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Sexdwarf

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA
February 2003

MAR 13, 2006 11:05 PM

Mine, if everything works out how I plan it to, "This would make a great climax in a story."

then skull

darksphere

darksphere

Vancouver, BC
January 2005

MAR 13, 2006 11:12 PM

"+1"

"For the horde!!!"

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

MAR 13, 2006 11:13 PM

"Drats, foiled by those meddling kids..."

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAR 13, 2006 11:21 PM

"Rosebud"

bbellicose

bbellicose

Portland, OR
September 2005

MAR 13, 2006 11:32 PM

ouch

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

MAR 13, 2006 11:33 PM

"of course I read the manual, now flip the goddamn switch"

Drama

Drama

Columbus, OH
January 2003

MAR 13, 2006 11:37 PM

"It wasn't me...it was the CIA."
Oh wait that was Lee Harvey Oswald...nevermind.

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

MAR 13, 2006 11:41 PM

Powdered milk and tuna under the bed!!!

capitalistfig

capitalistfig

Los Angeles, CA
November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 11:50 PM

Of course I shut the power off first... whatever

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:11 AM

ITMFA!!!

_Tersch_

_Tersch_

Australia
April 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:35 AM

"....and another thing, it's been emotional."

SarcasticMenace

SarcasticMenace

Tunnel, NY
May 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:42 AM

"A truck!"

PaperDress

PaperDress

Rock Island, IL
December 2005

MAR 14, 2006 12:53 AM

I love you.



to, ya know, anyone who is by me. Even if it's just like a hot nurse or something.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAR 14, 2006 12:53 AM

"Take that fucking thing out of my ass already!"

ClD

ClD

Australia
February 2006

MAR 14, 2006 01:12 AM

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH. WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE? SLAP!!!

Seeker27

Seeker27

Sarasota, FL
February 2006

MAR 14, 2006 01:21 AM

"Stop fucking grenade spamming!"

xxSAPPHiRE

xxsapphire

Garland, TX
February 2006

MAR 14, 2006 02:05 AM

"Oops."

MissShell

MissShell

Australia
October 2005

MAR 14, 2006 02:20 AM

i/ll probably die in a blowjob related incident..so maybe the sound of a giant cum load blocking my air supply and me gagging to death?

BloodSpider

BloodSpider

United Kingdom
June 2005

MAR 14, 2006 02:22 AM

You wont do it

SlavicGlitterati

SlavicGlitterati

Cape May, NJ
February 2006

MAR 14, 2006 03:38 AM

"That tasted like battery acid!"

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 14, 2006 05:05 AM

"no no you can tighten your grip, i'll tell you if it hurts..."

xo

madgerk

madgerk

Wausau, WI
December 2005

MAR 14, 2006 05:06 AM

it was a how many car pile-up?

bairdduvessa

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA
April 2005

MAR 14, 2006 05:58 AM

not again...

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAR 14, 2006 06:02 AM

You're married?

JustAShadow

JustAShadow

USA
July 2005

MAR 14, 2006 06:07 AM

MissShell said:
i/ll probably die in a blowjob related incident..so maybe the sound of a giant cum load blocking my air supply and me gagging to death?


hot and disturbing. well done.

mine: "man, enjoy every sandwich"

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