My balls stink.

No, just like if you open a pack of Ortega shells. The fresh out of the box corn and salty kinda smell. It smells like ball sweat to me.

I didn't mean to imply balls smelled like loose meat and refried beans. Although now I may have said too much and the whole thing just sounds creepy as hell.

note to self when making tacos try not to use ortega shells.

actually im to curious now. shopping list now has ortega taco shells

ok so its not so much the fresh, well fresh as you can get for fast food, but its the carry over stuff from the day before that smells like swass on that dont eat taco bell before noon

My balls are blue!

make sure you get the right kind.

the colors are very similar.

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My balls smell like Pringles.

MiniMeaney said:

Capt_Sparrow said:
might i suggest zest


nothing beats getting your balls zest fully clean

make sure you get the right kind.

the colors are very similar.

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You're the awesomest doggy.

Where are the cute dog pics?

God, I hope my mom never sees those....her pug will go fromtough biker to favorite american foods....

When your balls are green, they are moldy. Throw them away, as they are far past thier freshness date. I dont have that problem. My balls are chocolate, and as we know, chocolate 1. never goes bad. 2. tastes great. 3. the only thing besides diamond chix cant seem to go without!


Ok, some are lactose intolerant......sorry. And others dont want the occasional weight gain of eating too much chocolate. But chocolate balls dont make you gain weight the same way, so no worries! Just ask Chef. Everyone loves chocolate salty balls!

Ok I've gone too far.

I'm not to fond of the new ball smell so I like to work mine in a bit so they smell a bit used.

Your dog looks like an angry luck dragon, or possibly an otter. This is because of perspective.

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I have to finally come clean and admit I googled that image for comedy purposes. I'm a bastard.

It's the nature of the beast.

That's besides the point, sweetcheeks.

-TM

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Loose meat and refried beans.

it's like when they used to give everybody peanuts on the plane and everyone opened them at the same time, yep just like I giant pair of sweaty balls. it always made slightly embarrased at being human. what with the desire for a free .10 snack resulting in a bunch of people with gaping maws sittin' happily in ball smell.

Two great taco ingredients. Jus' sayin'.

It makes my taco pop!