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joenobody

joenobody

I'm lost
December 2004

MAR 07, 2006 12:33 PM

d_day said:

AlexStar6 said:

Jack Sparrow
Edward Teach (Blackbeard)
William Kidd
Henry Morgan
John Rackham
Anne Bonny
THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS!!!


Forget a few?
Jean-David Nau
Edward England
Emmanuel Wynne
Thomas Tew
Stede Bonnet
Christopher Moody
and of course Bartholomew (Black Bart) Roberts.

And when ya wrote "John Rackham," did you mean "Calico" Jack Rackham?



see, everybody knows who these guys and gals were so they got hunted down and killed.

ninjas were smart about that and now nobody can name a famous ninja.

joenobody

joenobody

I'm lost
December 2004

MAR 07, 2006 12:34 PM

AlexStar6 said:
You must come over to the DARK SIDE Andrew... LIVE THE PIRATES LIFE!!



i think he prefers the ninjas life.

solitude

meditation

assasination!

Mr_Zero

Mr_Zero

I'm lost
September 2005

MAR 07, 2006 12:37 PM

strangekitty

strangekitty

Binghamton, NY
February 2006

MAR 07, 2006 01:30 PM

voting for pirates.

pirates are waaaayyy more silly than ninjas. but of course, there are times for both pirates and ninjas. ARRR!!!

noctem

noctem

I'm lost
October 2004

MAR 08, 2006 01:03 AM

I have to ask though, are we debating on which group is cooler or who would win in a fight? Because if it's who's cooler, then pirates win. Hands and/or hooks down. No questions asked. That's it. Game over.

However, if it's who'd win in a fight, then that's debatable. No matter how strong my allegiance to my pirate brethren is, I have to give credit where credit is due. Ninjas are obviously highly trained martial artists. However, while ninjas are "practicing" in the confines of their dojo, pirates are actually out living this highly dangerous lifestyle. And in my opinion, training doesn't really hold up against brutal real life experience. It's like the difference between some college student that's spent his whole young adult life studying books in classrooms and has a lot of knowledge about a certain subject, versus someone that's actually out in the field living it every day.

And don't make the common mistake of assuming pirates would be a bunch of uncoordinated drunken pushovers. There were actually sections of different pirate codes that stated "He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit." They were serious about their pillaging.

Plus, pirates do it with iron balls ARRR!!!

i_have_no_socks

i_have_no_socks

New Zealand
July 2005

MAR 08, 2006 01:13 AM

I am going to say vikingstongue, though i am probably a little biased with me wearing the whole viking hat and all and I also have 2 axes shockedtongue.

joenobody

joenobody

I'm lost
December 2004

MAR 08, 2006 06:44 AM

noctem said:
I have to ask though, are we debating on which group is cooler or who would win in a fight? Because if it's who's cooler, then pirates win. Hands and/or hooks down. No questions asked. That's it. Game over.

However, if it's who'd win in a fight, then that's debatable. No matter how strong my allegiance to my pirate brethren is, I have to give credit where credit is due. Ninjas are obviously highly trained martial artists. However, while ninjas are "practicing" in the confines of their dojo, pirates are actually out living this highly dangerous lifestyle. And in my opinion, training doesn't really hold up against brutal real life experience. It's like the difference between some college student that's spent his whole young adult life studying books in classrooms and has a lot of knowledge about a certain subject, versus someone that's actually out in the field living it every day.

And don't make the common mistake of assuming pirates would be a bunch of uncoordinated drunken pushovers. There were actually sections of different pirate codes that stated "He that shall be guilty of Drunkenness in time of Engagement shall suffer what Punishment the Captain and Majority of the Company shall think fit." They were serious about their pillaging.

Plus, pirates do it with iron balls ARRR!!!



that's a good distinction to make when looking at the question. but to respond to the fighting part, ninjas are not simply limited to their dojo. in feudal japan they were basically an elite, stealth, special forces/espionage unit. they did assasinations, gathered information, kidnapped nobles, hijacked supply lines, and comitted numerous acts of sabotage. they did all the dirty work of war that the samurai couldn't do because of their corny code of honor. we're talking about ninjas, real ninjas here-not some nerds who started going to the dojo and got a black belt before he'd even been in a real fist fight.

[Edited on Mar 08, 2006 by joenobody]

AlexStar6

AlexStar6

Woodstock, IL
March 2006

MAR 08, 2006 06:52 AM

i_have_no_socks said:
I am going to say vikingstongue, though i am probably a little biased with me wearing the whole viking hat and all and I also have 2 axes shockedtongue.



Vikings are just Nordic Pirates...

Travel by boat, drink a lot, loot and pillage... (if I just said this it could be either vikings or pirates).

