The Stalker Thread

Stop following me!

It's not me... it's the dog, she just drags me

Quit it! Your posting around every corner freaks me out! I'm going to call the cops.

The voices tell me I have to or someone's going to get hurt again. I don't want to hurt again. I'm not going back to that place. If I can make the voices happy, they may leave me alone.

That's it, I'm calling the cops!

ahh... I want a stalker!!

The next person who posts after you will be your stalker.

Holy fuck! I'm your stalker!


Come on baby, give me another chance!

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by SuicidePuppies]

...actually I probably shouldn't say that... the guy at work is close to becoming one... I don't want the gods to overhear me joking and take me serious!

You've used that line before, haven't you?

We should probably have a safe word then.

How about "orangutan"

It's especially useful for explaining the crotch sniffing incidents.

I bet it is!!!

I am a stalker. A CONGENIAL stalker.

that's why i need a dog. i cant'get away with that sort of thing.


[ + stop following me!]

I'm a lazy stalker...

i know! you hardly try anymore. i'm going to start thinking you don't care.


[ + stop harrassing me! ]

puppies are cute!

stalk ya later!

stalk ya later... that's cute!!

you can't stalk the STALKER!

All stalk

wtf!

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by hathor]

owww! you poked me in the eye stalker.

no doubt!!

I don't know how you can sneek up on anyone with that!