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TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 02:45 PM

Stop following me!

polyglotchef

polyglotchef

Tucson, AZ
February 2006

APR 28, 2006 02:47 PM

It's not me... it's the dog, she just drags me

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 02:51 PM

Quit it! Your posting around every corner freaks me out! I'm going to call the cops.

polyglotchef

polyglotchef

Tucson, AZ
February 2006

APR 28, 2006 02:53 PM

The voices tell me I have to or someone's going to get hurt again. I don't want to hurt again. I'm not going back to that place. If I can make the voices happy, they may leave me alone.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 02:55 PM

That's it, I'm calling the cops!

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 02:56 PM

ahh... I want a stalker!!

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 02:57 PM

hathor said:
ahh... I want a stalker!!



The next person who posts after you will be your stalker.

Holy fuck! I'm your stalker!
eeek

Come on baby, give me another chance!

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by SuicidePuppies]

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 02:58 PM

...actually I probably shouldn't say that... the guy at work is close to becoming one... I don't want the gods to overhear me joking and take me serious!

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

APR 28, 2006 02:59 PM

polyglotchef said:
It's not me... it's the dog, she just drags me



You've used that line before, haven't you?

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 03:00 PM

We should probably have a safe word then.

How about "orangutan"

polyglotchef

polyglotchef

Tucson, AZ
February 2006

APR 28, 2006 03:01 PM

Idjiit said:

polyglotchef said:
It's not me... it's the dog, she just drags me



You've used that line before, haven't you?


It's especially useful for explaining the crotch sniffing incidents.

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 03:02 PM

I bet it is!!!

ThatWhichIsNOT

ThatWhichIsNOT

Asheville, NC
March 2006

APR 28, 2006 03:02 PM

I am a stalker. A CONGENIAL stalker.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 03:03 PM

polyglotchef said:

Idjiit said:

polyglotchef said:
It's not me... it's the dog, she just drags me



You've used that line before, haven't you?


It's especially useful for explaining the crotch sniffing incidents.




that's why i need a dog. i cant'get away with that sort of thing.


[ + stop following me!]

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 03:04 PM

I'm a lazy stalker...

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 03:06 PM

hathor said:
I'm a lazy stalker...




i know! you hardly try anymore. i'm going to start thinking you don't care.


[ + stop harrassing me! ]

dufsmashXIII

dufsmashXIII

Eureka, IL
December 2005

APR 28, 2006 03:08 PM

puppies are cute!

siamkittie

siamkittie

New York, NY
March 2006

APR 28, 2006 03:10 PM

stalk ya later!

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 03:12 PM

stalk ya later... that's cute!!

CaptainJonny

CaptainJonny

United Kingdom
April 2006

APR 28, 2006 03:13 PM

dufsmashXIII

dufsmashXIII

Eureka, IL
December 2005

APR 28, 2006 03:14 PM

you can't stalk the STALKER!

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 03:16 PM

All stalk

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 03:16 PM

wtf!

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by hathor]

dufsmashXIII

dufsmashXIII

Eureka, IL
December 2005

APR 28, 2006 03:18 PM

owww! you poked me in the eye stalker.

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 03:21 PM

no doubt!!

I don't know how you can sneek up on anyone with that!

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