Skank_Zero

Skank_Zero

Chicago, IL
December 2005

MAR 08, 2006 06:55 AM

AlexStar6 said:

i_have_no_socks said:
I am going to say vikingstongue, though i am probably a little biased with me wearing the whole viking hat and all and I also have 2 axes shockedtongue.



Vikings are just Nordic Pirates...

Travel by boat, drink a lot, loot and pillage... (if I just said this it could be either vikings or pirates).



Ooh, good point. So all those previous viking votes are now votes for ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

user9800

user9800

Chandler, AZ
April 2005

MAR 08, 2006 07:14 AM

Hmmm "Ninjas of theSea of Japan" or "Pirates of the Carribean"...

Rum, Wine women and song,parrots,Kick ass rides as Disney land...

Pirates win hands, hooks and peg legs down

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

joenobody

joenobody

I'm lost
December 2004

MAR 08, 2006 09:58 AM

user9800 said:
Hmmm "Ninjas of theSea of Japan" or "Pirates of the Carribean"...

Rum, Wine women and song,parrots,Kick ass rides as Disney land...

Pirates win hands, hooks and peg legs down

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!




oh come on! you're forgetting all those kick ass martial arts movies! the only reason people like pirates of the carribean is because girls like it. and girls like it because johnny depp wears eyeliner and walks around all limp wristed like a big flaming homo.

Weston

Weston

La Mesa, CA
June 2005

MAR 08, 2006 10:08 AM



We have God on our side...Pirates for the win! ARRR!!!

Andrew77uk

Andrew77uk

United Kingdom
February 2005

MAR 08, 2006 03:30 PM

lol only if you beleive!

Hopey

Hopey

Corvallis, OR
January 2004

MAR 08, 2006 03:39 PM


The ninjas kicked pirate ass at my birthday.

AlexStar6

AlexStar6

Woodstock, IL
March 2006

MAR 08, 2006 03:51 PM

Oh man Pirates are truly putting the hurt on those ninjas now!!

EmbersOfChaos

EmbersOfChaos

I'm lost
February 2006

MAR 08, 2006 03:55 PM

let me just say that ninja-pirates (ninrats) and all other forms of cross breed, are just for ppl to afraid to take a stance on this.
i agree ninja has its merits, and in actuality pirates tend to be scurvy low-lifes
but you can walk down 4th street and see lots of scurvy low-lifes too, so i must cast my vote for pirates.

EmbersOfChaos

EmbersOfChaos

I'm lost
February 2006

MAR 08, 2006 03:58 PM

on the other hand,
you are weighing out someone who wears tight clothes, is flexible, and very quiet
against someone who has whips, chains, drinks, and makes tons of noise
this really is more a matter of freak-factor than anything else

noctem

noctem

I'm lost
October 2004

MAR 08, 2006 04:57 PM

joenobody said:

user9800 said:
Hmmm "Ninjas of theSea of Japan" or "Pirates of the Carribean"...

Rum, Wine women and song,parrots,Kick ass rides as Disney land...

Pirates win hands, hooks and peg legs down

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!




oh come on! you're forgetting all those kick ass martial arts movies! the only reason people like pirates of the carribean is because girls like it. and girls like it because johnny depp wears eyeliner and walks around all limp wristed like a big flaming homo.




Hey, I wear eyeliner and walk around all limp wristed like a big flaming homo. Don't knock it till you try it man. Come on over to the pirate side for a while. It's where the fun is, it's where the booze is, it's where the debauchery is, and it's definately where the ladies are ARRR!!!

zgrat

zgrat

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

MAR 08, 2006 05:08 PM

ninjas ftw! and heres why:





AlexStar6

AlexStar6

Woodstock, IL
March 2006

MAR 08, 2006 05:42 PM

Say that to the Captain...

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

MAR 08, 2006 06:52 PM



Definitely pirates! love love

ARRR!!!

TurkMcAllister

TurkMcAllister

Iowa City, IA
January 2006

MAR 08, 2006 07:14 PM

The_Giving_Tree said:


Definitely pirates! love love

ARRR!!!



lady pirates rule love love love

I mean, who DOESN'T want a fithy mouthed bad ass drunk on rum women pirate? come on, people!

pci

pci

Riverview, NB
August 2005

MAR 08, 2006 07:23 PM

This site is cool Ultimate Ninjas vs Pirates.

Pirates

pbr_junkie

pbr_junkie

New Zealand
April 2005

MAR 08, 2006 07:51 PM

holy shit, how do you choose? i mean pirates get all those real snappy outfits but ninjas are stealthy killing machines.
awesome, now i'll be up all night deciding my new career path

AlexStar6

AlexStar6

Woodstock, IL
March 2006

MAR 08, 2006 08:34 PM

Arrrr... it's the Pirates life for me..

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