Ninjas Or Pirates?

WellWhat do ya think?

I am gona go for ninjas, just cause they can kick ya ass without you knowin it

Pirates because they still exist around the world, and whats cooler then hearing a cruise boat got hit by pirates last week?

here we go.

Well Ninjas exist to You just dont see them cause they are so stealkthy!, they can beat a pirates arse before then say yarr avast

Vikings.

GAH vikings!? FUCK how did I leave that out

How about Ninja Pirates?

Ninjas. I am one.

"Ninjas would win because Pirates are now a punchline. How many Pirate jokes are there? A ton. A well placed pirate impersonation is a guaranteed laugh from your friends. How many Ninja jokes are there? None. Why? Because if you tried to tell one, a Ninja would jump out of a secret hiding place and kill you, that's why."


The Inverse Ninja Law
The Inverse Ninja Law (or Inverse Ninja Theory) is credited to game designer Aaron Pavao of Sancho Games.

The theory states that as a group of ninjas increases in members each individual ninja loses some of their power, but as the group decreases in members each individual ninja gains more power. In other words, the Inverse Ninja Law states that the Sum Ninja Effectiveness = 1/Ninjas. It is based upon those countless scenes in movies, cartoons, and anime where a group of ninjas is quickly dispatched with ease, but a lone ninja is nigh undefeatable.

The theory has been used to make the claim that pirates simply cannot defeat ninjas ever. As one scholarly reader of PiratesVersusNinjas.net states, as pirates begin to defeat the ninjas, the ninja strength increases such that the last standing ninja will be able to fight off all pirates. However, the reader also states that the ninjas can always employ the tactic of splitting up, thus becoming many sole ninjas (each being unconquerable) instead of a one mass group of easily defeated ninjas.

You see thats what I am talkin about!

Just because of that, pirates get my vote!

yeah, hmmm.. pirates still roam the waters and are causing more trouble than ever... whereas Ninjas seem to be confined to my Anime collection or the new Batman movies...

PIRATES!

Oh come on Ninjas, one on One... I meen lets look at a Ninjas arsenal, Throwing Stars, big fuck off swords, and all manners of crazy stuff....pirates, a cannon that takes like a gazzlion years to reload, inacurate, and cutlus...need I say more?

Psh...No need to be accurate when you are shooting a cannon...I mean...It's a cannon

Pirates rape and pillage...Who could ask for more?

Ninjas, can fly and do unimaginable acrobats... although raping and pillaging does rock

Vikings rape and pillage better than pirates, and they have beserker rage and cooler boats. They once ruled all of Northern Europe and Northwestern America. Plus they have axes like these:

piracy is unstoppable.

Here is some excellent academic material on the subject

See Mr Tom isnt just a delish uk nutty bar, he's an expert on whats cooler

this wins hands down, if not only for...

"Lick It!"

They'd fall to the seduction of a ninja After all who can resist men in black uniforms

oh yeah. oops. slight of mind.

I will never love you more than I do at this moment.

Vikings eat rotten shark meat ( i can't recall what it's called at the moment), while possibly acounting for their "beserker rage", i figure its gotta slow them down. In stark contrast we have the ninja's diet....actually i don't know what a ninja eats. you know what?? a ninja probably doesn't even need food, they are that kick ass.

yup, deffinitly ninjas