch up that hole where your favorite kidney used to be...
i remember when we were the only ones able to save the earth and we had to tackle the evil aliens with our bare hands. but we did it and we won. woohoo!
remember that one time that we got chased by the queens guards for stealing all of paddingtons marmalade and we were wearing these real tight latex dresses since we had just got done modeling for a fetish show
Remember that time when we robbed that jewlery store with Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown and all the others? and all hell broke loose, shit! I never thought we come out of it alive..
I remember the time we were looking for weapons of mass destruction and did a lot of lame shit in the process and then found out there were no weapons of mass destruction. They were weapons of math instruction the whole time...
icarus_johnson said:
I remember when we would go fishing...You would cast your rod into the lake and call me Gay. I would cry!
I was just trying to get u to finally come out of the damn closet so I could be your very first fag hag-
- remember the time we went to a fetish show dressed a barbie and ken and u broke the heel of your shoe and started to cry since u wanted to win the costume contest - so I yanked out my strap on and got u to suck on it to make u feel better
I remember you were caught trying to steal a mannequin from the department store I worked at and then I had to give you a full cavity search before you left the premises. Good times. I still giggle when I hear the snap of a latex glove getting put on.
I remember the time that we got caught having a little too much fun in front of the pool jets at your apartment building and u almost got evicted for it- and to think that the neighbor that caught us wouldn't be excited to see two females getting off together in the pool
I remember that one time in Mexico when you left me in the middle of nowhere with a pocket knife and a CD player with a white snake CD in it (I hated you for that CD). And then I almost died from dehydrate ion but you jumped out from behind a rock and said just joking. Good times, good times.
Remember that one time that we did that thing and then that person came over and was like "Whoa.. that's so fucking awesome!" Then we were like.. "Yeah, we're so cool. Bow down to us and we might spare your life"
OMG remember that one time we talked that hooker into giving us all her money and this was after we won a shitload in Vegas after a real good game or craps
do you remember that time we went in the supermarket and dared each other to pull the tin from the bottom of that huge pyramid of tins. and you lost "scissor, paper, stone" and had to be the one to do it. a tin landed on your foot and you had to hobble out, but we still managed to outrun the security guard. we laughed so much after we got home.
remember that one time we went out for dinner and we decided to not wear any panties - it was real windy and our skirts kept blowing up. Boy did we give everyone a nice show. LOL good times. - oh wait we never wear panties
beaky
Miami, FL
April 2003
JUN 07, 2006 02:36 PM