Public Service Announcement

Jon Stewart wants you to stop hurting the boards.

hatter, hotter, otter, udder........come on. a little consilidation would really help the rest of us out. The Active Topics function is dying.

I'm sorry, did you just call me an asshole?

^^^

you're 35. and you wear a bowtie.

Ray, you're the king of bumping old threads. Someone make this man a crown!

I've given him too much power already.

That's the best article ever.

My power is limitless in some realms, here on the net... it's fairly great.

It's good..haha.. but not quite the best ever.

Thanks to me.

Pssh, I'm older than you! My power was great while your plant was still growing sentient life.

Sorry my friend. Not older than me.

This is how the higher realms keep the balance.

...that makes no sense whatsoever.

Sure Sure...

hahahaha.. or does it

No. No it doesn't.

How much sense does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.

Maybe...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

on your planet, but not here.

Any world may never know.

Never argue with a pregnant woman...I will find you and eat your soul.