Flushing before you're done

When my friends and I were kids, we would flush the toilet while still peeing and try to finish before the toilet was done flushing (then report back later with results). Don't judge, I'm sure you guys did the same thing. It was a game. The thing is, I still find myself doing it involuntarily.

Somtimes I will flush before I even start peeing. I finish way before the toilet is done flushing. I just stand there like an idiot, still urinating, while the bowl fills up and then I have to flush again.

Due to arm accessiblity, I'm guessing women don't do that.

...., for some reason I find that extremely amusing

I'm guilty of the same thing...

For some reason, with the profile picture, I'm not all surprised by that revalation

WOOT racing the clock... I think every man does this...

Simple things amuse simple minds maybe?

And I thought this was going to be about your short stint in state prison Doc.

Edit for forgetting myself.

[Edited on May 13, 2006 by d_day]

I thought it was going to be about courtesy flushes at first

I'm not gonna lie. I do that.

Oh don't get me started on that. Sushi. Gets me every time.

Well then. I'll not get you started on that!

I'm not saying that it doesn't or can't happen. I've just yet to be a witness to it. Besides, why would a girl do that? She'd just have a cold blast shoot right up her ass. A guy can just slam the lid shut right when he's done. Or almost done. And then pee on the lid. Then he's have to use bleach and look for paper towels. Hmmmm. Mayhap it's not such a trade off.

Yeah, it's really not that hard to reach back. If you can scratch your back you can flush the toilet while sitting on it. As for witnessing a girl do this, many girls don't displaying their usage of the restroom

this toilet talk is appalling but i have to ask about this..

you're five feet from your front door, yet you still make the choice to piss outside on the wall because it is daring and puts you in touch with nature. haha even if i am the only one who does this i could give a shit because i like pissing on my neighbor's roses. nevada style!

i must have lived a very sheltered life as I've never thought about doing this

ahem. the reach around 2.
the reach around 1 is obvious I hope.

I do it.

Guilty as charged. Not all the time, just when I'm missing something on the TV, stereo or computer.

It's called the 3 second power-piss.

haven't done it but i'm off to try it now

that is hillarious...but ya, to do it now, I would need two or three flushes...it takes me forever to piss now.

Ah, the good old days...

On a related note, my work has some very poor motion sensor toilets that like to go off at inopportune times...

My dad does that when he comes to visit. I have to yell at him because he never beats the flush, and the water is yellow for the next person.

I've NEVER done this but thanks I'm sure it's just one more thing I won't be able to NOT do.

I thought I was the only person who did that! I always flush mid-pee, always have and I don't even know why.

This thread has also brought an old saying to mind:

"If it's yellow let it mellow
If it's brown flush it down
If it's black call Dr. Hastings 555-1212"