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hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAY 17, 2006 12:25 AM

No, just like if you open a pack of Ortega shells. The fresh out of the box corn and salty kinda smell. It smells like ball sweat to me.

I didn't mean to imply balls smelled like loose meat and refried beans. Although now I may have said too much and the whole thing just sounds creepy as hell.

Capt_Sparrow

Capt_Sparrow

Prescott, AZ
January 2004

MAY 17, 2006 12:32 AM

note to self when making tacos try not to use ortega shells.

actually im to curious now. shopping list now has ortega taco shells tongue

ok so its not so much the fresh, well fresh as you can get for fast food, but its the carry over stuff from the day before that smells like swass puke on that dont eat taco bell before noon wink

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAY 17, 2006 01:30 PM

Cecelia said:
nice green balls



My balls are blue!

MrsMeaney

MrsMeaney

Chicago, IL
November 2005

MAY 17, 2006 02:38 PM

Capt_Sparrow said:
might i suggest zest


nothing beats getting your balls zest fully clean wink tongue




make sure you get the right kind.

the colors are very similar.

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FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 17, 2006 03:30 PM

My balls smell like Pringles.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 17, 2006 03:31 PM

MiniMeaney said:

Capt_Sparrow said:
might i suggest zest


nothing beats getting your balls zest fully clean wink tongue




make sure you get the right kind.

the colors are very similar.

]



You're the awesomest doggy.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 17, 2006 05:54 PM

Where are the cute dog pics?

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

MAY 17, 2006 06:35 PM

hotcurry said:
No, just like if you open a pack of Ortega shells. The fresh out of the box corn and salty kinda smell. It smells like ball sweat to me.

I didn't mean to imply balls smelled like loose meat and refried beans. Although now I may have said too much and the whole thing just sounds creepy as hell.



seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAY 17, 2006 08:00 PM

PaulNikon said:
Where are the cute dog pics?



MIH_Sean

MIH_Sean

Jacksonville, AL
December 2003

MAY 17, 2006 08:23 PM

seanvegas said:

PaulNikon said:
Where are the cute dog pics?




God, I hope my mom never sees those....her pug will go fromtough biker to favorite american foods....

othello007

othello007

Braintree, MA
April 2006

MAY 17, 2006 08:26 PM

When your balls are green, they are moldy. Throw them away, as they are far past thier freshness date. I dont have that problem. My balls are chocolate, and as we know, chocolate 1. never goes bad. 2. tastes great. 3. the only thing besides diamond chix cant seem to go without!


Ok, some are lactose intolerant......sorry. And others dont want the occasional weight gain of eating too much chocolate. But chocolate balls dont make you gain weight the same way, so no worries! Just ask Chef. Everyone loves chocolate salty balls! biggrin

Ok I've gone too far.

Wolf_at_the_Door

Wolf_at_the_Door

Portland, OR
September 2004

MAY 18, 2006 12:06 AM

I'm not to fond of the new ball smell so I like to work mine in a bit so they smell a bit used.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAY 18, 2006 01:43 AM

psychoholicagogo said:
I shouldn't have put them right back in the tube

after the dog was playing with them. puke

[Edited on May 16, 2006 by psychoholicagogo]



Your dog looks like an angry luck dragon, or possibly an otter. This is because of perspective.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAR 13, 2009 10:51 PM

^^
I have to finally come clean and admit I googled that image for comedy purposes. I'm a bastard.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAR 14, 2009 06:28 AM

SnakePlissken said:
^^
I have to finally come clean and admit I googled that image for comedy purposes.


It's the nature of the beast.

I'm a bastard.


That's besides the point, sweetcheeks. kiss

-TM

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

MAR 14, 2009 10:46 AM

Best line in this thread:

Loose meat and refried beans.

ricos

ricos

USA
December 2006

MAR 22, 2009 06:58 AM

it's like when they used to give everybody peanuts on the plane and everyone opened them at the same time, yep just like I giant pair of sweaty balls. it always made slightly embarrased at being human. what with the desire for a free .10 snack resulting in a bunch of people with gaping maws sittin' happily in ball smell.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

FEB 10, 2010 05:06 PM

magpieboy said:
Best line in this thread:

Loose meat and refried beans.



Two great taco ingredients. Jus' sayin'.

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

FEB 10, 2010 07:38 PM

SnakePlissken said:

magpieboy said:
Best line in this thread:

Loose meat and refried beans.



Two great taco ingredients. Jus' sayin'.



It makes my taco pop!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 10, 2010 08:20 PM

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