I want to...

...break the ankles of the bitch upstairs from me.
...have her move far far away.

...climb through my computer screen & give her loads of hugs & kisses & humps & licks & bites & gropes.
...hold her in my arms & never let go

. . . do laundry. Wait, no, I don't want to but I do have to.

... do that too

. . . go crawl into bed and not wake up until 2009.

...win Mega Millions.

...argue with a robot about the meaning of Led Zepplin songs.

... lick your balls.

...go back to bed.

Sounds good.

...do dirty things to several silly gals.

....find out who these lucky girls are

...retract my previous statement.
...want to do very dirty things to several silly girls.

....want to keep my previous statement

... know!

....drink more!!!!!

..stick a knife into someone, twist it around then slash the someone with the knife in my other hand and then I want to scream. And then I want to get really drunk. And get paid for sex. Or just get paid for doing absolutely nothing. And then I'd still want to kill someone.

...to be no where near coffeelove is she gets her "i want..."

.....know where this thread took this turn?